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Article: HowTo:Boil an egg	Score: 21 runny but NOT TOO runny yolks
Nominated by:	Lιтhιµm 23:44, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
For: 22.5	For. Quite Brit, but other than that major flaw, nice. ----OEJ 03:29, 8 September 2008 (UTC) For. To be fair, Mickey did ask some others to contribute non-Brit chefs. Will be interesting to see how Johnny Foreigner votes. But I love this, and have no hesitation in voting for. --UU - natter 08:13, Sep 8 Self-for. Yeah, I left off Delia Smith, because I was hoping someone would do the yankee version, in Martha Stewart. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:39, 8 September 2008 (UTC) For. I don't think there are even chefs in America? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:41, 08 Sep 2008 for. i enjoyed this enough despite only recognizing ramsay. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:11, 9 September 2008 (UTC)  For. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:24, 10 September 2008 (UTC)  For negating the effect of some silly IP. 84.194.239.240 20:55, 11 September 2008 (UTC) For. Lιтhιµm 20:37, 13 September 2008 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:05, 19 September 2008 (UTC) For. 25 Chez Anthony 06:24, 20 September 2008 (UTC) For. 58.110.252.60 07:08, 20 September 2008 (UTC) For--Jtaylor1 08:31, 20 September 2008 (UTC) For Danr 09:09, 20 September 2008 (UTC) For Thought I voted for this b4...cMrN 12:07, Sep 20 For Great parody. MollyTheCat 12:29, 20 September 2008 (UTC) For. 202.40.139.165 16:18, 20 September 2008 (UTC) For. 68.17.182.65 16:28, 20 September 2008 (UTC) For. Jlsmith 20:51, 20 September 2008 (UTC) Strong American For. Very nice, very nice. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:30, Sep 20 For. Meta 500 00:33, 21 September 2008 (UTC) For Master Soul 823 01:29, 21 September 2008 (UTC) For. Great article. HisNameIsChris 08:06, 21 September 2008 (UTC) For. It's good, m'kay Hippo666 10:44, 21 September 2008 (UTC) For. 119.154.49.44 12:14, 21 September 2008 (UTC) For. 78.151.64.176 18:55, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Against: 1.5	Against. 88.80.121.145 14:21, 11 September 2008 (UTC) Against. Lamoxlamae 06:56, 20 September 2008 (UTC) Against. I couldn't vote for anything that has Nigella in it... Drkshadowmaster 00:12, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Screw the foreigners. I've added Delia. I'd still welcome any overseas chef, though. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:29, 8 September 2008 (UTC) Emeril Lagasse and Alton Brown are the two chefs with shows I've actually seen, maybe you could do something with them? Just be lively(say "kick it up a notch," "yeah baby," and "BAM" a lot) and New York-ish for Emeril, and kinda twitchy and a bit nerdy(talk about sciencey things...chemical reactions n' all that) for Alton. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:05, Sep 8 Abstain: I don't really get it. That's because I suck, but nonetheless, I can't have an informed decision if I'm completely out of the know here. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:15, 8 September 2008 (UTC) The language of "shows I've kinda seen" sounds strange to me. In Britain, these five have popular, prime time shows on network TV and they regularly in the newspapers. It seems America doesn't have this phenomenon. Hmmm. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:16, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

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