User talk:Manticore/Archive 1

Barney edited my archive. Don't make the same mistake.

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clicky. As per your request on IRC.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:43, 24 September 2007 (UTC)  

[/] [M] [E] [SPACE] [E] [U] [G] [TAB] [ENTER] -- M. Antique Whore ^{Spam | Vandalism} 11:43, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

You Clever Piece of Fucking Shit

I never fucking knew that that could be fucking done...Fucking thanks you fucking genius --Ignorant Piece Of Shit - Swear at me!

Haha great :D Also how are you doing your sig?! Do you subst it? Because it copied the entire code onto my page (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 25, 13:25

Done it for you :P Dump this in your preferences {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Manticore/Sig}} in the box where...well i'm sure you know being a great Halopedia admin and all :P (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 25, 13:34

Ahh dear...Didn't consider that one :P Oh well just change "Sig" to "Signature" then...*Sighs* Maybe I actually SHOULD change my sig to say "Ignorant shit" :D (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 25, 13:49

Haha sarcastic git...Also if you just added nosubst you'd need to copy {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Manticore/Signature}} into wherever you want to sign right? well if you added that to the nickname box in preferences and ticked the "Raw signatures (without automatic link)" box then you could sign with four tildes and it would do it for you...But of course oh wise Manticore you already knew that didn't you? :P (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 25, 14:27

Well...That renders me obsolete then doesn't it? Well I'm sure Olipro could still find a use for me but I don't really fancy that. And I'm not on IRC because "My ass" is supposed to be doing coursework...Supposed to...*Ahem* (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 25, 14:38

IRC

What are you judjing me for? Or were you just joking? Elassint Throw things at me 03:24, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Prize

Codeine has awarded you a cookie for being my 100th Customer! Now go play in traffic.

Enjoy. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:56, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

thank you

Fou-Lu Has awarded you a cookie for your help with femaleintelegence. Now go play in traffic.

Enjoy. -- Fou-Lu 13:15, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Article moved to user subpage; award updated. — Sir Manticore 15:18, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

I wouldn't

Remove things from other users pages (and calling them idiots in the process). That's bad conduct. Everyone is entitled to their mistakes, you could have just left a message on his talk page. ~ 16:17, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Good point, but in my experience people that (try to) make redirect loops are just vandalising. — Sir Manticore 16:27, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

But it was his userpage....~ 16:33, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

A friendly messae about users and their edits

If you haven't contributed anything, never contributed for a long time or have contributed for a long time we really really wish you leave the users and their edits alone. Go to the wanted pages list or fix grammar in the website. Also please don't do anything to get the users blocked or plot to get them blocked because its not honorable to do such act.(76.247.222.101 09:09, 26 November 2007 (UTC))

Fail. — Sir Manticore 09:36, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

The Lone Contributor

Hell of a fight you had there.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Hobbits?

My memory is shot. Thanks for the reminder.

Just wondered

You did a revert on gay... Just wondered did you read the "box" at the top of the article If so and you think a revert is still the thing to do, then fair enough... Just thought you might like to have a look at it if you have not already. I have been working on this page... MrN 11:04, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, excess fail got me a little trigger-happy. Please revert if you think it appropriate. — Sir Manticore 11:09, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

No problems... Dam that guy liked mark! Have fun... MrN 11:13, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

I can't work out if he loves Mark or hates him. Regardless, it's obvious the two share a deep emotional bond. — Sir Manticore 11:15, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:41, Dec 17

And another

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

I know what you really want for Christmas is Finntastic in a stocking ;) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:44, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:09, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Score corrections

Hey Manticore - just a quickie. I spotted you've been cleaning up the scores on the WotY and UotY pages, but you need to be careful doing that - some people had nommed or commented without voting, and you included them in your score count. Only the For votes count. Unfortunately it makes it confusing when you look at the numbering beside the votes and comments, but there you go. I've nipped through and tweaked them again, I think it's right now! Tatty byes. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:12, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! I was fixing them up when voting myself, so I really only paid attention to the little number symbol. I'll go check and make sure they're all fixed now. — Sir Manticore 13:14, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Yah, should be all fixed now. Sorry 'bout that. — Sir Manticore 13:17, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

"Generic Admin"?

And you told me I was special... *cries* -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:48, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Say Mantiwhore

I saw that you blocked our old pal NXWave for a month on Wikia, and I saw that our brethren in the Japanese Uncyclopedia blocked him for a while as well. How about some sort of a coordinated action against this gentleman? ~ Mordillo where is my I'LL RAPE YOU? 15:51, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Meh. Doing that would just make him feel and/or seem important, which clearly he isn't. I'll keep half an infected eye out for any dickery, but anything more would be a waste of its valuable time (new female uni students to ogle and all). — Sir Manticore 09:48, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Right you are, and thank you for your lovely message, btw, fuckwit. It's all out of fucking love. I know. Fuck you. You're gay. ~ Mordillo where is my I'LL RAPE YOU? 17:18, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Loads of thanks

TINC. I passed VFS alone.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:34, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

TINPC. — Sir Manticore 10:01, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks be to you!

Thankings from Led Thanks muchly for the vote for me on VFS. Now to abuse my powers... 03:38, 1 March 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked <insert name here> (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎(Muahahahaha!))

Thanks again for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:10, Mar 1

You're welcome. :) — Sir Manticore 10:09, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

TINC

After months of poop handling and getting a wee bit tired Your UotM vote acted as Red Bull. Nasty, bad smelling and revitalizing. I now regained the strength to handle some more poop. Thank you! No, seriously, thank you

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

Yay moar dildos. — Sir Manticore 13:51, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for helping clear the mess up

Hi, thanks fo helping me sort that mess out, I can get back to writing quality pages again.:)

--Sycamore (Talk) 18:47, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

You should gimme another chance

ok, i got insanely insane.. ill pay you... please... oh and i found a loophole in the system -tomers113- please... – Preceding unsigned comment added by 98.213.55.57 (talk • contribs)

Canoepolio

Hi, I see you reverted the page after it was vandalised again. Is there any way of banning the IP address that keeps vandalising the page as im sick of undoing their mindless drivel? Thanks – Preceding unsigned comment added by 89.127.226.46 (talk • contribs)

Bring them to the attention of local administrators using UN:BP. — Sir Manticore 03:49, 26 March 2008 (UTC)