Uncyclopedia:VFH/Jamie Lynn Spears

Article: Jamie Lynn Spears	Score: 0 people who carry balloons under their shirts
Nominated by:	King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 21:30, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
For: 3	For.. This article's a rarity as it gives more info than Wikipedia's. Plus it's a whole lot funnier. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 21:30, October 22, 2009 (UTC) Self for. I fixed it a lot cuz of Mn-z's Pee Review! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:37, October 22, 2009 (UTC) For Cool Ptok-Bentoniczny 22:27, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 3	Against. Don't we already attract enough hormone-infested teens to the site? Also, it's not that long enough, really.-Almost Sir Random Crap Against. This is getting rediculous. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:38, October 23, 2009 (UTC) Against. Just not quite ready yet. Needs more content. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:42, 23 Oct
Comments	Abstain. I couldn't make my mind up on this one. ChiefjusticeDS 21:53, October 22, 2009 (UTC) Quit being a pussy and vote against then. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:06, October 22, 2009 (UTC) No, please just keep your opinions on my choice to yourself and vote on the article. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:13, October 22, 2009 (UTC) Abstain Apparently the sympathetic serial killer does not subscribe to the old notion that "If it is not necessary to make a choice, it is necessary not to make a choice". So I risk offending you when I also cannot decide whether to support or oppose this article's nomination. I fail to understand how that state should be considered the "wimpy" version of voting against. A vote against is a statement that it is certainly not good enough for highlight. I know for my part, this is not my sentiment about this article. This is the purpose for abstaining. The question that anti-abstainists should I think more properly ask abstainers is, "Why even express your fence-sitting, wishy-washy, can't make a fucking choice opinion then, if you are not going to participate?" It's true - I rarely abstain-comment, because I am usually ambivalent, and bob's you're uncle. Occasionally, I will add an abstain comment if I feel there is something to say about it. Such as now. Is that going to be OK? Also, I like to masturbate while fantasizing that anyone at all cares what the hell I think. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 22:49, October 22, 2009 (UTC) Of course people care what you think! You're a judge, aren't you? So have fun self-pleasuring! At least until judging's over on the 26st of October. After that, well.... King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 23:47, October 22, 2009 (UTC) Abstain. I like what's there, but it seems awfully short. I think it needs to be expanded (surely you can say more about her?) before I vote for. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 03:43, Oct 23 2009 Abstain/Conditional For per Necropaxx. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:40, 23 October 2009 Please Withdraw. I see people want it longer, so I'd like to withdraw it. Could a kind admin get it off VFH so I can expand it? And thanks for helpful comments! I'll let you know when it's up again! :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:07, October 24, 2009 (UTC)