User talk:SysRq/3

This is an ARCHIVED talk page. Please do not edit this, or I WILL kill you.

Waa!

That's the sound of your talk page being taken advantage of. By me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:44, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Why does everyone feel the need to rape my talk page? Is it because she has no family and therefore won't be missed? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:49 Mar 1

Cancer soda?

Are you trying to give me cancer by leaving this on my talk page???!!! *sniff, sniff* I thought you liked me! *sniff, sniff* haha just kidding! --Sk8R Grl 00:39, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I put up another review on my sandbox thingy. --Sk8R Grl 01:49, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

I know, I have it on my watchlist. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:50 Mar 2

oh, that's cool. --Sk8R Grl 01:51, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

So, watcha gonna teach me next?--Sk8R Grl 15:48, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

For you.

--Sk8R Grl 19:26, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

I know you're there, stop ignoring me, please! I don't mean to sound wierd, but I don't have long before I have to stay off for a few days! Sk8R Grl 20:04, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

sorry I snapped, I was in a foul mood. I'm leaving now, so bye 'till friday! XOXO --Sk8R Grl 15:09, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, very cool

That you use my VFD list. That's kinda the idea, and why I post in the dump. Just make sure that you have read the instructions on the page (which I'm sure you have) and check the articles yourself to make sure that you aggree with me. Also it's very important that you check the 'what links here', history and talk pages... Thanks for helping! MrN 00:46, Mar 3

Yepp, it's the same procedure I use when submitting any articles to VFD. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:49 Mar 3

America is the best!!!

Dude, just on a mission to purge the PeeReview template from pages not up for review, and I noticed you added it to this page saying you wanted a review, but never added it to the queue - do you still want a review for that page? If so, you might want to create a review page for it. Pippings! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:25, Mar 3

Yeah, I think I've had a review page up for that since around this time last year. =/ If you'd review it, that'd be great. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:31 Mar 3

Hey SysRq!

Hey! Thanks for nominating me for NoobOTM! Once again, I am appreciative of your support. Truly, you are the bee's knees. Mightydandylion 00:35, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

I sure am. Good luck kiddo, even though I'm sure you'll win. Just stay active, I'd recommend posting around so that people kinda know who you are and stuff. You gotta WORK THEM CROWDS, BABY!! WOO!! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:38 Mar 5

Oh, and remember that you ARE allowed to vote for yourself. I'd do that if I were you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:46 Mar 5

Linkslut

You just welcomed an indefbanned vandal. Try to welcome actual contributors in the future. Thanks. ~ 17:48, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Really? Where at? I try to keep my eyes open for all them evil doers (I actually put one up on Ban Patrol just now, even though that was an obvious one) but I guess one must have slipped. Thanks for the catch, I'll be more careful. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:53 Mar 5

The douchbagface something person, I just kicked his ass to oblivion this morning :) ~ 17:54, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Vurry nice. Yerr, I guess I was just clicking randomly whilst microwaving pizza or something. I'll stop eating while welcoming users from now on. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:57 Mar 5

Make sure you clean your keyboard as well while you're at it ~ 18:00, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Come t o thin kofit,myspa cebar ha s been a little messed up lat ely. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:02 Mar 5

signature

SysRq, how's this? P.S. now I use 3 ~'s too! haha we have something in common :-D Oh, and can I have pictures in my signature and if so, how do I make them small so they don't take up a page and a half of space? (I figure that'd gey annoying with replies.) XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl Hell,yeah! I'm the motherfuckin' princess!!! Talk to Me  

Where's your timestamp? If you don't have one in your signature then you need to use 4 tildes. Looks like you may have tried to copy mine, my signature is a bit complicated and there's actually two templates going on there so it won't work if you lift code straight from mine. I'll fix it up for you. And yeah, you can resize images by using [[Image:exampleimage.jpg|20px]] to make it fit in your sig. I'll work on it for you, just keep signing with 4 tildes and I'll take care of it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:19 Mar 5

I just peeked at my sig; thanks for keeping the Motherfucking princess. I thought about taking a picture from the Avril Lavigne article; my computer's really slooooooooowwwwwwww so I can't upload my own stuff. :( anyway, thanks for helping me!! ---XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 23:39, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

any better? i confirmed the subst: in prefs.---XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 01:20, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

any other ideas on my sig? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 02:38, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Hang On!

