Pumpkin

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A typical pumpkin, plotting evil deeds

A pumpkin used to be a yellow egg that has now matured into a orange lump, the weight has come from all of the children consumed over Halloween. when planting pumpkins, make sure you give them your teeth to nourish the pumpkin seeds ensuring they have a healthy growth. pumpkins vary of a jondis hue accompanied with green stripes down the middle.

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Recreational Fruits
Stimulants

Banana • Cherry • Cranberry • Fig • Grape • Kiwi • Lemon • Mango • Orange • Orange Soda • Pineapple • Tomato

Depressants

Coconut • Cucumber • Date • Grape Drink • Lime • Limón • Olive • Orange Juice • Pear • Tomatoe • Valencia Grapes

Psychedelics

Anti-Orange • Apple Juice • Avocado • Durian • Grapefruit • Guava • Peach • Raspberry • Strawberry • Watermelon

Forbidden

Apple • Communist Pear • Cocomelon • Orange Sherbet • Pineapple Titties • Strawberry Fields • Talking Pear • The Annoying Orange

Not Fruit

Agent Orange • Anthony Fantano • Clementine Attlee • Don Cherry • Lychee • Peaches Geldof • Princess Peach • Sir Humphrey Watermelon • Styrofoam • Utah

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