User:Rabies Turtle

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Hi! My name is Ben. I spend most of my time at Illogicopedia, as the (shocking) quality of my articles is probably more suited to there. Yeah, I suck.

I have a single article on Uncyclopedia which has survived deletion somehow; Costa Coffee.

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
This user does not understand 'Straylyan (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
This user is a native speaker of Pie.
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue, shag and shite.
(British Uncyclopedians)