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PC games, also known as computer games, were created for the purpose of wasting time, and releasing stress. All computer games are ultra-violent in order to let out the stress. The more violence in the video game, the more it sells (see the headline further down).

The most popular form of computer game is the Role Playing Game, all others are of such insignificance that we need not mention them. Some of the most boring games range from computer chess on all "apple" computers, to the always awesome World of Warcraft.

Some say that God invented the Computer Game, which appears to us non-gods as the universe, and that is how the universe came to exist. As people were created in God's image, they eventually invented Computer Games too. Despite being the first computer game to be written, the universe is by no means definitive—noticeable are the bizarre lack of a save game feature and any background music whatsoever, although it is praised for its humour. (See more...)

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BOOM HEADSHOT!

*ArchDuke has entered the game*

ArchDuke: Hey guyz

germin8r: sup

*SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes ArchDuke for 47 damage! A critical hit!*

ArchDuke: WTF YOU CAMPING HOMO

germin8r: u r ghey Serbia

*SERBIA_ROLLZ has killed ArchDuke!*

*Aus_HuNg has entered the game*

Aus_HuNg: hey serbia wtf u do to arch? (See more...)

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