User talk:Sycamore/Archive17

Diplomacy comes naturally...

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Time to erect

...a monument to my pagan gods... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Staring at the seashell waiting for it to embrace me.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:46, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

If you are reading this you are The Last Man on Earth

If you are reading this you are the last man on earth. Photoshop no longer exists because women don't know how to use anything other than your credit card on the computer. Thank you for voting for The Last Man on Earth to be featured on the front page. If you are a woman and you read this, I thank you and hope you forgive me for the previous sexist comment. It was all in jest....most of it. --Dr. Fenwick 21:52, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Laird Hamilton won’t dare you to paddle out at Jaws

Whew, thank you. Laird was gonna stomp my arse if he didn’t get featured. Is it safe? Thanks to you!

--Funnybony    07:32, Sep 13

MINDFUCK

^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:57, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hey no probs, I preferred Shutter Island though;)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:47, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Care for a spot of tea?

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you ever so much for your vote.

And no, my dear, I will never change this template.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:44, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

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Black Coffee please nigga...--Sycamore (Talk) 08:55, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

good response time

i salute you, you've passed my test SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 12:27, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Of course I pass the test, the real question is whether you can get out of this triangle I've got you in. Oh yeah, go comatose for me baby...--Sycamore (Talk) 12:55, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

My edit to peter mandelson

Just wondering why my edition to the peter mandelson page was blanked? A mod had already aproved it and in fact said they enjoyed it? --Lilly 13:48, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

I see what you were doing, I was clearing out some crap on it. As a tip don't sign --~~~~ stuff on articles as it looks like spam;)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:50, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Ah i see, my apologies for that (n00b that i am.) Will the entry remain if i delete the tides?

Of course:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:52, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Many thanks for the help (and not blowing up at me :D)--Lilly 13:56, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

No probs,I only blow up at wankers who should probably spend more time with their blow up dolls;)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:35, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Mars Bar

Have made a couple of amendments to the above article, and believe there is room for improvement here and that indeed the said article should have another chance at survival rather than deleting it out of hand which seems to be the current fashion. Thanks for voting and making a more than valid point in doing so... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeah, it came up on my watchlist, it's one I tinkered with a while ago. As I have said many times looking a couple of names on here would be helpful. Perhaps also a "Doctrine of Lapse" policy from the Cabal on matter like VFD where the moronical types have run amok.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:35, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Cookie!

Thank you for your warm welcome. Here have a cookie.

Mr. Wango has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

P.S. If you want to know how a woman works, then learn the cello.

Thanks, I like ladies:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:09, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

MUCH Thanks!

--Funnybony    09:18, Sep 26

That thing you said on MaxRebo120's talk page

(I'm mentioning this here so MaxRebo120 won't misinterpret discussion on the issue for me advocating cating at random)

It appears as though most of the categories he added were semi-validly used. However, I do see some reasoning behind the theory that every attractive female actress does not need to be in Category:Hot chicks, Category:Hot Babes You Don't Have A Chance With, Category:Stuff that lonely men masturbate over, Category:Hot, Category:Babes, Category:Sexy People,, and.

Rather than basically telling him not to categorize, it may be more helpful to tell him how to categorize correctly. I.e. use "narrow" categories when possible, don't have 5 categories that are basically the same thing, try to avoid categories that have several hundred entries, don't use joke categories, et cetera. --Mn-z 16:08, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

I think what I said, much the same I could say goes for yourself. While categorizing/maintenance is helpful and necessary, articles should always be the priority: both the in the writing of and improving of them. Your little quest with images and article categories - which you and a few others have done, does little to aid that. I think you should cool off on giving me any advice whatsoever on how to conduct my efforts here - I think most would agree that I try to improve this little corner of the internet, not as a job or a 'tedious mission of reform' but out of care and as one of my most enjoyable wastes of time.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:29, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, you do have new messages...

...How old are you? Mr. Wango 17:47, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Jack Dempsey thanks you

Uncyclopedia vs. Wikipedia --- and much thanks for making Jack a hit on VFH – from humble servants of the farce, Aleister and Funnybony

--Funnybony    21:48, Oct 6

MEDIC!

Hi. New (quite) at uncyclopedia. Urgent (sincerely) need of assistance. Not entirely convinced this is the place to request for help.How do I bring in the 'box' or whatever it is called (couldn't even find out what the darn thing is called) that is on the right side at the beginning of the article. for example the gist/summary of a country that includes the capital city, population, flag, etc etc Please suggest

Duhawma 12:39, October 7, 2010 (UTC) duhawma

Mostly pixie dust. That and copying other people's code from articles and reusing it. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I did. Didnt work too well. I know what's it called now- the infobox! Duhawma 17:30, October 7, 2010 (UTC) Duhawma

Yeah theres all kinds of ones here: Category:Infobox templates. You just have a look, and find one that fits what you want. Just fill the fields out with what ever you like and they should work:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:49, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

_ _ _ _ _._ | _ .... ._ _. _._ ... | Duhawma 22:39, October 7, 2010 (UTC) Duhawma

Congratulations

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of October 2010. I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better.

