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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? *puppy dog face*---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:28, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

This guy could well be the King of Uncyclopedia, given that Sir Huang left a while ago. I wonder if he's still paying the rent for this place. -- Sir CuteKyogreOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 19:36, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Him? Ha! He's not fit for a king like me. He can be Prime Minister, but I would still be in charged.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:52, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Noncesense, Oscar Wilde is the King of Uncyclopedia--Sycamore (Talk) 20:09, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, I think I killed him two days ago. He said he dated my ex so I stabbed him 50 times in the chest, and after that he didn't move no more.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:37, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Oscar Wilde "dated" young boys. -- The Zombiebaron 23:30, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

Kingship is for chumps

I already got dibs on Emperor of Uncyclopedia for life. Emperor trumps king, so I shall crush your pathetic title under my mighty heel of unprovoked animosity.◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 14:12, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

I haven't seen you in awhile, Un. Still in exile? And Führer trumps Emperor. /crushes you both with thumb

I'm also God, too. /proceeds to crush you both again with the other thumb →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{14:19, 17 June 2012}

I drop by more frequently than I contribute. The problem is contributing requires time, a valuable commodity. And führer only means leader, the word is too vague to trump more than a two of clubs.◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 14:27, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

True, but as I also specified, I am God too, even though he doesn't exist. So we'll, for the sake of this argument, say he exists and that I am him. /zaps you with lightning →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{14:30, 17 June 2012}

If God doesn't believe in God, I think it is fair to say he will cease to exist. You trumped yourself out of the running for ultimate supremacy.◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 17:07, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

Not really. I said, for the sake of this argument God WILL exist. God is now a being like yourself, however with much more power. By saying that if he didn't believe in himself he would vanish, would be like saying if you didn't believe in yourself, you would vanish.

Even if he didn't believe he would still be around. By saying I am him makes me immortal too. Your logic is invalid. /strikes you with lightning again →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{18:29, 17 June 2012}

I beg to differ, I can deny my existence and still exist because I am not God. God is all powerful, what he says is, so his disbelief in himself would cause him to not exist. All that aside, how are you God? Because you declare it? Self-proclamation of being God does not make it so. I at least earned my title through talent, effort, and wishing upon a genie.◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 19:01, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

Seeing as you obviously have none of the things you proclaim, and that Shabidoo is actually a hoax, you can go back to your spot under the bridge now.

Also, god PROCLAIMED me as himself, but it was in private, and you can't prove me other wise *epic religious logic*. SUCK DAT →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{21:36, 17 June 2012}

I am indeed King of Uncyclopedia. --ShabiDOO 06:15, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Relatedly, arranging a whole "Jazz Royalty" facsimile out of Uncyc's userbase would be a fun exercise in ego. Dibs on Chairman of the Board! Zombiebaron's obviously The Baron, and Black Flamingo is probably the King of the Clarinet, but I'm blanking on the rest. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:29, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Unlike Wikipedia

In Wikipedia, Jimbo Wales is present and all-seeing. Ours is absent and all-blind. That's the basic fact of Uncyclopedia. Now if you don't mind, I am going back to rule Giratinaton, cute Zekrom. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:46, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Back on Topic.....

Where do I get crowned?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:29, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

I scheduled the ceremony inside a white van with no windows. It will pull up outside your front door at 8PM tonight, just feel free to hop in whenever you want. →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{21:56, 18 June 2012}

A king? Geesh, you are only going to become a dictator.... --173.70.31.99 21:59, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

173.70.31.99, you should sign up for an account. It seems you like it here, and we're longing for users, so please join! →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{22:06, 18 June 2012}

No thanks. I prefer the ceremony in a palace. You know what I mean. Besides, something smell fishy about that van idea.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:09, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

173.70.31.99 Maybe I will, maybe I wont.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:10, June 18, 2012 (UTC)