I just noticed! Your page header menu thingy is cooler than mine! GrrRRr! MrN 21:26, Mar 5

Is it now? You can take it if you want, I don't care. Or I'll make you one with different stuffs. Or I'll just make empty promises of making you one and then never do it. Your choice. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:02 Mar 5

Ahh, the promise of an empty promise sounds promising... As you can tell, when you get to my age, you actually have no idea about what is cool anyway, so I think I will just stick with the 'traditional' look I have. Think it looks OK up there on the mantle piece next to the carriage clock. Thanks anyway. MrN 23:45, Mar 5

I made a lot of changes

I made the recommended changes you said I should make to http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:_Wake_Someone_Up.

I would appreciate some more feedback on it. Thanks!

{User:Seunketchup88/sig}}

A whole 'nutha review? Just resubmit it to Pee Review (make sure you call it something like HowTo: Wake Someone Up (resub)) and add a little note to it if you want me to be the one to review it. I'd be more than happy to look at this again. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:15 Mar 6

Sk8R Grl's sig

Just FYI, the problem with the spitting code is that she's got {{subst:User:Sk8R Grl/sig}}, when it needs to be {{subst:nosubst|User:Sk8R Grl/sig}} (bold for emphasis). –—Hv (talk) 6/03 16:22

GRAAH thanks. I feel like an idiot. How long have I been here again? And I still couldn't figure that out. Anyhoo, thanks bro. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:27 Mar 6

woohoo! it worked -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut!

VFH

When will they say that your article won? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 23:40, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I looked, but couldn't find any dates. HELP! I'm an ID10IT!!! haha -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 01:53, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Patience, patience. It's a daily thing, probably by this time tomorrow it'll be up there. I'm just as anxious as you are. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:56 Mar 8

You're nervous?! No way, man, you got this in the bag! P.S. I rewrote 2 articles for conservation week so far (listed on my page). . . how 'bout you? P.P.S I'm about to go for another. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 02:09, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Nervous? No way, the votes are right there. I'm just anxious to become a CUN. (finally, after like a year and a half) Oh, and I'm working on a rewrite of High School. Let me see what you've rewritten. If one of them passes with a good score on Pee Review, I'll graduate you from my noob program. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:12 Mar 8

Anxious means nervous, and the stuff I rewrote is on my homepage under the CW userbox. We'll still be buddie's after I graduate, right? 'Cuz if we're not, I'll miss you. :'( *sniff, sniff* -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 02:30, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

And of course we'll still be friends. You just won't be my noob anymore, you'll be a fully capable, competent, independent user. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:50 Mar 8

What's UNSOC? Is it something I'd wanna join? I don't understand a damn thing on the page. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 02:40, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

UNSOC is Uncyclopedia Socialism. It's the worker's party here on Uncyc. You should join, I'm a member. You don't do much though, it's not that active anymore. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:50 Mar 8

cool. so it's just like a club. I think I will join. Thanks. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 02:53, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and by the way, those don't count as rewrites. A rewrite usually means that very little to none of the original content still remains on the page. You've just edited a few words here and there. Not to say that it's not helpful, but it's not really in the spirit of Conservation Week. I'd get to actually rewriting one of those if I were you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:55 Mar 8

oh, ok. I thought I was just supposed to change the really awful shit. there wasn't much on those pages. P.S. whaddya think of my page? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 03:09, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Nope, it means you start from scratch. =] And what, your user page? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:19 Mar 8

yeah. P.S. How long do we have to wait for RotM? I'm excited about that, too! Oh, and how do I become a spelling Nazi? I hate to be a Nazi, but I hate people who can't speak English. Heil Elements of Style!!! haha -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 03:21, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

