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In the Superhero section, "congregations" is mispelled as "congretations". If you care.


C'mon, Can You smell what Barack is cook'n? Edit this page!


OMG!!!!! this site is SOOOO RACIST!! its not even CLOSE to being funny... for instance the writer had said : "At first it would be suspected that he is a black man; However, in reality he is half arabic and half white with a dark tan. Don't let him fool you, he looks black but have you ever heard him say muthafucka? The answer is no. "

ARE YOU SERIOUS?????? I just so happen to attend a private school, and never once have I heard something so negative and racist amongst my white peers. This needs some serious reperation as soon as possible. This page is very untrue, inconsiderate, and immature. I like to think that people have grown up by now, but apparently not!

Honkey. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:25, Jan 15

WOuld saying white power be racist towards Obama since hes half white Barack "Osama" Obama YEAH FRANCE SPAIN with and against uk on the independence war but..............not afer and later and before Obam muslim not obama muslim HERITAGE LIKE TUAREG HERITAGE BERBER FISH BE QUITE WITH EVIL HELL ARABIGA PENINSULA AND SECRET ahaha alliance invention forr mediatic press terrror comunication magazines with israel and masonic-german like skulls inventios balalabala free eastern africa free center and western sahra comunicate exit to the sea

Wait, you can enlarge my penis to how big?--Nytrospawn 16:57, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

This article sucks nuts all of sudden, open it for everyone, i mean this piece of shit cant get any worse.

brak obama is americas first black leader!

“brak obama is americas first black leader!”

~ Captain Obvious with spelling trouble on Barack Obama
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:16, Nov 20

Hey, this article is getting progressively lamer and unfunny. I tried some edits, then someone tried to reverse them. Its also slanted so it doesnt make fun of obama that much. I just think this article needs some work! RAA User:Cobriaclord/sig

Don't you mean that the article should be changed to better suit your political ideology? Other than working towards that, all you added were some penis and gay jokes. Not exactly the kind of satire we look for here... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:14, Aug 18
What the hell are you talking about? this is uncyclopedia, it should make no sense at all. Any penis jokes are welcomed :<
I don't mind a crude joke if it's well-executed and intelligent, but just claiming someone is gay, or mentioning their penis in the most obscene way you can think of is not a joke. Unless, of course, you are on the playground in 4th grade, in which case it makes you hilarious. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:50, Aug 21

I don't really have the editing skills for this, but it might be interesting to fashion this page after Obama's website. Then substitute something like "Give me money! I need it to crusade against Washington lobbyism!" for "Donate now!" The "Issues" tab could link to a random page, since Obama is notoriously vague in his stances. I dunno, good idea? Icons-flag-us.png Love:M.D

I don't think he is vague in his stances at all. That's Hillary's profession. So that part wouldn't be very funny. Your other ones are okay. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 75.18.183.22 (talk • contribs)

Agreed. --EMC [TALK] 16:22, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
I'm voting for Obama and I don't think he's vague either, but it'd still be funny.
I also don't think Hillary's a bitch, a liberal, or a communist, but the Hillary article still gives me a few good laughs. SteveSims 01:40, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Are you kidding me?! Hillary is a huge lib! If she isn't then I haven't heard her speak in like a day. If you cut her open World News seeps out. She is a hardcore liberal. Also don't vote for Obama, remember when he visited the troops? Well a sergant that was there says that he just blew them off and took pictures for the media. The only "Change" he gives is on his issues, whatever pleases the croud you know?

...Wow! Your flawless logic and cunning prose have won me over! I was gonna vote for Obama, you see. But, because of your brilliant insight, I'm changing my vote! I hope you feel extremely special. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:47, Aug 9
Well I think Ron Paul has diarreah! -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 14:23, May. 16, 2008
The ridiculous gushing and the over-the-top praise is hilarious. I’m black and I don’t really like Obama, (my candidate was Ron Paul) and won’t be voting this election. But I honestly believe we can make this page really funny if we ran with it, which I just did. I edited the out-of-date “Meet the Candidate” theme (the election is literally three weeks away!) and replaced it with a black lobbyist hacked page theme using the George W. Bush page as inspiration. I already created a fun “negative” page for Obama (Baraq Hussein Osama) using the George Dubya Bush page for inspirates_200811.1/skins/common/images/button_extlink.png","External link (remember http:// prefix)","[","]","http://www.example.com link title","mw-editbutton-extlink");

