Désencyclopédie

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Just pretend we're funny.

Désencyclopédie (stylized as dÉsencyclopédie) is a french-language encyclopedia considered by many French internet users to be an evil project conceived by Fucking Kwaybeckers to destroy the French language and the reputation of the French people. While this is partly based on the incorrect belief that there is something there to destroy, nevertheless it cannot be denied that dÉsencyclopédie is written mostly by Canadians rather than French. Despite having this regional imbalance in its favour, Désencyclopédie is not funny. This contrasts with Uncyclopedia, its sister project, which is funny despite being mostly written by Americans.

It should be noted that "sister project" is of course figurative and should not be taken in any biological sense, so it's not at all incestuous for Uncyclopedia and dÉsencyclopédie to, well, you know. Which is fortunate, because, exactly like French Canadian chicks, it might not have any comic talent, but it's hot to a European level , while shaving and bathing to North American standards. Best of both worlds really, so it's not hard, and well worth it, for Uncyclopedia to pretend to find it funny.

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