Many people have come to Uncyclopedia and made their mark on the site, but few perfect the "encyclopedic" style which we have always sought to parody. I could happily grant my little award just for your contributions alone but I'm also keen to acknowledge your passion for making the site a better place through contribution and an anti-deletionist stance that should be valued by all. That you have achieved so much despite your crippling disabilities is to be commended. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey thanks:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:50, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

Need reviewers for my article.

Would you please get some users and admins & kindly ask them to review my article here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/ATX? I don't want my article to get deleted again. I had no reviewers. Thank you, User:DJ Mixerr/sig

Sadly I don't have time to review you're article. As a tip, keep you're work in your namespace to stop it being huffed - like this User:Sycamore/Battleship Potemkin. Someone will eventually review, just give it time:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:52, October 11, 2010 (UTC)

You have aided in the fight against the manholes...

Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug as thanks for voting for Crossbow on VFH. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged. At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

You have been rewarded with a hug. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 23:32 (UTC)

Thanks /me hugs back--Sycamore (Talk) 09:52, October 11, 2010 (UTC)

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Merry_Meet

I dont know if this is meant as a joke or not, but it was very offensive! I am sick and tired of you damn people always ranging on us, saying were satanists or devil worshipers or we sacrifice our bastard children to our gods!! I dont even care if it was a joke, it was in very poor taste and just shows how ignorant and retarded you and every other asshole who edited this article really and truly are. I believe that it is not us who "Those who say "Merry Meet" or "MM" in chat rooms are most notably overweight chuds who have all the sex appeal of Camryn Manhiem in a two piece string bikini. (some people dig the grotesquely obese, and they must as many of these pathetic sods have children)" but the people who spend their time coming up with this shit that do it. Which is very obviously as you were born!!!! I would tell you to think before you act next time but THAT requires a brain!!

Que? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey, no smoke without fire is what I always say.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:50, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

Now that is bad taste.....don't you know The Burning Times were worse than the Holocaust? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'd be lying if I said I thought it was a lovely article. But it is funny ass shit. Merry meet.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 22:58 (UTC)

Bright blessings to you.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'm getting sick of you hippys pumping eachother in my front garden, then following it up with loud chanting and lental soup.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:36, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created CEO, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Hey thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:58, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

This is Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, delivering a message from LongLiverh3. He says, in between fantasizing about his teacher and gobbling nutmeg in a pathetic attempt to get high, that he thanks you for your vote. The asshole is too lazy to tell you himself, so he sent me.

~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 02:21, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Fissiparous

Could you, by any chance, explain that to me? Because I have no idea what that article is trying to do. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 01:17 (UTC)

Hi

Could I have a welcome message please. --Uncyclomancer 16:03, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

{{Subst:Welcome}}--Sycamore (Talk) 16:06, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

RL intervenes?

Hi Sycamore. I noticed you have put up the 'Gone Fishing' sign. Trust this means you will be back soon. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:47, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I just need a quick break, maybe a fortnight or so. It's a very stressful time, and sometimes a break can very welcome. See you soon:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:27, October 20, 2010 (UTC)

And nice page on VFH. I at first thought it was Mhaille's, thanks for clarifying that. Have a great time away! Aleister 12:24 22 10

p.s. Went away and saw you voted for Dreaming. Thanks! On my screen size the formatting looks alright, if you have a minute before you go fishing what would you suggest changing so it would improve on yours and other similar screens? I like to get these things right, only to find out later that someone sees doubled-up lettering and pics turned sideways. Thanks.

Hey again... for me articles in the mainspace should as a rule follow quite wikipedic formatting, I like very tidy articles... A few of mine I think do this well (The Stranger, Battleship Potemkin and Kettlebell). Its a personal thing about articles and getting that quality look which means the content comes out more - at least thats my aim and I appreciate it in other articles. Otherwise a very feature worthy article:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:20, October 22, 2010 (UTC)

Alfred E. Neuman voted for you too

Alfred of Arabia on an Afghani ‘black’ run via ‘tax free’ Mecca?

Much thanks, as always appreciated.--Funnybony    12:54, Oct 22

Sincere thanks

WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.

--Funnybony    14:07, Nov 1

User Ckatz

I see you're reverting Ckatz. I saw him when he first signed up; his first change was to SQL Insertion Attack. I reported him to Ban Patrol, but added that it could be the joke of performing an Insertion Attack. Don't know whether he's got some bizarre virus or hardware malfunction (and, if so, how he gets enough of HTTP to work to deposit these mangled pages) or if this is a very inside joke, but it seems he does this to every page he edits. His talk page is freshly sporked from Wikipedia and it doesn't seem he's had a conversation with anyone here. Spıke ¬ 23:29 2-Nov-10

Not too sure, I reckon he's a troll.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:36, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Lord Dalhousie

I made a few minor edits, extra notes and added a concluding paragraph. Check these. If you're happy I will then go ahead an nom it straight away.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:26, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, looks good, I've tweaked a bit just to keep it sharp. Thanks for doing stuff:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:15, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

OK. I am pushing it now towards VFH. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:19, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

Does it weigh much?--Sycamore (Talk) 08:19, November 4, 2010 (UTC)