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Obama's death[edit source]

Way do you people have to joke about Obama's death? How would you feel if someone had written that you will die in two months? PLEASE, THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE SOMETHING! Kallepetter 17:15, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Way do you person have to whine about Obama's article? How would you feel if someone decided to show up on your talk page and act pretentious? PLEASE, THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE SOMETHING! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:40, Nov 15

uncyclopedia being unfair[edit source]

You can edit Hillary but you can't edit the presidential candidate Barack "Allah we Ackbar" Obama, come on!


I call him Obama bin laden!

Obama isn't a muslim so it wouldn't be very logical to add "Allah we Ackbar", and I'd consider it over-bias.


Not to mention that the McCain page is edited out the ass. This page is pure faschism and uncyclopedia was never supposed to be one-sided. Seriously, down with this article before this site gets hacked and/or crashed.

I agree! Uncyclopedia is a BUNCH OF POOPY FASCIST NAZI HITLERS!!!!!!!!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:43, Oct 19
YES YES! AND UNLIKE ALL OTHER PEOPLE WHO THREATEN THIS SITE, I, AND I ALONE, HAVE THE ABILITY TO HACK THE SITE, AND TAKE IT OVER. HAHA. HAHAHAHA! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:37, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Picture[edit source]

The Borat parody piucture of Obama is hilarious, and makes much better Parody. The current cover picture of this article may be very true, but it isn't funny because it is both true and not contrastingly absurd. The borat picture is.


How about this one? Obama will be 71 in 2032, McCain is 72 in 2008. [1]

The son of Saddam Hussein[edit source]

Saddam Barack Hussein Osama is in fact the son of Saddam Hussein and the nephew of Osama bin Laden. Please unlock the article. These facts needs to be in. So Sorry in Solitude 03:19, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

The article is only semi-protected. Wait a few days, and you too can have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make yourself part of Barack Obama's history! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:22, Mar 22

Fire flower[edit source]

Anyone else noticed that the picture of obama in that kenya-clothe thing kinda looks like Mario when he takes a fire flower? gg_smb_oztllx.gif

you know he's gonna fuck the country, he just has a bunch of anti American douche bags to say ' nah trust us this nigga aight!'. more bad stuff needs to be written about him.

Anti-Christ[edit source]

Obama is the anti-christ and I'm sure of it. It says the anti-christ will come out of nowhere, everyone will like them, and they'll rule for four years. Also, in 4 years it will be 2012, the year the Mayan calender ends. I'm not a very good writer so I'm sure I wouldn't do a good job adding that. If someone likes the idea I think it'd be a nice little addition, ya know?

I see some potential for humor here especially after hearing news reports about him being off on a cruise or somewhere during religious holidays. I'll give it a whirl but I'm better at writing than humor so bear with me. --Penny Pincher 04:36, 16 May 2008 (UTC)


Obama can't be the AntiChrist, the AntiChrist will be a military genius. Obama, alas, it not, lulz

Reverend Wright[edit source]

Jeez there has to be something that could be added on rev. wright and all the machinations of obama on same. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 67.85.114.146 (talk • contribs)

America's favorite angry black preacher has his own article. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 01:45, Jun. 2, 2008

Assassination[edit source]

How come this article does not address the Obama assassination in 2009 by Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan? 69.124.52.198 23:10, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Because it's 2008? Seriously, what are you on, man?! Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan?!?! --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:13, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
LSD 69.124.52.198 02:43, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

What, no picture of Baraka?[edit source]

Seriously, cmon.

Go to the Baraq Hussein Osama page. I put it there. --Blackcracka 21:36, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

This Shit is Mad Whack![edit source]

Barack-Obama-Rapper.jpg

Wigga you done lost yo mind foo! Fix dis shit up now!

Funny quote[edit source]

This is something i think you should add as a quote

“No, but i did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night!”

