User talk:Insineratehymn/archive11

So, I'm curious

How did you think Tel Aviv looks like? ~ 21:37, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Oh, you know, near the beaches. --General Insineratehymn 01:32, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Whoah there, cowboy!

Hey, is it okay if you don't always fill VFD to the 15-article limit, and only nom about 5-10 articles max? Others need to add articles too, such as me. And when I do, it's always full with articles mostly nommed by you. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:58, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Noooooooo!

You edited Numpad5! Now I'll have to give my "oldest article" userbox to someone else. Juan Kerr 18:01, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Custom Link To Main Page Picture

How do you change the picture that links to the main page? *Parents discretion is advised* 14:14, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT REPLACING THIS TEXT!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:43, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Query

i noticed that the n00b of the month nominations are a bit lacking for august. there's someone who wrote one article with 20+ redlinks, and someone who reading between the lines tell me isn't really a n00b. well, i can tell you that i stumbled across uncyclopedia a mere 18 days ago, i've written five (5) full articles (one currently on VFH), and i would be honored to be nominated. however, since self-nominations aren't allowed, if politely asking for a nomination is also not allowed (or even frowned upon) then disregard this query (i wouldn't want to get anyone in trouble). --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:47, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

I AM SO SMART BECAUSE I REPLACED THIS TEXT!! I WIN!! Also, a psychic is you.

Your A Big Psychic Now!

Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending! We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:37 Aug 17, 2007

Thanks for voting!

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:27, Aug 19, 2007

Thanks for voting!

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thanks for votin' for UnScripts:Grass in the Mist. --THE 22:19, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Quoticide Article

I made this page about the new Uncyclopedian quoticide ritual. Just to note, I am in no way using it to diss you. (Even though you almost resemble Hitler in it, being a German leader and all). If you think I should change your actual name in it, I will. I'm not near done with it, and I'm going to do some more historical research first. However, I can't in good conscious finish it without your approval. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest

Thanks

	WARNING!
	Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
	To correct this problem, you must either: 1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or 2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger. Select an option _

SRXT. 23/08 06.55pm

All hail!

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 09:41, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Bleh

please accept this template both as a thank-you for voting on "Ode to the Monotony of Life" but also, in its own, small way, as a symbol of the monotony, general grayness, and eternal dull unchangingness of life, which somehow continues to go on despite many objections to it and people opting out of it, God knows why

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:11 Aug 29, 2007

You've been Invited

You've been invited to take an exiting new beta test of concept of Satiropendium, the comedic compendium!

Satiropendium requires good writers willing to collaborate articles with others, tough critics to review the articles to see if they're worthy, and stewards to verify the articles as being the best they are. More details can be seen in the link. If you are not the best writer, the inviter might have you in mind as a critic and steward, and if ever the full wiki is setup, you will be able to have a chance to get a full fleged admin account, but that's only if you're one of the first five to sign up for the job (and there's a pretty good you will be).

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29/08/2007 @ 21:46

You won

UOTM, that is.

	Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2007

Congrats.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:48, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!

	The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
	Remember, it's for their own damn good!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:46, Sep 2, 2007

Awesome!

Gerrycheevers sincerely thanks you. Your vote for NotM is much appreciated. As a token of his gratitude, Gerry wishes to offer you his services should you ever be looking for a goalie while planning a pick-up street hockey game.

thanks again for your support. i hope i can continue to earn your respect, pproval, and spare change. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:40, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

VFH thanks!

	Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
	PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.

HowTo:Be Random

Hey, thanks for your contributions to my article. Much appreciated incinerate! --AmericanBastard 02:51, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Splee!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:49, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Heaps of praise

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
	That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Thanks very much for your vote! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:25, Sep 10, 2007