User talk:Zheliel/archive1

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Hi fellow weirdos :) Anyway, I basically know the rules for uncyclopædia, it's the same as wikipedia except the content is meant to be a lot more intruiging and weird? The wiki-markup is familiar, and yes. haha. Wait... haha?

Zheliel 05:45, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Sudden Seizures. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:37, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

&psi

Well, got a new siggy :). \ Z.H.E.L.I.E.L.^{[[ see ]] ~ [[ talk ]] ~ [[ sign ]]} 02:32, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

You seem to be doing alright with sigs etc. Your now adopted so feel free to come by for any help with aritcles etc:)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:22, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

PLS

Congrats on entering:) - Just passing by with paperwork crap, you can only enter the one category. Since your a bit of a noob still, I'd enter that one (you can always try another category later, or at the next PLS). Nice article as well.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:34, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh, many thanks for the info! 220.255.7.207 07:44, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Ach! Forgot to sign in... » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 07:45, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

THANKS

Thanks for reviewing my first article!! You gave me lots of help with what to change,how to change it and how I could improve specific areas. I have even managed to add pics to the article!! Thanks again for your awsome review :D Johnrofl123 05:57, 13 March 2009 (UTC)Johnrofl123

Sig

Your shiny new sig appears to be putting a line break between the sig part and the date part, can you have a look and try to do something about that please? Check that all open tags have a matching close tag, that tags don't overlap, and that you haven't put anything extra in the sig box in your preferences that doesn't need to be there. It's breaking counts and the like, which makes me feel all funny. Thanks! --UU - natter 10:27, Mar 13

Or Modus could just fix it before you even read this - that works too! ;-) --UU - natter 11:47, Mar 13

Oh, okay. Thanks for the tip-off. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 07:50, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Welcoming users

Please don't welcome users just for the sake of spamming welcome messages. You just welcomed a infinibanned vandal. ~ 12:46, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Ooh. Okay. Sorry about that. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 12:48, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

And yet you managed to welcome another vandal today. ~ 15:37, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Erm... How am I supposed to know who is a vandal or who isn't? I need help. Thanks! » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 15:44, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Simply take a look at what they're doing before you welcome them. Someone who put an edit summary "MrN9000 can suck my cock you fucking nigger" is usually up to no good. For these people you can use the {{Oh Dear}} template. ~ 15:47, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Thanks! » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 15:53, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Hope Mordillo does not mind me butting in here, but I remember being a lot more experienced before I started welcoming people. There’s a few who regard it as a bit of a mission to welcome people as it creates lot of links to your userpage, sadly its very petty behaviour and despite being a massive proponent of it, I would say that I want to discourage it. Its debatable whether we should welcome so much, as many who do get welcomed often have little or very few contributions, or ion this case are vandals. Speaking as your adopter, I advise you stay clear of this, that’s not to say taking an interest in the maintenance aspect of the site is bad, I’ve seen you about on VFH and VFD and that’s a good thing, but this is just a sure fire way of wasting your writing time which looks very promising:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:55, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the advice! » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 15:57, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Hidden Page

I found the hidden page! --A.Z?123

As have I, muahahahaa! --^Dame

Hmm... If you have, sign on it. Then I'll know. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 12:01, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

I'm too lazy to make a template...

But thanks for the vote on Driving in Bucharest, it's really appreciated. –—Hv (talk) 17/03 17:57

No problem; the article was nice :). » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 01:07, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

In gratitouille

 In gratitude for your vote  

The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"   Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process. So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate the next time I hit myself on the head with a heavy object to you. Thank you. The following heavy objects are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to use in dedicating my head-bashing to your user name. Ball-Peen Hammer Four-Post Bed Golden Happy Buddha Mickey Rourke

Hmm... Nice Template. I've been trying to work out the show/hide. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 03:57, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

I'll choose the hammer. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 03:57, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Finally!!!

I found it!!! And without cheating!!! Absolutely Not Benson 15:46, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Yes, now I'll remove the link. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 09:32, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

You don't seem to need too much help...

But I've knocked together a bit of a guide for my adoptess, its not official, but I hope it helps you guys out. Here it is:Sycamore's Newbie Guide - it might be helpful. Nice work on PLS by the way, hope you keep it up:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:22, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Okay, thanks! » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 09:32, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Danke schön!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

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Thanks! » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:56, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Neil thanks you for voting! Obviously by Neil I mean 'I' cos you know that people who refer to themselves in the third person like that actually tend to be kinda narcissistic and I'm not - well I mean I wouldn't say I was - so from now on I'll say 'I', I just had to say Neil so you knew that it was me and not somebody else. So I came here to say thanks for advertising my daily torment I hope that now more people will have a greater understanding of why I'm so dysfunctional. Thanks, did I say that?

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:44 26 March 2009

Hey, thanks!

» Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 04:26, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Test

A friend told me about a glitch if I type Zheliel~~~~. Now I'm testing:

Zheliel » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 06:28, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Okay it isn't working... » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 06:28, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

trying again... User:Zheliel » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:55, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

• User:Zheliel » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:55, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
• User:Zheliel » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:55, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
• Zheliel » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:55, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

my sig -> » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:55, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

No... It's not working. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 14:56, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude

 In gratitude for your vote  

  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next common typographical error to you. Thank you.

The following common typographical errors are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Typing "teh" for "the"

The old e/space swap; i.e. "ther eis" for "there is"

Confusing "Dr. Spock" and "Mr. Spock", again

Typing "Soluble fish" for "aaaand double drat!"

IC reminder

Hi Zheliel, just dropping by to let you know that we haven't seen you at IC in a couple weeks. Maybe you've been busy, maybe you've been on a two week bender, but regardless of your excuse, we need you. Imperial Colonization is all about participation, and being a Colonizer requires an active commitment. If you're not up for it, there's nothing wrong with that. Just let us know. But if you do wish to continue calling yourself a Colonizer, get out there on the front lines, maggit! (If you do not participate in this coming week, we will be forced to remove you from the roster.) Cheers! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:13, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I have been using IC though only giving minor changes to the articles. Guess that doesn't count... » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 06:53, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Now it counts. User:Zheliel/sigz2 10:34, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

your edits are duly noted. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:25, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

KoL?

Why, yes, I do play it. My in-game name is Trar. Look me up! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 14:03, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Please Go Here

And tell your friends--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:24, 27 April 2009 (UTC)