~ Barack Obama on if he is experienced enough to run for president
  • "whats with all these motherfucking people saying that im so mothafuckin... black? muthahfuckahs.!" -barak obama

Barack O'Bama[edit source]

Such a nice Irish man from Chicago Illinois, a real church goer and even his Reverend Jeremiah Wright has nothing but nice things to say about him. He sounds like a modern day John F. Kennedy, so I wonder why people hate him so? :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:42, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Because he's "Black Irish"? ;) -- Limulus 05:36, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Aye you can hear him sing Irish Folk songs at Shenanigan's pub, and not a dry eye in the whole pub after he is finished singing. Good man that O'Bama be. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 13:50, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

So is O'Bama a Celtics fan? I heard that the Celtics, who are all of Irish ancestry as is obvious from their team name, use an Ancient Irish word meaning 'Good Free Linux' as their rallying cry. -- Limulus 00:09, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Barack, the Magic Negro.[edit source]

At one point, there was a good YouTube vid with this song. Now it's gone. So if anyone can find a good Barack the Magic Negro vid, tell me.MrCleveland 16:27, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

What is this article, the Uncyclopedia goes soft?[edit source]

The Uncyclopedia endorses a candidate?

Come on, this isn't scathing enough, it isn't full of mean insults, I would say the same thing if it were true of J. McCain's article.

If this wasn't primarily written by Obama supporters, than my name is Gregory MacDavat, it isn't.

This article isn't even funny, it is almost like a slightly garbled add for Obama, with a few stupid, lame jokes that actually boaster his reputation. ___________________________ Greg, distant cousin of Obama (no kidding) – Preceding unsigned comment added by 71.108.165.65 (talk • contribs)

First thing's first: sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~).
Second thing's first: New stuff goes at the bottom.
The aim of an Uncyclopedia article should not be to be controversial or "scathing"; the aim is to be funny. How one goes about that task is up to the author(s). Very often, it is funnier to be outwardly nice to someone/something whilst alluding to the satirical point of the article. See Robert Mugabe, as another example of this approach in action. This article does a pretty good job of satirising Obama's inoffensively vapid approach to politics as well as referencing the drug stuff. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:50, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Oh really. By the way, Clark Kent, do you ever watch funny comedy shows like the Daily Show (known for skewering politians), or Mad TV, or stand up comedy? I'd say it isn't very often that being outwardly nice and behaving like a sap with secret ill intentions is funny. Imitating Barack's vapid approach is still vapid and boring, not funny. --OrkaWinfrey 05:38, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Dear OW,
Humor is subjective.
Love, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:42, Aug 8
Exactly. Subjective to change! --OrkaWinfrey 05:45, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Right! So go write your version of Barack's page, put it up for Pee Review, and if it gets a good score then replace this one. See you in a few days. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:46, Aug 8
Dear everyone
MadTV isn't funny.
Love, -RAHB 05:47, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
It's like Uncyclopedia. 1 out of 20 skits is f*ucking hilarious. And since when do changes to Uncyclopedia entries have to be cleared through pee review? Love, --OrkaWinfrey 05:51, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
When rewriting an article, it's typically proper etiquette to put it through pee review, especially if the page has no rewrite tag. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:54, Aug 8
I tried to put a rewrite tag on this article more than once but they don't seem to stick. I'm not about to rewrite an apparently protected article. --OrkaWinfrey 06:03, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
If the new version is good enough, I'll gladly unprotect the page for you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:08, Aug 8
For some reason, politics and humor don't seem to go hand in hand anymore. Maybe the state of our country has become too serious to make fun of the candidates using old people jokes or black humor (no pun intended) to invalidate them. None of it seems funny anymore because we really do need someone to take charge and make some changes. I just can't find anything funny about either candidate and cringe at the discriminatory humor lately. Let someone else try to make this page funny, but I doubt it's possible given the current situation. --OrkaWinfrey 04:28, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
Seriously, I need to add on to this right here. This Obama article isn't even remotely funny. I'll take this right here. "It was at this time that Obama began to experiment with behavior-altering substances (such as genuine Hawaiian lava and poi)." Seriously?! Obama admits to have done COCAINE and thats the best thing anyone has ever written about him? It's also in dire need a serious update. Yes, yes, I'm absolutely for the whole 'if you want it done, then do it yourself' policy so within 24 hours I'm going to do this thing right. Seriously, this is the last time I want to see something factual, like "This article is about Barack Obama, the presidential candidate whose first name means "blessed" in Shona." at the top of a page. Seriously, McCain's is absolutely hysterical and this is a Jimmy Fallon SNL skit at best. I mean... seriously. -Patricoo 8:25, 28 August 2008 ((PS - minor edit: Rereading makes me think I sound angry. I'm not, but I'm going to leave my post as is. I still think this page could be much... much funnier.))
If the premise sucks than the article does too. Good luck changing it though. It's like this article has a f*ucking bouncer. Also, Obama is difficult to make fun of because he seems so sincere. This man of Kenyan roots with a deeply prejudiced Hawaiin gramma is kind of tricky to track down. Someone needs to look up the Hawaiin connection and find out how he wound up in the most expensive state to live in the whole country. Was he ever really poor? Why was white gramma able to pay $4.00 for a loaf of bread in the 1970's? FOLLOW the $$$. Can he really identify with the dirt poor recipients of food stamps or food pantry handouts? And what about Grandpa? Haven't heard a word about him. Is he dead? Anything is funnier than the "meet the candidate" format. We need to find out what's funny about Obama and his ideas and stop depending on the news to give us the spotty history. --OrkaWinfrey 06:00, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