You can just add the Grammar Nazi template to your userpage (which I made, including the clever photoshopped image). And RotM goes at the end of the month. So about three more weeks until that's announced. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:27 Mar 8

Hey, thanks for fixing up my user page! :-) It looks really nice; before, it was almost as messy as my bedroom (my 4 yr old cousin even told me my room was messy!!)! That's cool how you grouped my userboxes and shit together.-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:16, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

all right! you got featured! Congrats, SysRq!!!! I'll find a cute award and have it up here in a sec. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:49, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

P.S. On your user page: what's Ph43r??? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 18:15, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

That just means "Fear". And no problem. And thanks. =D My new sig is so happy. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:13 Mar 8

haha you had a lot of Q's to A. I don't like the "cunt" in your sig, it's offensive & disrespectful to women and usually only women beaters use it and it's on the VERY short list of words I won't use. (the other is the n word). but the rest looks great. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 22:21, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

If you're offended by anything whatsoever then this site just isn't for you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:25 Mar 8

I guess it's not the worst thing ever. . . you wouldn't actually call a woman that in real life, right? and I was kinda being a hypocrit 'cause I call Kenny Chesney a cunt sometimes. . . he deserves it. Just don't call ME that, ok?  :-) -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 22:30, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Of course. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:39 Mar 8

to wich part? haha I got ?diarea? ?direha? ?diareeah? !the shits! of the mouth. you meant of course to "you wouldn't actually call a woman that in real life, right?" and "Just don't call ME that, ok?" right?

-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 22:51, 8 March 2008 (UTC) O.K, SysRq, I got 3 Q's. 1. Do UnTunes count as articles? 2. Do spoofs of actual songs count as UnTunes? and 3. I don't have a mic; if I gave you the lyrics would you record the song, like a "Collaborative UnTune?" -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 21:45, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, yes, and maybe. Depends on the song. I have plenty of musical talent for the both of us, so if you had something you wanted recorded then I can work with you on that, or you can get someone else to do it if I'm busy with Pee Reviews or something. Which I am right now. But go ahead and put up the lyrics and stuff over at UnTunes, I think they have a page for requests or something. Poke around there for a bit, you'll get some answers. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:48 Mar 9

OK, I was watching Celeb Apprentice and saw Piers Morgan kiss Trace Adkins on the cheek. So I wrote a song called "Tracy luvs British Boys." Have you ever heard "Ladies Love Country Boys?" It's like that, but WAY funnier. If you've heard LLCB, tell me.  :-) -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 21:55, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Never heard it. You'd probably be better off just putting it up for someone else to do. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:59 Mar 9

Guess so. LLCB was at no. 1 for 2 weeks, so I guess I should take it that you're not a big Country fan? If you are, don't get mad. I once kicked a guy in the nuts when he said I "looked like an up-town city chick." Bastard.  :-) -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 22:06, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm not really a radio person. I like listening to what I feel like listening to when I feel like listening to it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:10 Mar 9

Pee Review

Hey, thanks for the great review! Here, have this:

Rejoice, SysRq! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Modus already added a couple pictures, and I think Lj's gonna try his hand at making a chop or two for the page. In your review, you mentioned a couple dry spots--any specific headers you could point me towards so I can focus on them? Anyways, thanks again, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:19, Mar 7

Awweh, thanks. And yeah, the article is good right up until about halfway through "Promises of Conservapedia in Christian Scripture". Try to spice that part up a little bit. I'm sure you can come up with something there. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:13 Mar 7

Belated Thanks!

After months of poop handling and getting a wee bit tired Your UotM vote acted as Red Bull. Nasty, bad smelling and revitalizing. I now regained the strength to handle some more poop. Thank you! No, seriously, thank you

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

And yet I still cringe every time I see a new message from you, thinking I'm in trouble or something. I need to work on that, man. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:26 Mar 7

You're the second person who told me that, am I the new Famine?! ~ 17:50, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

You wish you were as BA as Famine. Lack of good cheer like his can only come after at least a year of sysophood.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:12, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

That's why ZB is becoming nastier and nastier :) ~ 23:15, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

I've noticed that too. Glad I'm not the only one. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:59 Mar 8

You jynxed me.

