User:Jmive

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17-E
This user only speaks 1337 because it was a required course in school.
17-E
ac-3
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of those African clicky noises.
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ao-F
This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ao-F
bs-N
This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
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cpp-G
This user does not speak C++ and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all C++ speakers.
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do-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Dolphin.
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elv-P
This f****r speaks Elvish heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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en-A
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
en-A
enr-E
This user only speaks Engrish because it was a required course in school.
enr-E
eo-2
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Esperanto.
eo-2
es-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
es-1
fr-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
fr-1
il-F
This user got an F in Igpay Atinlay and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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grc-L
Thith uther thpeakth classical Greek with a really thexy lithp.
grc-L
ja-X
This user only speaks 日本語 enough to seduce native 日本語 speakers .
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la-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.
la-1
lz-3
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Lesbian.
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mor-0
This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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ns-3
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.
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Pie-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pie.
Pie-1
This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.
quo-L
Thith uther thpeakth Quote with a really thexy lithp.
quo-L
re-3
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Recondite English.
re-3
se-3
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Simple English.
se-3
sp-4
This user speaks Spanglish at a near-native level.
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tlh-F
This user got an F in Klingon and likes their native language better (if they have one).
tlh-F
ko-N
This user is a native speaker of 한국어.
ko-N
vg-N
This user is a native speaker of Vogon.
vg-N
zh-E
This user only speaks 中文 because it was a required course in school.
zh-E
ow-0
This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
ow-0
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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teen
This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
teen
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
PEACE
This user is a naturalist, so they take pride in hugging trees regularly.
PEACE
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This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
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This user is cooler than you.
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n00b
This user is a n00b.
n00b
MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
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NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
MS-X
This user only speaks their mind when you ask them what they're thinking about.
MS-X
usbx
This user likes to use userboxes.
usbx
BS
This userpage is bullshit.
BS
IP
Jmive's IP is 127.0.0.1.
IP
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user is a philosopher.
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This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you.
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