Lol I hope OBama Wins!(I'm sorry, But I Just Don't Like McCain.) Lol Every One Check out this Clip On YouTube ----> [2] --70.161.7.58 00:14, 10 August 2008 (UTC)NiggaHomeGirl No spam, please, kthxbai? Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 03:29, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

I've said this at the top of the page but I'll repeat it hear, you know, because people don't like to read. The ridiculous gushing and the over-the-top praise is hilarious. I’m black and I don’t really like Obama, (my candidate was Ron Paul) and won’t be voting this election. But I honestly believe we can make this page really funny if we ran with it, which I just did. I edited the out-of-date “Meet the Candidate” theme (the election is literally three weeks away!) and replaced it with a black lobbyist hacked page theme using the George W. Bush page as inspiration. I already created a fun “negative” page for Obama (Baraq Hussein Osama) using the George Dubya Bush page for inspiration.--Blackcracka 21:36, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Suggestions[edit source]

Issues[edit source]

Current quote - "Our economic fortunes are changing! We must remain optimistic, however, and not let ourselves be discouraged from buying shiny things. " Suggested addition - "... and hope we have enough change to pay the credit card bill, in the future." - 99.135.11.7 11:31, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Any reason why the links da:Barack Obama de:US-Präsidentschaftskandidat Barack Obama ja:バラック・オバマ id:Barack Obama it:Barack Obama pt:Barack Obama are on Baraq Hussein Osama's page. They should be removed there and placed here - as all of those pages link back to this one, not to Baraq Hussein Osama. The pt:Obama Lan Biden page is the only to belong as a link to Baraq Hussein Osama. --66.102.80.212 17:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Looks like Obama went to school with Waldo from Where's Waldo?[edit source]

Isn't their something we can do with that?--Mrasdfghjkl 08:11, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Obama[edit source]