We "save page"d at the same time again. JYNX I owe you a pop haha -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 03:24, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Pee Table

So's you know: You need to update the "top 5" table at the bottom of the page (where necessary, like if you're updating your own score) as well. And then there's the average score total, which is the bugger... Basically, I update the person, preview the page, note their average, and the one either side of them so I can pick them out, scroll down to that lengthy final calculation there, find their average and update it. That's the pain in the ass bit. I'm sure there would be an easier way to do that with JS or something, if I could ever be bothered to figure out how!

I'm also considering going through the page some time, and splitting the table into 2 or 3 bits - maybe a table for PEEING members, a table for other active users, and a kind of "archive" table, of those such as I Like Cheese who haven't been seen in an age. But that's if and when I can be bothered. Although it would make things easier to maintain. Hmm, maybe if I'm bored at lunch this week...

Shit, that's all a bit serious, isn't it? Er, stap me vitals, larrup me nurglers and smite me grunions wi' a spreckle rake young 'un! Yup, that should do it. G'night! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:47, Mar 9

Groovy. I think I got it. And maybe if I feel like it I'll go about splitting that behemoth into three tables, as well as leaving the final total average at the end. But that would only be if I got REALLY bored. Thanks for the help mate, it'll be fun going about my duties as AU. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:55 Mar 9

Right, I got out my big shuvel, and I shifted it about. There's now 2 tables - regular and diet non-regular, which should be self explanatory. And as the big table is still quite big, I made it easier to track down the appropriate score in the average bits by splitting the addition bits into 3 and marking the users I split them by. Have a look and see if it makes sense to you. If so, great! If not, let me know why and I'll have another reshuffle. That's it for me for the day - sorting all that has just about bored me to sleep, so I'm off to bed. Tatty byes! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:17, Mar 10

Sweetness. I dig. I'll start updating more often now, even if it's probably just going to be only when I review stuff. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:01 Mar 11

Hugo Chavez

The story that keeps being posted on Chavez's page on his marriage to Sean Penn is the exact same story that is on Sean Penn's page. I am trying to make the articles consistent and am curious as to why you feel the need to erase it. -192.77.143.167 02:27, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm glad that you're aims are for consistency across the wiki. While your intentions are noble, the content itself falls short of Uncyclopedia standards. I only watch the Hugo Chavez page because it somehow snuck its way onto my watchlist. (You'd know what that was if you had an account, which I highly recommend that you do.) I have nothing to do with the Sean Penn article. If I were you, I would try to change the Sean Penn article to be funnier and more consistent with the Hugo Chavez article, or just remove everything about ol' Hugo (as the two have nothing in common, that's why this rumored gay relationship isn't funny in the least) from the article and find some other way to improve it. Read HTBFANJS for tips on improving either article. But I will revert any edits to the Hugo Chavez article which do not improve the article, and you were certainly not improving the article with your edits. That's why I reverted them, and that's what I'd rather see a productive young IP like yourself doing around here. Let me know if you're not satisfied with this response, or if we need to negotiate another plan of action here. Cheers! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:56 Mar 10

Don't panic

Got a question - do you have more than one featured article? ~ 10:28, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Nope, just one. I've only written one article is my days as Gustav that would possibly be VFHable, and I've had one other nom that failed about a month or so ago. May I ask why you want to know? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:56 Mar 10

My guess: The bar above VFH in your sig - it says somewhere I can't be bothered to find right now that the bar is for types with multiple features. I could, of course, be very wrong. It has been known... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:46, Mar 14

Yep, sorry about the late reply. The bar above the VFH in your sig means you have multiple features...hence, either work very hard on another feature or remove the bar for now :). Thanks. ~ 17:02, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh, I didn't know that. I just thought it looked cool and that VFHers had it. =/ I'll go do that now. Thanks. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:05 Mar 14

No worries. ~ 17:07, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Just leavin' ya a gift. . .

