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Saberwolf suggested we tackle 2000 AD - 2099 AD. He also suggested I make a forum topic about said suggestion. So, hear here we are. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:17, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

First, learn to spell. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:02, 18 Jun 2009

Happy, smartass? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:21, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

hey spang remember me? its the person you banned gouncyclopedia you bitch!64.12.116.10 21:17, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

And you're ban dodging still. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:18, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Yup64.12.116.10 21:20, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

That's fantastic. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:22, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Who? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:24, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

The guy with the thing. You know. Wink, wink, like a llama. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:26, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

So

Does this mean we're IC now?    Orian57    Talk   21:23 18 June 2009

Woodburninator gouncyclopedia also known as me is ban dodging and spang is an uptight lady64.12.116.10 21:26, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, we kinda knew that already though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:28, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Never heard of him. Did he invent something, or something? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:29, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Me either. Is he some sort of celebrity or something? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:31, 18 Jun

He invented the Gown cycle! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:32, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

He's into pedia philia. In layman's terms, he touches underage pedias (us). Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:38, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

I propose forging an alliance between Imperial Colonization and Der Underwehr in order to take over Uncyclopedia, so it will no longer be the worst.

The header says it all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:28, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm not a member of either so I gotta second this motion. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:31, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

me is gouncyclopedia guy who got banned and what the fuck is wrong with you people am i the only one smart here?64.12.116.10 21:33, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Why no, I'm smart too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:34, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm highly intelligent. I graduated from Stoner High at the top of my class! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:37, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Who are you again?    Orian57    Talk   21:40 18 June 2009

Forget it dumbass64.12.116.10 21:43, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh wait sorry! You must be guncyclopedia. A cyclopedia for guns.    Orian57    Talk   21:47 18 June 2009

Who is? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:47, 18 Jun

Gooncyclopedia. You know, the guy listed at Gooncyclopedia, the Encyclopedia for hirable goons. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:49, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!64.12.116.10 21:50, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

YOU PEOPLE?! YOU PEOPLE?! Did he just say what I think he did? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:51, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

THAT'S RACIST! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:52, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

WHO IS RACIST? I'm so confused. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:53, 18 Jun

Never heard of him. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:54, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

If its Gouncyclopedia than then he's signing properly. --Docile hippopotamus 22:08, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm sure you meant to say then rather than than. And apparently, he's been editing Uncyclopedia longer than I have... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:11, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Without going sporadically off-topic

Should we try to tackle the timeline? Saberwolf116 21:56, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Woah, woah, woah, OK, hang on...

First of all, Der Unwehr is not IC. When I said "we should tackle this," I meant "whomever in Der Unwehr who wants to tackle this can." I was thinking about it, though, as many of you already know, I'm "booked," as it were, for a while.

Secondly, I would welcome an alliance with IC. We both have the same goal--wiki improvement--but simply go about it using different methods. Hell, the two groups even share several members. I think an Anglo-German alliance would not only be ultimately beneficial, but probably prevent World War I. I think that conceptually speaking, our website--an encyclopedia of satire--has the potential to be something great, and I'd like to see that happen. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:30, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

UH OH: THIS FORUM'S BEEN HIJACKED! I don't know what the hell you people were talking about before, but you sure aren't talking about that now. You're probably discussing penises or something. The forums are so god damned stupid.

You can't just steer this crazy train back on topic! I declare a topic war!   Le Cejak • <23:01 Jun 18, 2009>

But is it magical? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:06, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

LOLDONGS!   Le Cejak • <23:17 Jun 18, 2009>

The Timeline

Who cares about a timeline? Does anyone read that? Is it most viewed or something? UN:N • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:56, Jun 19

It does have the most spelling errors though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:59, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

MESSAGE FROM THE FILIPINO EMPIRE BY THE GOA TSE CLAN

To all of the Unwehr Members:

Today, the Goa Tse Clan had forged an alliance between Der Unwehr and the Goa Tse Clan so that we could overthrow IC and UNSOC, our enemies! We will re-establish usergroups!

All Members of the Unwehr, UNITE WITH GOA TSE CLAN! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 08:10, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Someone should do an article about usergroups and how much fail they are.   Le Cejak • <3:26 Jun 24, 2009>

You should start up a usergroup on that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:56, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey, my usergroup as actually done something, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:18, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Your "usergroup as actually done something"? What? Turn "as" into a verb? That's amazing! I've been trying to turn as into a verb since the second grade. You must tell me your secret, Guildy. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:08, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

We just as turned it into a verb, no secret about it. That's what a neo-nazi imitation usergroup, like Der Unwehr, can do. Without expecting any talkback session from those who cannot did it. We are also as new word stuff like this has much has we like. Capiscoteles? -- Style  Guide 16:15, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

I can as pie. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:33, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Let me rephrase that: "at least my usergroup HAS actually done something." Fucking typo faeries. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:38, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Or, alternately, "fucking typo fairies," with an "i," for those of us who don't like the archaic spelling of things. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:41, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Or, now, you might just be calling them gay. Who's to say? The President of Iran WOODY! DeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 16:46, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

I very much enjoy fucking typo fairies. They're magical or something. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:39, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Yuk. You fuck typo fairies? Aren't they, like, you know, animals? Nameable • mumble? 20:21, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Or maybe they are gay people who can't spell. No, really. Can't spell at all. The President of Iran WOODY! DeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 20:25, 24 June 2009 (UTC)