These article needs help. Why not write it likes it 50 years in the future? Tell it like everything that all the right wing conservatives are afraid Obama will do has happened.
I already created the article Baraq Hussein Osama which is a parody of the secret muslim terrorist image that conservatives are currently promoting. What I'm trying to do with this page is to create a parody of the equally preposterous cring-inducing image the liberals are, surprisingly effectively, promoting for Obama. Which is that he's some messiah, second-coming-of-Christ. I'm using the George W. Bush and George Dubya Bush pages as inspiration, seeing as how I'm sure Barack Obama will simply be a Democratic version of Bush if elected.--Blackcracka 21:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Problem is, now it just looks exactly like the George Bush page. It's pretty obviously a cut-and-paste-and-edit job - and it doesn't go with the theme the page had before, that of "meet the candidate", and so the "meet the audience" section especially doesn't make sense and loses its context. Being original is better than being another George W. Bush clone. What you have written is good, but doesn't fit - perhaps it'd be best to split it off into a separate article? Barack Obama (messiah) or something similar? Spang talk 04:32, 13 Oct 2008
We could definitely split it off like you suggested. As of today, I did a noticeable rewrite on certain things (I changed "Meet the Audience" to "Q & A with Undecided Voters") and added some more funny content--some of it compliments the theme I'm going for. The reason I wanted to nix the "Meet the Candidate" theme was because I noticed the McCain page didn't have the same theme and the actual election is only weeks away, so it probably needs to be updated again anyways depending on what happens. I think I solved the problem...somewhat. You're right about the cut and paste George Bush aspect of the page. That needs to be worked on and I already have an idea of what I will do tomorrow. Although I'm not finished, this is very close to a final draft. On the subject of originality, the reason I think the Barack Obama page and the Baraq Osama one would work so well following the structure of the two Bush pages is because (unlike Gore and Kerry or any other politician for that matter) we're obviously seeing something similar going on with Obama in real life, with people seeing Obama as each side of a black and white coin. We have far right conservatives going bat shit over Obama, convinced he's actually a muslim terrorist. If you listen to the crowds at the McCain rallies, they already know with 100% certainty that he needs to be killed and very soon. Or he'll blow up the White House after he hands the country over to Osama bin Laden. And on the other side, we have wacko liberals who really do see Obama as this flawless, perfect prophet sent from God himself. I saw a teenage girl on the news crying tears of joy after meeting Obama. The guy hasn't even done anything or gotten into office yet, but a lot of my white friends think he's the next JFK and all of my friends and family are voting for him just because he's black! They simply want to see "one of their own" get to the white house. It's crazy! But I digress kinda. Hit me back and tell me what you guys think of the page right now. Suggestions are more than welcomed, they're appreciated. I'm working on the Baraq Osama page too. I think it still has much more potential.--Blackcracka 12:33, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
Looking better now, as it doesn't look like two halves of two pages with different themes. Though I kinda liked the whole "meet the candidate" angle... perhaps that can find a home in another article. As you said, I think it needs to find a balance between the viewpoint that he's the second coming, and the viewpoint of your average Conservapedian. And having the two different pages is good, just so long as they're their own articles, and not blatant rips of the GWB pages. Which I think it's better for now - though the "this page has been screened by..." is a dead give away that it's about to be the same thing, not sure what could be done to fix that. Also, maybe the superhero section could do with trimming or splitting up, as it's kinda got the wall of text thing going on as it is. Spang talk 00:17, 18 Oct 2008
I think I've almost found the balance between the two viewpoints and I already know the solution to the "this page has been screened" paragraph at the top. The superhero section will be made shorter by tomorrow. In fact, by Wednesday night I'll have done my final overhaul to this page. Tell me what you think.--Blackcracka 10:03, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
After reading your comment about the NAACP tag being ugly, I rewrote the caption at the top of the page and turned it into a jab at Obama's ridiculous spending on ads and television time.--Blackcracka 23:08, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Unprotect this article before it's too late![edit source]

Dude(s), this article really needs some TLC, it's not funny. It seems like Uncyclopedia is being a bit too nice to Obama. You don't have a problem trashing McCain (neither do I) but when it comes to Obama everyone is too soft to actually write something funny. Also, don't expect the article to get much funnier while it's protected.

