User talk:U u u wa wa

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ICU on your new page

Hi, U u u wa, your new article Cirno has been put on ICU by Cassie. This is because the article is not currently funny and needs improvement. Click the links in the text above and watch as the attached virus takes hold of your computer read them. Everyone is a noob at humo(u)r at some point, so do keep reading and writing. Your article has a lot of potential and you can definitely make it better. Again, if you need help, leave a message on my talk page. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:54, 29 December 2020 (UTC)

Hello there! I just wanted to additionally clarify that I do not mean that your article is bad; the images are actually pretty decent by Uncyclopedian standards! It just simply is too short for Uncyclopedia, but still has the potential to blossom into a featured article. If you want help, HTBFANJS (How to be Funny and Not Just Stupid) is perhaps our best single-page guide on humor; the Beginner's Guide is also a great place to start. You can also look at articles like Canada, Malaysia, North Korea and the like in order to determine how to write an article about a nation or a state. Hope this helps!  Cassandra  (talk) 04:00pm  December 29, 2020

Semi related, please stop making unneeded pages and unneeded files. They are on QVFD. There are other articles that need work, and help would be much appreciated on that. (Example-2020 Atlantic hurricane season). Thank you. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:36, 16 January 2021 (UTC)

Disruptive Editing

Your editing, especially around 'e' related pages, has been quite disruptive. The reason 'EEEEEEEEE' was deleted is because AAAAAAAAA! already exists and another page like that renders the joke stale. I have reverted your edit to E for the same reason. If you continue like this, you will likely be banned. Please do not edit disruptively again. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  11:19, 17 January 2021 (UTC)

thanks for explaning U u u wa wa (talk) 11:24, 17 January 2021 (UTC)

The page you have created recently is not up to standard and has been put on QVFD. This means that it will be deleted shortly. The creation of that article was disruptive, even if you may not see it as such. I recommend you reread How to be Funny and Not Just Stupid for help on humour. Try one of our featured articles for an actual taste of a good article. I really hope you will contribute constructively to this site. This is your last chance at buying large appliances in this sale! becoming a constructive editor. If you make disruptive edits again, you will be reported to Ban Patrol and banned.

PS: The page isn't the 'POSSIBLY LONGEST ARTICLE WHICH WILL R A I D', it's actually second place, after Infinity. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  17:22, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

WHAT- --U u u wa wa (talk) 17:25, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

Message

Just for reference, most of it was actually Hipponias. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:39, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

thanks boi --U u u wa wa (talk) 16:15, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

On User:LucyStonham

They aren't banned. No contribs nor abuse log though.

Also, it isn't generally accepted practice to create someone else's userpage. If you wish to inquire about a suspicious user and/or their status, you should contact instead, and at least one of them would love to help you out!

Just wanted to let you know. You still seem like you have a lot to learn about Uncyclopedia, and as such, please do not hesitate to ask for help!  Cassandra  (talk) 09:23pm  January 20, 2021

thanks --U u u wa wa (talk) 08:39, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

Lithuania

Hey! Just wanted to let you know that I reverted your edit on Lithuania, but then I went and put your addition back in there (kinda funny!) along with the stuff that was deleted. Hope you like it this way, please feel free to make more changes. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:33, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

Ganymede

Hey! FYI, articles like this one typically don't tend to last long. Please expand it soon, otherwise it may have to meet Mr. Mayhem. Cheers. MrX blow me 21:07, 27 January 2021 (UTC)

January 2021

Please stop your disruptive editing.

• If you are engaged in an article content dispute with another editor, discuss the matter with the editor at their talk page, or the article's talk page, and seek consensus with them. Alternatively you can ask for independent help at one of our forums.
• If you are engaged in any other form of dispute that is not covered on the dispute resolution page, seek assistance directly with an administrator at their talk page.

If you continue to disrupt Uncyclopedia, as you did at Wallstreetbets, you may be blocked from editing. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 17:55, 31 January 2021 (UTC)

February 2021

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits and creating inappropriate pages to Uncyclopedia, as you did at Fastest growing article (5 edits per hour). Your edits appear to be disruptive and have been or will be reverted.

