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But, Christ, this is horrible: SEHS. And, amazingly, the featured version is, if anything, even worse. pillow talk 22:15, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Who said you can't VFD a featured article? You can. I said so. It's just not going to have an overall delete vote. Unless it's Fisher Price, but that's just too epic to be deleted. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:19, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

You can't VFD featured articles. Even if it were so bad it warranted being deleted it would make a mess of our history and such. It's never going to happen. ;-) MrN 22:32, Apr 1

But you can. Fisher Price, Euroipods, and several others have been placed on VFD, they just weren't deleted. Point is, you can VFD them. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:35, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Touche sir. They just will never be deleted if they have been featured. ;-) MrN 23:31, Apr 1

Well, Uncyclopedians may be too nostalgic to delete this, but, honestly, I've seen apologetics debates that were funnier than this article. pillow talk 22:21, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

So your point is... ? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:21, 01 Apr 2009

It's just another little piece of the puzzle that proves that FEMA intends to unleash a biological weapon on U.S. soil and then encase our corpses in airtight plastic coffins. pillow talk 23:27, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Fisher Price r epiczzz! Featured articles are shit and cool! S-984 23:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Whoa this is what I had for the featured version? User talk:Orion Blastar doesn't seem to be SEHS... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:14, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, that is weird. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:47, Apr 2

What is going on??? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:58, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

You missed everything go back to sleep. :P MrN 14:01, Apr 5

Ahem.

I can't find any evidence that this was really ever featured. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 16:31, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

this edit by a fellow named Master Pain (also known as Betty) seems to have triggered this. there is no other featured article for july 10 2006, though. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:32, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

There's no feature for July 8 or July 12 either. I think they were doing once every two days back then. I doubt this Betty guy knew what he was doing, so Imma go all italic and remove the featured template. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 16:35, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

after rc unfeatured it, master pain went back and re-featured it, and it looks like it took us two and a half years to catch him. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:40, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Elementary, Watson. Now let's go score some cocaine. Sherlock Holmes 16:42, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Master Pain? That guy got into fights with everybody. He tried taking a page by Procopius in a different direction while it was on VFH. VFH. Procopius. Then he stole my iguana! And he made it look like I left both the cage and the front door wide open. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:08, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Fark. Even looking at a Procopius article the wrong way should be punishable by death. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:51, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

for the last time modus, the community on this wiki is tired of your iguana-related antics. it's time for jub-jub to find a new home. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:21, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

No way. Iguana-related antics are my signature. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:51, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

I know you can't ban a moderator

But can we please ban Modusoperandi? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 19:52, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Probably. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:25, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Of course you can ban a moderator. In fact, it's a well know fact that admins ban each other and themselves more often than they ban regular users and IPs. Unfortunately, we also have diplomatic immunity. -RAHB 08:45, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

On a more serious note

How about we unfeature all crappy featured articles from 2005 and 2006, and articles which are presently in a good state can keep their featured status, but without a link to the featured version. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:23, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

*Shoots Socky* MrN 14:28, Apr 5

This comes up every year. No. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:07, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

We can still shoot Socky though right? MrN 15:09, Apr 5

Chop his head off with a dull axe. Better yet, with a pilot pen. I saw Modus doing it once. Poor bloke. ~ 15:16, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. It took forever. I got carpal tunnel syndrome from it. My hands still go numb when I murder. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:26, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

As my soul ascends to heaven I see angels cavorting about. Then I note how they're having sex with eachother. Gay sex. No! I refuse this heresy! I rather go back to that shithole than watch this disgusting scene. I burst into flames. And here I am now. My raging fire will reshape this world the way I want it. Just watch and see. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:35, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh, and MUAHAHAHA! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:38, 5 April 2009 (UTC)