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haha jes kiddin', you know I love you!!! :-* -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 02:33, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

you do know that, right?! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 14:52, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

:D :) :P

UnNews:Tennessee Prohibits Evolution, Townsfolk Rejoice - I acted on what you said, nom it if you're happy with it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:52, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Aren't ya proud of yer n00b?!

Look what I made:

This user is a member of the Unsisterhood. Don't fuck with her, she'll kill you.

. cool, huh? I made it for me and Luvvy. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 16:32, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

• NOW, I NEED YOU TO KNOWTHIS IS A JOKE! after all my shit, I figure I needed to say so. Look at the bottom of this page.

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-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:57, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the nomination and vote

As thanks for the recent BFF nomination, I wish to award you the title of Honourific Pussy. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:22, 11 Mar

haha, SysRq's a pussy. just kidding, welcome, Dude! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 21:35, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Sweet. Another fun few letters to add to my sig. Thanks! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:37 Mar 11

MEH

Whatever. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:51 Mar 12

HAHA!

/me takes off my Vicky Secret thong & slaps you with it! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 16:57, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Why do you hate me, Dude? Remember when you called me your n00b? Remember when we were in love? BECAUSE I DO!!!! *cries* -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:21, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

• You know, I made this funny, but you really hurt my feelings, Dude. I thought we were friends. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:25, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Sorry I missed your baseball game there, son. Here, let me buy you an ice cream. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Now let's dry those tears, cowboy. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:26 Mar 12

FUCK YOU!!!!!!! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:28, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Now where did you learn to talk like that? Was it from the Wilson boy? Why, I'm going to have a talk with his father as soon as we get home. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:30 Mar 12

Uncle Dear SysRq, would you like to pop in at my office when you've got the time? Thankies ^.^ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:38, 12 Mar

I guess I should apologize. Sorry for whatever I did that made you hate me, SysRq. Just 1 question: What was that, exactly? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 20:04, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

I think I can answer for the both of us. You started off fine, but your enthusiasm has caused you to get out of hand, which has started to use other users. Black Eagle is one sample. Just because he's an admin in another wiki doesn't mean it's ok to toss a Pussy at him. I'm doing damage control on the Finnish sister uncyc, sorting out a mess you started. People in general are expected to behave like mature individuals when troubles emerge, and you went and took all of this personally. If you behave like a spoiled brat, you are treated like one. I deal with kids like you every day at work. I have been hoping you'd have taken the more subtle hints and proved my fears wrong, but you appear to be just as childish about this as I feared... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:23, 12 Mar

Too....far. Just too far. As I recall, the definition of "sophomoric" is someone who believes they know more than they do. Then I looked it up. It means "conceited and overconfident of knowledge but poorly informed and immature." Well, Luvvy, I'm sorry to say that this describes you more than it does Sk8r. She is new. So are you. I don't expect either of you to pick up completely on this whole "civility" thing. And I understand that Sk8r was being uncivil; as far as I know, this has been dealt with in other places too. Nevertheless, I still feel obliged to stick my hat in.

This is a flamewar. It's not constructive. It's going to end now.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:39, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, Lj. Sorry about that. I know I'm new. And I'm trying to stick to the rules of proper conduct. I don't intentionally want this to be a flamewar, so I'm just shutting up now. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:46, 12 Mar

I don't think you're going to have to worry about her anymore, Lj. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:18 Mar 13

Geometry

No, I'm not failing geometry. I'm getting an 80%. Parents: "You'll never get into Harvard with an 80% in geometry during your freshman year!" -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 18:09, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

AHAHAHA FRESHMAN!! /me hurls various fruits at joo. Seriously though, that's lame bro. I think that's one of Harvard's selling points: "Iph joo has a eytee in geomitri ur sooooo in woo!" I saw it on a brochure they sent me. I've already applied. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:16 Mar 12

