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Thelastbachelorparty.jpg

"And verily because it was Christ's last bachelor party, the guys also did pay for a lap dance." Many artists have sought inspiration from Judith Priest's famous dance before the Lord as portrayed in Lewd Acts of the Apostles.

Image credit: Prettiestpretty
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 14 Divinely inspired Messiahs
Nomination: Mhaille
For Votes: 16
  1. Most excellent. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. For. Oh, I like this. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:11, Aug 12
  3. Sure Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:41, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:30, Aug 12
  5. For; Now we know where Jesus went. -- The Zombiebaron 22:42, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. For Though if you look at it, it looks like her left foot is hanging off the table in semi-mid air. I suppose that would be nice to see touched up, but otherwise a solid image, gets my vote. -RAHB 22:45, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. HA HA! --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 17:09, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. YES - It's Perfect Now! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 17:12, Aug 13
  9. Indeed Very funny, good idea. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:11, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  10. Verily And you'll note that Saint Peter has a piece of folding money for a tip ready to poke in her unmentionable. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:25, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  11. Piss off Conservapedia some more. I'll try to touch it up, too Done. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 20:09, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  12. For. You're all going to Hell for this, you realize. Not me, of course. I'm one of the elect. I saw the list. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:13, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg Congratulations, you win the Internets!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 20:34 Aug 13, 2008
  14. I had to put something in the against box. Still, for ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  15. Good! --Aakrikutty 11:01, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  16. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:04, 5 March 2011
Against Votes: 2
  1. Meh. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Good concept, bad picture. Something just doesn’t look right to me about that ass, and anyway Last Supper is getting to be up there with the Mona Lisa in terms of Uncyclopedia clichés. Otherwise I’d be totally for. Ninjastar-no.png Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima(VOTE FOR ME!)talk(AND MY PICS TOO!)contribs 14:57, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Well, nice notion, but the stripper is all... ah, wrong. Perhaps it's a bad source image, or perhaps a bad cut-out, but the lighting and contrast are all wrong. Yes, I am voting against an old featured image on account of lighting. Deal with it! Or don't. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:22, 7 February 2011
Comments
With a little cloning, I put the heel back on the table and added a convincing drop shadow. Now vote For or die. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 20:28, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
So...you fixed PP's image that PP fixed? Kudos. Today I knight thee Sir Redundancy! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:35, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
Yes, I put the heel back on the table. It was still floating. Plus, I couldn't even see the drop shadow. So thank you very much. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 20:47, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
Well, the right heel is up off the table because Judith Priest is rocking her pelvis forward, which in four inch vinyl covered platform boots is quite a balancing act. I did add in a length folded five spot into the hand of St. Paul because he "likes the ladies". I also attempted to give her a crotchless panty, but felt that the would have been guilding the lily, as it were. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:31, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
I love this picture. It is so sexy!! I think I'll groove on!! DJ Mixerr 02:45, February 10, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig