Shaft

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Right on.

“They say this cat is a bad mother - . . . ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Shaft

“SHUT YO MOUTH!”

~ Isaac Hayes on Oscar Wilde on "Shaft"

“But I'm talking about Shaft!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Isaac Hayes

“Then I dig it!”

~ Isaac Hayes on Oscar Wilde

John Shaft is a complicated man, no one understands him but his woman, so Shaft cannot be described in more than one sentence otherwise everyone will understand and he can't be Shaft no more.[1] SHAFT!

Blackground[edit | edit source]

Shaft at age nine, right on.

The Black Private Dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.1

Childhood[edit | edit source]

Ya damn right.2

Early Adulthood[edit | edit source]

A complicated man, no one understands him but his woman.3

Contemporary Descriptions[edit | edit source]

The man that would risk his neck for his brother-man.4

Life History[edit | edit source]

The cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.5

Summary[edit | edit source]

Can ya dig it?6

References[edit | edit source]

  1. Just talking about Shaft.

Footnotes[edit | edit source]

  1. Right on.
  2. Shut yo mouth.
  3. Just talking about Shaft.
  4. Can ya dig it?
  5. We can dig it.
  6. Wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-wah-wah . . .


Preceded by:
Wesley Snipes
Bad Motherfuckers
10,000 B.C. - Present

Succeeded by:
Samuel L. Jackson