Apology

I'm sorry, SysRq. I guess everything you said was joking. But you hurt my feelings before, when we were talking about the templates and you said to leave that to Luvvy. It sounded like you thought I'm useless, and that's the way I felt. Then, when I tried to tell you, it seemed like you were making fun of me, you know, kicking me while I was down. Anyway, I'm really sorry. I'll undo everything I did. Are we still friends? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 20:52, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

P.S. I wouldn't blame you if you hated me, this is the second time I blew up at you when you didn't do anything wrong. But even if you do, I want you to know you'll always be my Dude. /me throws my arms around you in an ?apologetic? (spelingg?) hug. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 00:40, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

P.S. I put the hottie award back. . . If you don't want it, delete it.

Yerr, you just have to understand that everything I say is a joke. I never come here to be serious. I don't like to be. But when you pull stunts like that, I get real serious real fast. I'll accept your apology as long as you keep in mind that this is just a silly, fun place where no one really means what they say and you shouldn't be taking anything anyone says to heart, because we're probably just joking. Thanks for being mature about this, you probably saved yourself a ban. That's what I mean by 'I get serious real fast,' I mean that I go and get ops to deal with it because I don't like to. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:58 Mar 13

Thanks, Dude. SERIOUSLY--You're the best, Love you -- END OF SERIOUS MESSAGE .And I didn't mean to start a "flamewar," whatever that is. If you go back to my talk page, I explained why I was being a --I hate this word, but it fits-- cunt. You've been here for me from the start, and I totally attacked you.-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 05:32, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Also, is there like a "Asshole of the month?" 'Cuz we could both win that! ;) !JOKE!-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:22, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

UGotM tends to serve that process 'round here, but don't bother. None of you have a chance against LOLZORZ. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:02, Mar 13

True. I wouldn't dare. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:39 Mar 13

Category

Dude, how do I make my own Category? I wanna make: User:Sk8R Grl/Category:_Hotties. thx -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 23:10, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

I would hold off on the user categories for right now. But for future reference, you just put [[Category:Categoryname]] at the bottom of an article. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:57 Mar 14

VFH

you need to look at that VFH page, Dude. I wanted to suprise you by putting "vfh hopeful" on your werks, but I figured I'd just screw it up. :) -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 16:02, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

As much as I appreciate the gesture, even I will say that an article like that should NEVER be featured, or even show up on the feature page. That was an article I was kinda hoping to keep on the DL, but I guess it's out there now. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:07 Mar 14

Oh. sorry, i thought the article was funny. Did you see what I put on the article's discussion page? that's probly why I liked it. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 18:45, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Tell me what article you've wrote that you like, and I'll nom and whore that instead. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 18:51, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry about VFH right now, kay? I'm serious, your lack of mainspace edits is becoming a concern around here. You gotta get out there and mix it up! Also, fix your sig. It's doing stuff again. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:54 Mar 14

Probably 'cuz I was screwing around with the links. better? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 19:01, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Yepyepp. It's fine now. But I'd really like to see you out there making some more contributions on the mainspace. Can you do that for me? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:03 Mar 14

Spanking

OK, I just got my ass kicked off Squiggle's talk page. . . so, are ya gonna answer my Q about "can I spank you?" haha you can spank me back if you want :-* -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 19:10, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

I think you should come meet me in Luvvy's office for a minute. You know where it is? She left me a key soz if I feel like using it I can. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:13 Mar 14

Like I told her before, I don't have the right shit on my computer. Can't we talk here? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 19:16, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Got AIM? MSN? Something more private than a talk page? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:19 Mar 14

No, sorry. When I said on my talk page, "Cool. Don't call me kiddo, I'm only a year younger than you, babe," you knew I was joking, right? 'Cuz if you go there, you'll see that MrN didn't.-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut!

Alright, then I'll just take this convo to your talk page. You're not in trouble or anything, so don't worry. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:31 Mar 14

Love you, Dude. really. Bye. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 05:34, 15 March 2008 (UTC)