• If you are engaged in an article content dispute with another editor, please discuss the matter with the editor at their talk page, or the article's talk page, and seek consensus with them. Alternatively, you can read Wikipedia's dispute resolution page (most of which applies here too), and ask for independent help at one of our forums.
• If you are engaged in any other form of dispute that is not covered on the dispute resolution page, please seek assistance directly with an administrator at their talk page.

Please ensure you are familiar with Uncyclopedia's policies and guidelines, and please do not continue to make edits that appear disruptive. Continued disruptive editing may result in loss of editing privileges. You have been warned about creating pointless pages before. Do it again and you may be banned. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  21:13, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

Adding to what Hipponias left: I wouldn't recommend that you create "meta-articles" like the aforementioned one. Such articles do not have any good content and has its humor solely derived from its context, which is not a very good thing, especially when it comes to a website like Uncyclopedia. If you wish to try editing a good "meta-article" here on Uncyclopedia, Forum:Count to a billion is a good place to start.  Cassandra  (talk) 02:00am  February 13, 2021

Please stop your disruptive editing.

• If you are engaged in an article content dispute with another editor, discuss the matter with the editor at their talk page, or the article's talk page, and seek consensus with them. Alternatively you can ask for independent help at one of our forums.
• If you are engaged in any other form of dispute that is not covered on the dispute resolution page, seek assistance directly with an administrator at their talk page.

If you continue to disrupt Uncyclopedia, as you did at HowTo:Walk, you may be blocked from editing. Please don't add random boilerplates to unrelated pages. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:47, 13 February 2021 (UTC)

ok then? --U u u wa wa (talk) 14:48, 13 February 2021 (UTC)

Stop adding your uncyclovirused thingy to random pages, especially Cat the Colourful's talk page. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:52, 13 February 2021 (UTC)

im stupid --U u u wa wa (talk) 14:54, 13 February 2021 (UTC)

Please do not remove content or templates from pages , as you did to Roblox, without giving a valid reason for the removal in the edit summary. Your content removal does not appear to be constructive and has been reverted. If you only meant to make a test edit, please use the sandbox for that.  Cassandra  (talk) 00:16, 25 February 2021 (UTC)

February 2021

You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you create an inappropriate page. Template:Z46 JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 14:49, 13 February 2021 (UTC)

i stopped 3 minutes ago- --U u u wa wa (talk) 14:50, 13 February 2021 (UTC)

Cat the colorful, you disturbed me from writing a article, and now i have to start writing all over again!

Sorry about that. But you absolutely have to realize that what you're doing is disruptive editing. Try again in a couple of days. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:12, 13 February, 2021 (UTC)

Seriously, i meant it as a joke

-Cat the colorful

hey, why cant i edit my page: User:U u u wa wa/Binary Code

Your block conditions prohibit you from editing any page except your own talk page. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?}

Entering the happy Monkey 2021 Competition

Hi U u u wa wa, you wanted to enter the Happy Monkey Competition, which is cool. However, the way to do it is not to create a new page, but to add your name to a list on the page itself, which I have done for you. You also have to send a topic to happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com with your topic if you want to participate, as that's how the competition works. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  21:30, 15 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:21, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey

Remember, in order to participate in the Happy Monkey Competition as a writer/competitor, you have to send a topic to happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com. You're not picking your topic to write about, you're submitting one, and then Shabidoo will randomly assign us topics to write about (obviously making sure we don't get the topic we submitted). Please submit your topic before the deadline, or you won't be able to participate. Thanks, cheers. MrX blow me 19:01, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks Mr. X for the reminder. I got your email but there was no topic in the email so please do submit it so you can participate. ShabiDOO 19:03, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Just a reminder, you have to send in a topic. If you do not before the event starts, you will be removed. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  13:44, 20 February 2021 (UTC)

No reason

I'M MAD AT YOU FOR NO APPARENT REASON. YOU HAVE BEEN NOTFUNNIED! You were NOTFUNNIED for no reason. Call me thy - Talk to thy 18:14, 27 April 2021 (UTC)

oh

Hello...

Making things illegible is not funny. Please refrain from 'blanking' articles with color changes. If you wish to contribute an article of merit, please start it in your userspace, like User:U u u wa wa/sandbox and then submit it for pee review. I am assuming that you are comfortable with basic html and css by the nature of your edits, you are welcome to ask me if you have any questions. Cheers,