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FUCK YOU MORDILLO WITH YOUR FUCKY FUCK FUCK ATTITUTE AND YOUR SHITTY SHIT SHIT DEMOCROCY, YOU KNOW, IF I WERE HIM I WOULD KILL HIM WITH A FUCKING GUN IMMEDIATELY AND EAT HIS FUCKING BRAINS, IF MORDILLO WERE SO SMART WHY DOESN'T HE PUSH HIS FUCKING PENIS UP HIS ASS AND EATS IT, MODILLO ISN'T COOL. I HOPE SOMEONE FINDS HIS ADDRESS AND COMES TO KILL YOU. HOPE YOU DIE!!! --200.88.114.166 08:35, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Lol Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:09, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Tut tut. Wash your mouth out with soap. Pieface 09:49, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

I must agree with everything this IP says. --EMC ^[TALK] 21:21, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Uh... FU Mordillo? -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 09:56, Jan. 3, 2008 09:56, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

You're right, Mordillo is pretty much an asshat. Now how do we get him? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 19:57 3 Jan, 2008)

Means of extortion perhaps. --NXWave 11:58, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Does that involve telling him it's his birthday and then letting him find out for himself that it isn't? Or have I forgotten what 3 syllable nouns mean again? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 14:16 4 Jan, 2008)

Sur-pr-ise? --NXWave 14:26, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Nice try. I should grammarsteeq you for that. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 18:17 4 Jan, 2008)

Can someone

Please make a version of this into a new Mr. Winkler? Perhaps Mr. Mordillo is DEAD? ~ Mordillo where is my WOODPECKERSHIT? 08:58, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

You've got a friend. Awww... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:50, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Somebody's just trying to manufacture memes now. Now who would do a thing like that? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 09:52, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Mordillo is the worst? --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 16:43, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

OMG LIEK SHUT UP ABOUT MORDILLO HE IZ TOTALLY TEH BEST EVR SO SHIT UP YOU SHITTY SHIT SHIT FUCK I HATE HAET HAT YOU YU ARE SO SHIT AND HE IZ SO COOL SO SHUT THE FUCKING WANKER UP B4 I CUM TO YOUR HOUS AND RAEP UR DOG AND CAT AN BUDGEEE. (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 3, 16:52

Sorry, must've forgotten to sign in.. --THINKER 18:28, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

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I ♥ IP's. *ghasp* Idea for an article! *runs to the namespace* ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 19:24 3 Jan, 2008)

Mordillo. Yes i remember that dude. I dont think i likes idiots cuz he blocked from this site after only 2 days.

Well, I think we know who the IP was. Of course, it's just a hunch..... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:05, Jan 16

Nah, he's pissed off about another ban. ~ Mordillo where is my WOODPECKERSHIT? 21:06, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh, ok. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:24, Jan 16

You Decide! 2008

MORDILLO ISN'T COOL

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FUCKY FUCK FUCK

SHITTY SHIT SHIT

...english muffin.

There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 11:07, 12 January 2013.

poll-id BA404D5590DA245D76218FECB5AD5819

What's with you and English muffins? Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 20:30, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

My mom went to the store and came home with 24 boxes of english muffins because she had a coupon. Plus, I like seeing who votes for it. It's usually just me. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:13 3 Jan, 2008)

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get a life.

NO U!

FYNE I WIL!

...Schizophrenia?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:50, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

who askd u?

Well ifs ya really want MORDILLO gone just put a lil' donation in the "orphans fund" and e' just might av' a lil' acciden' Kapich? --Moneke 04:21, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Uhh, the IP at the top doesn't like Mordillo very much. No sirree, bub. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:24, Jan 5

Really? It seemed like such a nice little IP. I blame television. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:18, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

I had a look at this IP channel on TV the other night. Nothing but titties and cuss words. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 17:39 5 Jan, 2008)

What channel? What channel? Pieface 04:05, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Sounds like my average Saturday night. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

I say we get that show taken off the air. Put up a Bible show instead. Then we might get some vandals more like the ones at Wikipedia. Yay God! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 16:29 6 Jan, 2008)

That vandal pretty much summed up that section of the article to one sentence that he had based on his own opinion on the theory. It was almost a Fisher Price moment, the one missing piece was that he should have made a comment telling the readers to eat shit like real primates do. "Its not real, go eat shit fuckers!" if that vandal wrote it here, it would be nominated for the front page sooner or later. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:59, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

I forgot it was supposed to be written by a Fundamentalist Bible Thumper, I guess it would go more like this "This isn't real, you'll all burn in Hell for believing this lie!" I think that would sound more like what that sort of person would write. Good idea for the Holy Bible: Revised Neocon Edition article. I think I'll add it. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:49, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Mordillo, dear, you never call, you never visit...

Anybody who is Jewish and hated by IPs can't be that bad. Who's with me? Rabbitechno? Zombiebaron? Jews for Mordillo! --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 22:53, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Even better: Gentiles for Mordillo! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 16:37 13 Jan, 2008)

What? Genitals? What? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:39 Jan 13, 2008

Are you hinting that I lack any genitals??! ~ Mordillo where is my WOODPECKERSHIT? 16:52, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

[Insert circumcision joke here]---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 21:23, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

[Insert insertion joke here] - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:11, Jan 13

[Insert [insert joke here] joke here] -- 22:13, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

[Insert cascading headache here] ~ Mordillo where is my WOODPECKERSHIT? 22:39, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

[Insert {{USERNAME}} template here] ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 01:27 14 Jan, 2008)

Sammy Dogbro:

I dont get it. Isn't his name "Moredildo"?