List of Presidents of the United States
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Presidents[edit | edit source]
| No. | Portrait | Name (birth–death) |
Term | Party | Election | Vice President | Notes | Quote | ||||
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| 1 | George Washington (1732–1799) |
April 30, 1789}} – March 4, 1797 |
Unaffiliated | 1788–89 | John Adams | |||||||
| 2 | John Adams (1735–1826) |
March 4, 1797 – March 4, 1801 |
Federalist | 1796 | Thomas Jefferson | |||||||
| 3 | Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) |
March 4, 1801 – March 4, 1809 |
Democratic- Republican |
1800 | Aaron Burr | First president in office to be transgender and a Hatsune Miku fan. | ||||||
| 4 | James Madison (1751–1836) |
March 4, 1809 – March 4, 1817 |
Democratic- Republican |
1808 | George Clinton | |||||||
| 5 | James Monroe (1758–1831) |
March 4, 1817 – March 4, 1825 |
Democratic- Republican |
1816 | Daniel D. Tompkins | |||||||
| 6 | John Quincy Adams (1767–1848) |
March 4, 1825 – March 4, 1829 |
Democratic- Republican |
1824 | John C. Calhoun | |||||||
| 7 | Andrew Jackson (1767–1845) |
March 4, 1829 – March 4, 1837 |
Democratic | 1828 | Michael Jackson | After his presidency, Andrew would form a band with his four brothers called The Jackson 5. |
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| 8 | Martin Van Buren (1782–1862) |
March 4, 1837 – March 4, 1841 |
Democratic | 1836 | Richard Mentor Johnson | |||||||
| 9 | William Henry Harrison (1773–1841) |
March 4, 1841 – April 4, 1841 |
Whig | 1840 | John Tyler | Couldn't even last a single day as president before kicking the bucket. | ||||||
| 10 | John Tyler (1790–1862) |
April 4, 1841 – March 4, 1845 |
Whig | Vacant throughout presidency |
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| 11 | James K. Polk (1795–1849) |
March 4, 1845 – March 4, 1849 |
Democratic | 1844 | George M. Dallas | |||||||
| 12 | Zachary Taylor (1784–1850) |
March 4, 1849 – July 9, 1850 |
Whig | 1848 | Millard Fillmore | |||||||
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Millard Fillmore (1800–1874) |
July 9, 1850 – March 4, 1853 |
Whig | Vacant throughout presidency |
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| 14 | Franklin Pierce (1804–1869) |
March 4, 1853 – March 4, 1857 |
Democratic | 1852 | William R. King | |||||||
| 15 | James Buchanan (1791–1868) |
March 4, 1857 – March 4, 1861 |
Democratic | 1856 | John C. Breckinridge | |||||||
| 16 | Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) |
March 4, 1861 – April 15, 1865 |
Republican | 1860/1864 | Hannibal Hamlin/Andrew Johnson | Notable for leaving the mortal realm with a bang. | ||||||
| 17 | Andrew Johnson (1808–1875) |
April 15, 1865 – March 4, 1869 |
Democratic | Vacant throughout presidency |
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| 18 | Ulysses S. Grant (1822–1885) |
March 4, 1869 – March 4, 1877 |
Republican | 1868/1872 | Schuyler Colfax - Henry Wilson |
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| 19 | Rutherford B. Hayes (1822–1893) |
March 4, 1877 – March 4, 1881 |
Republican | 1876 | William A. Wheeler | |||||||
| 20 | James A. Garfield (1831–1881) |
March 4, 1881 – September 19, 1881 |
Republican | 1880 | Chester A. Arthur | Died during his term from eating too much lasagna. |
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| 21 | Chester A. Arthur (1829–1886) |
September 19, 1881 – March 4, 1885 |
Republican | Vacant throughout presidency |
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| 22 | Grover Cleveland (1837–1908) 1st term |
March 4, 1885 – March 4, 1889 |
Democratic | 1884 | Cookie Monster | |||||||
| 23 | Benjamin Harrison (1833–1901) |
March 4, 1889 – March 4, 1893 |
Republican | 1888 | Levi P. Morton | |||||||
| 24 | Grover Cleveland (1837–1908) 2nd term |
March 4, 1893 – March 4, 1897 |
Democratic | 1892 | Elmo | |||||||
| 25 | William McKinley (1843–1901) |
