User:Sapplerx/Celebrity Bat Fuck Insane-o-meter

This measures celebrities based on how Bat Fuck Insane they are. Explanations are in parentheses.

The Jesus Christ of all celebrities (don't ask why)

• Ed Sheeran (Out of all of the celebrities to grace this list, he is the most bat fuck insane celebrity of all of them, yes ALL OF THEM. He can do whatever he likes, he is God in this Earth. Don't fuck with him. Doing so will get you a disintegration.)

The UNHOLY duo

• Abby Lee Miller (I don't watch Dance Moms but I know her for some reason. Asides from the facts I just don't think she's a very good person AT ALL!)

• Andrew Tate (He also has a small dick.)

Would easily break it

• Billie Eilish (Seriously look at her music videos and listen to her songs.)
• Shawn Mendes (I used to think he was not Bat Fuck Insane but given the fact that he's too sexy and the fact that he sounds like he's on cocaine he has broke it.)
• MrBeast (He has done the impossible multiple times. He has done lots of good stuff but honestly he would just break it.)
• Jake and Logan Paul (Both of them have done really terrible shit and would easily break it.)

• Britney Spears (Honestly, I don't think I need an explanation for this one, but if you want just read her article.)
• Donald Trump (No comment.)
• Miley Cyrus (Listen to Wrecking Ball.)
• IShowSpeed (Totally.)
• Every member from BTS or any K-pop group/soloist in general (Their stans though...)
• Melanie Martinez (Listen to her songs. Also she's a baby for some reason but I seriously hope it is not some kind of coping mechanism.)
• Dream (YouTuber) (Again with the stans.)
• Meghan Trainor (FeMInISm am I RIGHT???)
• RiceGum (Not irrelevant anymore but he could still break it.)
• John Cena ()
• Flamingo (From ROBLOX. Just so you know, he's the most Bat Fuck Insane Roblox YouTuber on this meter.)
• James Corden (Has done terrible shit.)
• Nicki Minaj (Used to be not as bat fuck insane as I thought she would be but I realized what she has done.)
• Sabrina Carpenter (It's her discography that makes her bat shit insane.)
• Camila Cabello (AGH MY EARS)
• Every politician ever (No cap, I really thought politics are very insane to talk about)
• Doja Cat (Not only is she a catgirl, but she already was from the very beginning. Like literally.)
• Ice Spice (Has a very weird deep voice.)

10

• Jenna Ortega (Most of her recent works nowadays are in the horror genre. Additionally I think Wednesday Addams is Bat Fuck Insane.)
• Michael Jackson (HEEHEE)
• Cardi B (Originally she was going to be an 8 but I added extra points because she was a stripper.)
• The Rock (🤨)
• Eminem (He's the Rap God and has done questionable stuff.)
• Drake (Questionable lyrics in his songs sometimes.)
• Kanye West (Has done a fuckton of questionable stuff. Also I consider Closed On Sunday the most Bat Fuck Insane song he has ever written in his career.)
• Miranda Sings (I mean she's not as popular as she used to but remember her?)
• Joe Biden (Wake up...)
• Skai Jackson (Actually doxxed someone.)
• Michael Jordan (Sticked his tongue out during games and hates rappers for some reason.)
• Leonardo DiCaprio (Loses every time.)
• Zac Efron (Pretty fuckin' hot.)
• Harry Styles (For dressing up as a metrosexual.)
• Juice WRLD (I mean...he was?)

9

• JoJo Siwa (Originally I would give her a 10 because of her personality, but her themes have caused me to lose a point on the meter.)
• Kim Kardashian (The most Bat Fuck Insane of the Kardashian-Jenners, although if you count her ex-husband she would've been the second most Bat Fuck Insane.)
• Lionel Messi (He may be god but look at the photo from the 2022 World Cup. That makes him Bat Fuck Insane.)
• NBA YoungBoy (YB BETTER 🤓)
• Katy Perry (Look at her Hershey's Kisses bra and tell me if that's Bat Fuck Insane or not.)

8

• Millie Bobby Brown (If you watched Stranger Things you know what I'm talking about.)
• Kylie Jenner (She has a challenge inspired by her lips. It's pretty dangerous.)
• Kobe Bryant (MAMBA MENTALITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
• KSI (He screamed a lot from his past songs and videos so that's why I gave him this score.)
• Zayn Malik (He's someone you shouldn't leave your girlfriend with.)
• XXXTentacion (Maybe he was?)
• Dove Cameron (Ever since becoming a singer she has gone bat shit insane.)

7

• Charli D'Amelio (She's the Kim Kardashian of TikTok, however, she is not as Bat Fuck Insane as the latter but still did some questionable stuff)
• Ariana Grande (Has done questionable stuff before like the Donutgate scandal in 2015)
• PewDiePie (He used to be Bat Fuck Insane back in the 2010s but he's gotten very chill nowadays.)
• James Charles (He has done Bat Fuck Insane things back in 2018 with Tati Westbrook but that's over. However he's not as Bat Fuck Insane as Jeffree Star.)
• LeBron James (He's everywhere.)
• SSSniperWolf (I know her videos. But yeah, she has done terrible shit in the past.)
• Barack Obama (Will probably die tomorrow or something.)
• Stephen Curry (See: 2017 NBA Season.)
• Cole Sprouse (Because I feel like it.)
• Madison Beer (How many stalkers does she have?!)

6

• Justin Bieber (His fanbase in the early 2010s was Bat Fuck Insane but it's not as it's used to be anymore. He has done questionable stuff like saying the N-word but yeah.)
• Selena Gomez (A wizard did it)
• Cristiano Ronaldo (One of the Bat Fuck Insane things he has done is taking off his shirt during a game. Otherwise he's kinda chill)
• Ice Spice (Seriously you don't have a chance with her.)
• David Dobrik (Has done a terrible thing.)
• Beyoncé (Might be bat shit insane.)
• Taylor Swift (She has several personalities and some of them are bat shit insane.)

• Zendaya (Euphoria to me has a weird plot.)
• Noah Schnapp (One extra point for being in Stranger Things.)
• Finn Woldhard (One extra point for being in Stranger Things.)

5

• Dixie D'Amelio (Has also done questionable stuff before but she's not as Bat Fuck Insane as her sister.)
• Emma Chamberlain (I am adding random YouTubers because I know them. But seriously, you don't have a chance with her.)
• Tom Holland (Very chill I guess.)
• Olivia Rodrigo (*insert lyric from driver's license*)
• Rihanna (She has a very large forehead so I'll give her that.)
• Hailey Bieber (Hates Selena Gomez for some reason.)
• Emma Watson (Was in Harry Potter.)
• Neymar (I guess so...)
• That other Selena (Maybe she was. I dunno.)
• Peyton List (Trust me she's could be. I don't watch a lot of her filmography.)
• Kendall Jenner (Some points given for being in a Lil Dicky music video.)

Wouldn't even stand a chance with this thing

• An ordinary person (Who cares???)
• Dismedian (They are a lame dumb degenerate who the most insane thing about them is that they edit a humor website like this one, where nobody goes to.)

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• Elizabeth II (I dunno. She may or may not be.)

• Tommyinnit (I don't watch Dream SMP. Who does?)