Florida (more commonly know as "Flaccid Penis With Tiny Ballsack State") is the result of a lost bet between the US and Spain. Floriduh is also known as The Magic State, as due to a natural phenomenon: the further north you travel, the further south you end up. Indeed, Floriduh was once part of the Southern United States, but was excommunicated when the Judeo-Cubans founded Miami. Florida is admired because it looks like America taking a piss on Cuba.
Also known as: "God's Waiting Room", "Where Cubans go to live and Jews go to die.", "America's wang", and "The Magic State"
Pages in category "Florida"
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- UnNews:Fed up fish fight ferociously
- UnNews:Fire breathing dolphins invade Florida coast
- UnNews:Florida evacuated when suspicious item found
- UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water
- UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
- Florida Keys
- UnNews:Florida Man Goes On Wild Killing Spree
- UnNews:Florida man has cookout ruined by inclement weather
- UnNews:Florida man turns Spider-Man into Carpenter's They Live
- UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
- Florida State University
- UnNews:Florida Woman Bothered by Cyclops
- UnNews:Fucking Hurricane Fucking Lost