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Florida (more commonly know as "Flaccid Penis With Tiny Ballsack State") is the result of a lost bet between the US and Spain. Floriduh is also known as The Magic State, as due to a natural phenomenon: the further north you travel, the further south you end up. Indeed, Floriduh was once part of the Southern United States, but was excommunicated when the Judeo-Cubans founded Miami. Florida is admired because it looks like America taking a piss on Cuba.
Also known as: "God's Waiting Room", "Where Cubans go to live and Jews go to die.", "America's wang", and "The Magic State"
Pages in category "Florida"
The following 62 pages are in this category, out of 62 total.
- UnNews:Florida woman found to be the only Jewish intactivist
- UnNews:Fed up fish fight ferociously
- UnNews:Fire breathing dolphins invade Florida coast
- UnNews:Florida evacuated when suspicious item found
- UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water
- UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
- Florida Keys
- UnNews:Florida Man Goes On Wild Killing Spree
- UnNews:Florida man has cookout ruined by inclement weather
- UnNews:Florida man turns Spider-Man into Carpenter's They Live
- UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
- Florida State University
- UnNews:Florida Woman Bothered by Cyclops
- UnNews:Fucking Hurricane Fucking Lost