March 4, 1897 – September 14, 1901 |
Republican | 1896/1900 | Theodore Roosevelt | |||||||
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Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919) |
September 14, 1901 – March 4, 1909 |
Republican | 1904 | Charles W. Fairbanks | ||||||
| 27 | William Howard Taft (1857–1930) |
March 4, 1909 – March 4, 1913 |
Republican | 1908 | James S. Sherman | Had to work outside the Oval Office because he couldn't fit through the White House's doors. | ||||||
| 28 | Woodrow Wilson (1856–1924) |
March 4, 1913 – March 4, 1921 |
Democratic | 1912/1916 | Thomas R. Marshall | |||||||
| 29 | Warren G. Harding (1865–1923) |
March 4, 1921 – August 2, 1923 |
Republican | 1920 | Calvin Coolidge | |||||||
| 30 | Calvin Coolidge (1872–1933) |
August 2, 1923 – March 4, 1929 |
Republican | 1924 | Charles G. Dawes | |||||||
| 31 | Herbert Hoover (1874–1964) |
March 4, 1929 – March 4, 1933 |
Republican | 1928 | Charles Curtis | |||||||
| 32 | Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882–1945) |
March 4, 1933 – April 12, 1945 |
Democratic | 1932/1936/1940/1944 | Harry S. Truman | |||||||
| 33 | Harry S. Truman (1884–1972) |
April 12, 1945 | Democratic | 1948 | Alben W. Barkley | |||||||
| 34 | Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890–1969) |
January 20, 1953 – January 20, 1961 |
Republican | 1952/1956 | Richard Nixon | |||||||
| 35 | John F. Kennedy (1917–1963) |
January 20, 1961 – November 22, 1963 |
Democratic | 1960 | Lyndon B. Johnson |
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| 36 | Lyndon B. Johnson (1908–1973) |
November 22, 1963 – January 20, 1969 |
Democratic | Hubert Humphrey | 1964 | |||||||
| 37 | Dick Nixon (1913–1994) |
January 20, 1969 – August 9, 1974 |
Republican | 1968 | Gerald Ford | Known for never stealing anything, ever. | ||||||
| 38 | Gerald Ford (1913–2006) |
August 9, 1974 | Republican | Nelson Rockefeller | Vacant through December 19, 1974 |
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| 39 | Jimmy Carter (1924–2024) |
January 20, 1977 – January 20, 1981 |
Democratic | 1976 | Mr. Peanut | |||||||
| 40 | Ronald Reagan (1911–2004) |
January 20, 1981 – January 20, 1989 |
Republican | 1980/1984 | George H. W. Bush | Pretty much everything world in the world is this guy's fault. |
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| 41 | George H. W. Bush (1924–2018) |
January 20, 1989 – January 20, 1993 |
Republican | 1988 | Dan Quayle | Righteous soldier in the War on Drugs and the War on Terra. |
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| 42 | Bill Clinton (1946) |
January 20, 1993 – January 20, 2001 |
Democratic | 1992/1996 | Al Gore | Notable for his long-lasting marriage which he did not goof with a fellatio from a reporter. |
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| 43 | George W. Bush (1946) |
January 20, 2001 – January 20, 2009 |
Republican | 2000/2004 | Dick "Literally Satan" Cheney | |||||||
| 44 | Barack Obama (1961) |
January 20, 2009 – January 20, 2017 |
Communist | 2008/2012 | Sleepy Joe | First POTUS to not have been born in the US. |
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| 45 | Mr. Garrison (1956) |
January 20, 2017 – January 20, 2021 |
Republican | 2016 | Mr. Hat | United States' second transgender president. | ||||||
| 46 | Joe Biden (1942) |
January 20, 2021 – January 20, 2025 |
Democratic | 2020 | Kamala Harris | Had to be relevated by Harris during the latter parts of his term because he wouldn't stop sleeping in the office. |
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| 47 | Donald Trump (1946) |
January 20, 2025 – Incumbent |
Republican | 2024 | JD Vance |
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| ? | Inanimate Sponge (1996) |
January 20, 2025 – Incumbent |
Democratic | 2034 | JD Vance's wife | Objectively the best politician to have ever served as POTUS. | ||||||

