User talk:Ben DeRoy

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Idea

I would just like to say, great idea for the 3D glasses thing, great work. Hopefully you can finish it as well. --—Braydie 11:56, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

That is some farkin'awesome shite. Great work. 01:06, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, but I can't do this alone - it's tearing my mind apart already (look at the code and you'll understand). I need others to help with the actual text and content of the article, because my patience and perfectionism can only go so far... --Ben DeRoy 12:19, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey mate- looking quickly around the 'net, I think I do an image version of your 3D glasses article that will actually work with proper 3D glasses. Does this catch your interest? If so, PM me back or drop over to your article's talkpage. :) -- 54x  F@H (XXXX!) 08:03, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

I heartily approve of your Monkey Island article

Keep on with it! --L 04:15, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Seconded, a great read, now just finish it off :P --Xaxle 23:53, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

unused image

Hi, I'm deleting unused images. Is this one something you want to keep? If so, please add it to an article or another page (a subpage of your user page will do). Or you can add the {{notorphan|Link}} template to the image page. Thanks -- sannse (talk) 21:05, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

VFP

Oi! You've got an image on VFP which quite a few people seem to like (although a few think you should remove the TRex on the left hand side!). :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thank You

Thank you for actually giving a valid/good reason for removing Chuck Norris from the page, unlike other people. I would give you a cookie if I had any. --Ratmaster 23:50, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

template:crime

dude, thank you! It looks really pretty now!
--Cajek 19:53, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Awesome: thank you AGAIN!
--Cajek 14:03, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

For You

The Ring of Devandalisers For fighting the Good Fight Rabbi Techno

Fisher Price DOS

Thanks for taking the time to change the linux references. I was feeling lazy.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)     

I'm a Flithy Whore!

Hey I see you helped out my article Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? perhaps you could place a vote on it in the VFH section? I'd appreciate it.--Dr. Fenwick 22:46, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

3D glasses

Hello, Mr. DeRoy. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, you were fiddling with making proper 3D text on 3D glasses. So I'd be interested in knowing what you think of my suggestion? I've only tested it in Firefox 3 and IE7, so it may suffer from the same compatability problems as yours. I seem to remember the "position:absolute" behaves weird in one of the browsers (IE6?) but I think maybe wrapping it in something with "position:relative" might fix it... or not. -kotra 01:35, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Princess Di

Liked your edits on the Di page - especially the 'Pink People's Penis Pumper' bit. I've been trying to rewrite it for a while. Working in the 'Death' section now - any ideas would be great. I've started some of it on my user page. Calindreams 18:59, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Loved what you did here to my phone booth thing. That is all; cheers.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  29 Jun 2010 ~ 04:24 (UTC)

Ben, darling....

...please refrain from removing the quotes on articles that I create (like Cute) unless you consult with me first. It makes me really miffed when someone does this. If you would like to remove them to a "blockquote" or something else, thats fine, just let me know. I do appreciate all that you do for Uncyclopedia. But, and Mhaille will verify this, those quotes are just about the only thing keeping me from going all bat shit insane, ok? Hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:30, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Bow down to Cthulhu-Jesus

Thanks for the Cthulhu-Jesus pics. I had a feeling that I was not first to think about it. It's jut too obvious. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:54, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Captain Selfish

Awesome shoop! I moved it up to the start of the article. Spıke ¬ 23:33 4-Nov-10

And thanks again! hard to believe this article was on Votes for Deletion earlier in the week. Spıke ¬ 12:04 5-Nov-10

File:Captain Selfish comic 3.png

I don't like this one! It's political and it's unrelated to the article. You may not like anti-gays, but it's not the same thing as selfish. Spıke ¬ 20:06 5-Nov-10

css

For a lot of the css stuff you do, have you considered turning it into templates? Might cut down on the size and difficulty of editing the pages in the future, as well as just simplifying things. If it's something that is really just for the one article, you could use a subpage of the article so wider applicability wouldn't be an issue... just a thought. 1234 ~ 16:15, 8 January 2011

Posthumous NotM

As you were the distinguished runner-up from the January 2007 Noob of the Month competition, I hereby award you this:

	Noob of the Moment January 2007

I was ineligible to receive this award, it was wrong of me to accept this award, and I do apologize.

After the contest, you went on to distinguish yourself with great contributions (with particularly stellar work on Dear John letter!), and are the clear winner.

Most sincerely,

~ The Bard of Uncyclopedia 12:44, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

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