User:LEGO guy

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“In Soviet Russia, Jesus Christ Believes in YOU!”

~ Russian Reversal on Christianity.

“Why is he called LEGO guy?”

~ Oscar Wilde on LEGO guy

Hya there, I'm LEGO guy. If any complaints, leave them with me, THERE IS A JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All atheists can kiss my ass.

My family:

My little brother.

My older brother.

My mom.

My dad.

Don't ask how my mom and dad met, it was freaky!!!!!!!!

Jesus Rocks

You, why do you stare at me?

If you read the Bible (and I know no one here does), you know Jesus is awesome. He calmed a sea, he healed a cripple and retard, he even ticked off people. He kicked ass.

LEGO Rocks

The brick, ready to eat a grue.

The unsuspecting grue, moments before being pounced on.

Bad Motherfuckers

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