Frog family

You'll never know when they're there...

Frog families (known individually as spy frogs) are groups of frogs dispatched by the Department of War to spy on each and every US citizen or foreign enemy in the world. Frog families receive and enact orders issued directly from the military through microchips planted directly in their brain. Following their discovery by the independent journalist Alex Jones, they became the subject of extreme controversy since the government refused to acknowledge their existence and continued operation. The military uses them to assassinate political dissidents and enemies.

History

After a pitch from the Department of War, the United States Government acknowledged the potential in mind controlling microchip technology. After approving funding, a top secret military program called lana automatica began conducting its first experiments in 2017. It was discovered that there were drawbacks to the technology, as it could only control small creatures, like rats or birds. After experimenting on several small animals, the DoW settled on using frogs for their official operations, and the reasons behind this decision are unknown. It is thought that officials found that using frogs would be unexpected, as opposed to birds, which are widely believed to be robotic. Suspiciously, in the summer of 2018, several citizens in the state of Washington (the one in the top left) received government issued surveys asking if they regularly dissected birds. It took approximately 6 years of sustained microchip testing before the Department of War approved of the technology.

The first deployed frog families were used for state espionage and government infiltration. Over 200 people have been killed by frog families under the DoW, including political dissidents, claimed terrorists, and innocent civilians.

Behavior

A frog family attempting to spy secretly.

Frog families usually attack in unison. Individually, the frogs are only as strong as small penguins. But when the frogs attack in unison, they can achieve surprising feats of strength; they can easily crush a skull, and some larger families can throw items weighing up to 1.5 tons. Frog families have an attack formation, and they usually begin by surrounding the victim in a circle and then ambushing the head or the feet. The specific outcome of their ambushes is believed to be improvised and purposely distinct from each other to avoid countering.

Identification

A spy frog can only be identified by 2 distinctive features; they possess white glowing eyes, easily visible in dark areas, and produce a high pitched scream when not close enough to its family. Their screams are capable of deafening people. Spy frogs will become aggressive towards captors and targets if they reach 2 or more members of its family.

Controversy

Critics were outraged at the discovery of spy frogs. They stated they were "inhumane" and "a crime against humanity" due to the malicious purpose the US Government used them for. Consequentially, the US Government knew that they could no long cover up the cases. The US Government claimed to have retired all spy frog operations worldwide. However the next day a spy frog sighting was reported. Critics warned of a takeover of frogs due to the mass amount of updates the government does to them, which also leads to a chance of bugs or better known as glitches. This was a correct prediction.

Takeover

One month after the grave warning, a faulty update was implemented into the frogs with several bugs in the AI. The frogs consequentially gained the ability to do things without the government's input and attacked several cities and then smaller towns. The frogs successfully managed to capture every human on Earth under their rule. The frogs had then devised a new way for humans to live, they would have to stay on one side of the Earth and if humans walked onto Frog's land they would be vaporized. Humans documented the frogs closely as well as the frogs documenting humans.

Rising tension

Frogs and humans eventually became aware that they were both being spied on. Humans discovered plans that the frogs planned to launch a nuclear bomb on human civilization and end all humanity. Frogs discovered Humans planned to launch a bomb and defeat the frogs. They both launched bombs at the same time and oddly they both collided into each other resulting in no fatalities on either side.

Afterward the Frogs and Humans planned a meeting with their leaders, the Supreme Frog and the Temporary Lord of Humanity.

The meeting goes as follows:

Supreme Frog: You committed launch nuke? Correct?

Donald Trump: Did you do that too?

Supreme Frog: Erm... Yes I did that.

Donald Trump: Want me to launch another?

(Unintelligible yelling in outrage from frogs and humans)

(Booms heard in distance)

Nukes were launched from the humans secretly during the meeting, and the Supreme Frog was assassinated by an unknown human after leaving. This action resulted in a cease fire on both ends and the frogs accepted defeat.