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The 10th edition of the Poo Lit Surprise writing competition is now open for submissions. 
Somebody touch me.
psst!
Hey, kid, c'mere.
I got something to tell ya.
Your friend pissing you off? Owe you 5 bucks? Maybe they lost your pet? Ate your Haagen-Dazs? Maybe even fucked your sister? Well, there's a way to get back at them: Burn their house down. I've done this a bit too much, and I paid the price. But I'll tell you how to do it and not get caught. (Full article...)
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*... that 'wax-on, wax-off' doesn't help teach kids karate, but just gets your cars waxed, free of charge?
- ... that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand?
- ... that 'wax-on, wax-off' doesn't help teach kids karate, but just gets your cars waxed, free of charge?
- ... that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand?
- ... that 'wax-on, wax-off' doesn't help teach kids karate, but just gets your cars waxed, free of charge?
- ... that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand?
- ... that 'wax-on, wax-off' doesn't help teach kids karate, but just gets your cars waxed, free of charge?
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