Uncyclopedia:VFH/User:SPIKE

Article: User:SPIKE	Score: 1
Nominated by:	- B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 13:53, 13 May 2014 (UTC)
For: 7	Wow this is just excellent. I'm not sure who this Spike guy is but he sure seems like a fantastic member of our community and his work should be praised. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 13:53, 13 May 2014 (UTC) Gay. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 14:09, May. 13, 2014 For. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:03, 13 May 2014 (UTC) For. Technically this breaks the rules, but I love pointy things! --Ovidius IV (talk) 09:23, 14 May 2014 (UTC) For. I hate myself! :D The Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of Earth 14:10, 14 May 2014 (UTC) I flipped a coin. Aleister 1:07 15-5-14 For. I likes Mimo &maxus 17:21, 15 May 2014 (UTC)
Against: 6	Look, I hate to rain on your fun but there are actual articles that need your votes to get featured, and instead, you...you do this? I can only take so many banana kittens. This is Furby! AAAAAAAAA! – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:49, 13 May 2014 Against. "There is only one Uncyclopedia and another shameful impostor site". I thought I was reading Wikipedia. Anton (talk) 17:57, 13 May 2014 (UTC) No you did not. You did not think that. You could not have thought that. It's so blatantly POV how could you ever think such a thing of it? Where have you been? The pink moon where green cheese rains from the sky? There, that statement is true, but here it most certainly is not! – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:18, 13 May 2014 ...unless you were joking, of course. You were joking, weren't you, Anton? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:00, 14 May 2014 Uncyclopedia is supposed to resemble Wikipedia. No? I was joking actually. Anton (talk) 08:39, 14 May 2014 (UTC) Against. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 18:01, 13 May 2014 (UTC) Against. Please put all this shit to bed. It's like breaking up with a bitch of a girl and then spending all your time talking about her. Leverage (talk) 18:53, 13 May 2014 (UTC) Love is a powerful emotion - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 19:19, 13 May 2014 (UTC) Leverage (talk) 10:02, 14 May 2014 (UTC) You broke the wicked fragile wiki code list formatting when you dropped the video in there. I've resisted the urge to smash it over the head to get it to display right again by converting it to an HTML list, which would be more robust... Snarglefoop (talk) 21:35, 14 May 2014 (UTC) I unsmooshed the formatting. It just needed more sharp signs. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:34, 15 May 2014 Delete Why??? would we put a link to a picture of a dog on our front page with a link to the other site in it?? If Spike himself had constructed this page he couldn't have done it better. It would be rude for me to say how smart this would be. Snarglefoop (talk) 19:34, 13 May 2014 (UTC) Clarification: It points people at the other site, and it is not obviously sarcastic. We know it's sarcasm, but outsiders who stumble on it may not, and are likely to simply follow the link and end up bopping around the Wikia site. And who does that benefit? Snarglefoop (talk) 19:42, 13 May 2014 (UTC) I just realized there are only three sentences in the article, so the whole thing would go into the feature box on the main page. So, the link to The-Site-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named would be right there, on our front page. Gurgle! Choke! Snarglefoop (talk) 03:07, 14 May 2014 (UTC) Against. It's no Hardwick Fundlebuggy's userpage. Now that's a page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:56, 16 May 2014 (UTC)
Comments	In Uncyclopedia:VFH/rules#Nominating there is the line 'Any article from any namespace (except userspace) is eligible for nomination.' (emphasis in original). This would seem to suggest that this nomination is invalid. I know userspace pages have been on vfh in the past, and some have even been featured (such as User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty) but it is apparently against the rules. Thought I'd float that out there. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:53, 14 May 2014 This was a joke, no need to get so upset about jokes on a site dedicated to them. All this seriousness reminds me of a certain someone... but anyway, snargle if you want it deleted I suggest you VFD - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 09:35, 14 May 2014 (UTC) A "joke"? What is this thing, "joke"? Is it related to this thing called "humor"? I don't think I do that. I'm fundamentally humorless and take all things seriously; I merely pretend to have a sort of sense of humor in an effort to fit in with the "humans". Snarglefoop (talk) 14:03, 14 May 2014 (UTC) Bwa ha ha ha -- take THAT! OK, I did it, and probably broke four or five rules in the process. I just couldn't resist the chance to get a page on VFH, VFD, and QVFD simultaneously... Snarglefoop (talk) 14:49, 14 May 2014 (UTC) Comment. Navelism by Proxy. RomArtusImperator ITRA* (Orate) ® 10:30, 14 May 2014 (UTC) You could always vote against, you know... – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:32, 14 May 2014 I don't vote against here Llwy. --RomArtusImperator ITRA* (Orate) ® 07:31, 15 May 2014 (UTC) You should vote more here. We need votes and this stupid page isn't helping. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 14:52, 16 May 2014 Comment. Meh. SPIKE is such an easy target now it's just not funny any more. ShabiDOO 06:27, 15 May 2014 (UTC)