Don't be afraid to be down right scathing with the sarcastic satire. That's what I'm trying to do. Expect a final draft Thursday. I also created the Baraq Hussein Osama page which is also suppose to be ironic....well, it's suppose to be anyways. ;-) --Blackcracka 12:38, 15 October 2008 (UTC)


Superhero section[edit source]

I don't really see the connection between Barrack and the superhero thing. For one, it doesn't make me laugh because I hate most superheroes, and two, there are no black superheroes except for the black guy on The Incredibles that turns everything into ice and OMG he looks just like Barrack Obama! Anyway, the section goes on too long and distracts from the true message. Whatever that is. --OrkaWinfrey 05:14, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia has a message? Bullshit! Bullshit to the max! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:52, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
I agree and have removed it, although it will no doubt be reverted back and forth until one party or another gets tired of the whole thing. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:14, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
It's mocking the ridiculous savior image most people see him as. Rarely are people dumb enough to hold politicians to these comic book hero standards (if you go on amazon.com, they even made a "serious" comic book for Obama!). The section needs a little work but I do think it's funny and it does have a few comic book inside jokes that some will appreciate.--Blackcracka 21:37, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

Oh dear[edit source]

Why did you elect this dick?--England flag 1.png OMFG Rabies turtle! | Speak...  07:18, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Solely to offend you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:47, Nov 5

This image needs a halo[edit source]

[[3]]

He should be wearing a halo here --96.251.108.80 12:14, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

Obamaism[edit source]

There should be a bit about "Obamaism", a religion worshipping Obama as the Messiah. Here's a section from the "Book of Barack"

"Obama: You killed my father!

God: No Barack, I am your father.

Obama: WTF!!"

Also proof that God is black, as Obama's mum is white, Obama is 50% black and so his father, God must be...

This should be on the page! 6th November 21:30 (UTC)

There should also be a reference in the "See also" section to L'Obama, ossia l'avvento del Messia. 203.202.127.125 02:50, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

The Muslim thing[edit source]

It might be funny to poke some fun about how people still believe hes' Muslim and how the campaign denys it. Sprinkle some references that "He's not a Muslim" "Obama, who's not a Muslim" or "Btw did I mention he's not a Muslim" etc repeatedly as a type of running gag.

Huh?[edit source]

This article is actually locked? That's so gay.

Conservapedia Parody[edit source]

I say we rewrite this to be an almost carbon copy of the version avalible at conservapedia. im pretty sure it will be about 8 times funnier. --Xapdal 05:28, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Yes, and insert some of our own comedic preferences as well.65.110.228.15 00:59, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

New Obmam Poster[edit source]

BARACK-hope-POSTER.jpg

--Romartus 17:14, 1 January 2009 (UTC) A work of love or hate for the subject !

iw[edit source]

Please, someone add ru-iw ru:Обама, Барак Мгангович.

Now Conservapedia Edition[edit source]

as seen on conservapedia [4]. much improved id say and much funnier --Xapdal 05:57, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Could someone tell me who wrote this[edit source]

"Our savior...isn't he dreamy? If you didn't vote for Obama, you're partly responsible for the assassination of Martin Luther King." If I find out you did it, I'm going to kick your ass. It isn't funny. 67.182.185.148 06:46, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Internet tough guy here! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 13:59, Feb 5

I am angry.[edit source]

Very angry. – Preceding unsigned comment added by BarackObama (talk • contribs)

How very interesting... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 03:49, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
<sarcasm>Ooh nice another hoax! BarackObama really gives a shit enough to take his time and visit such a shithole of the Internetses.</sarcasm>—Aybabtu 23:52, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

He also said he'd cure cancer.[edit source]

Just thought I 'd through that in there.

Barak Obama is NOT Black[edit source]

A fellow Uncyclopewiki deleted my entry a few days ago telling me it's personal (unfunny). However, I thought that's comical to point out how can a BLACK man with other racial/ethnic backgrounds be the first AFRICAN-AMERICAN president? Here's what I wrote before it got huffed like an innocent kitten or puppy (don't make me call PETA).

Wrong. He's one-half Kenyan, one-quarter Irish, one-eighth Spanish (or was it Puerto Rican), one-sixteenth Polynesian (Hawaiian...yeah) and one-thirtysecond Cherokee Indian. His stepfather is Indonesian, also a Muslim. He should be called "Barak Obama Heinz 57" or "the first Mutt president".

Besides Barak Obama is colorless! He's a transparent Reptilian "Tare" on a mission to hypnotize, enslave and finally, dominate the world. The Grey Alien race is the REAL threat to all of mankind. + PotatoSmut 06:14, 5 April 2009 (UTC)