That one movie
| That One Movie | |
|---|---|
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| Directed by | Um... I think he directed Batman. No, the second one. |
| Written by | John Something Whatshisface |
| Produced by | Hell if I know, I think it had something to do with Burke... |
| Starring | That one guy The chick from Titanic Pauly Shore |
| Distributed by | Cinemax or something |
Running time | Like 2 hours. But it didn't drag |
| Languages | English translated by the Muppets' Swedish Chef, Bork bork bork! |
| Budget | Well, there were lots of explosions. Like a million dollars, at least. |
| IMDb page | |
That one movie was one of the most talked-about movies of 1994. Or was it 1993? I don't remember. Anyway, it was really cool. In the movie this thing happens and a whole load of other things go on. Also it had, what's his name? Anyway, it was so awesome you just can't forget about it.
Awards[edit | edit source]
It was nominated for a Golden Globe, wasn't it? Or was that an Oscar? Maybe I'm thinking of Hoop Dreams.
Actors[edit | edit source]
I definitely remember the face of that guy who played the leading role... I could swear I know his name... Was he in Batman?
Recognition[edit | edit source]
When you see a movie but you don't know its name, this movie is instantly called 'That Movie' and is referred to in that way. Most of the times, the real name of that movie pops into your mind some time way after actually wanting to remember it. Some other times, that movie is such a piece of crap that you don't actually attempt to recall what it was really called. Also, when you see an actor or actress whose name you don't know, the usual recipe is to say to anyone in the vicinity that they are 'that actor/actress from that movie'. When you do this, most of those people will confirm that they are. Most of the times, it is accompanied by asking questions with remarks such as 'and he/she played in that other movie too, where they do this and then he/she saves the world again'.
Criticism[edit | edit source]
I give it two thumbs up for awesome special effects and the scene where they're on a shrimp boat trying to save all the Jews from John Travolta.
Plot[edit | edit source]
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At the end of the movie, I think credits started to roll.