Frog family
Frog families (known individually as spy frogs) are groups of electronically controlled frogs dispatched by the Department of War (DoW). Frog families receive and enact orders issued directly from the DoW through microchips planted directly in their brain, and are capable of completing a wide variety of missions. However, they are mostly used to spy or assassinate political dissidents and foreign enemies. After independent journalist Alex Jones leaked the 'frog files', frog families became the subject of extreme controversy since the DoW are yet to acknowledge their existence, continued operation, or reckon with their extrajudicial nature.
History[edit | edit source]
After a pitch from the Department of War, the United States Government acknowledged the potential in mind controlling microchip technology. After approving funding, a top secret military program called lana automatica began conducting its first experiments in 2017. It was discovered that there were drawbacks to the technology, as it could only control small creatures, like rats or birds. After experimenting on several small animals, the DoW settled on using frogs for their official operations, due to factors unknown. It is thought that officials believed that using frogs would be unexpected, as opposed to utilizing birds, which are widely believed to be robot drones. Suspiciously, in the summer of 2018, several citizens nationwide received mandatory government surveys in their tax forms asking if they regularly dissected birds. It took approximately 6 years of sustained microchip testing before the Department of War approved of the technology.
The first deployed frog families were used for state espionage and government infiltration. Over 200 people have been killed by frog families under the DoW, including political dissidents, apparent terrorists, innocent civilians, traveling musicians, baby sitters, protestors, and more civilians.
Behavior[edit | edit source]
Frog families usually attack in unison. Individually, the frogs are not stronger than a normal frog. But when the frogs attack in unison, they can achieve surprising feats of strength; a group of 6 can easily asphyxiate unsuspecting targets, and some larger families can even throw items weighing up to 1,100 pounds. Frog families have a standard attack formation dubbed by the frog files as a 'death circle', where a family surrounds the victim in a circle and then gives conflicting orders, than killing whenever any are obeyed.
Identification[edit | edit source]
A spy frog can only be identified by 2 distinctive features; they possess white glowing eyes, are easily visible in dark areas, and produce a high pitched scream when not close enough to its family in addition to this, their screams are also capable of deafening people. Captured spy frogs will become aggressive towards captors and targets if they reach 2 or more members of its family. Spy Frogs also have the vocal chords of a common parrot, and can mimic speech.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
Critics and commentators were outraged at the discovery of spy frogs. Consensus determined they were "inhumane" and "a crime against humanity". The United Nations highlighted how it could constitute animal abuse, while PETA praised the use of frog families, citing how they were necessary for "the safety of every American and American born outside of America". Despite the frog files being leaked, the DoW continued to deny ever using spy frogs, while Joe Biden, the Incumbent Republican president during the time, claimed to have retired all spy frog operations worldwide. However, 21 hours later, a frog family was reported to have attacked Steve King, the leader of a rural parent–teacher association in Iowa.
