User:Shabidoo/arist2010

Final scores and some justification for why you lost here.
See the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball Archive for the results from past competitions.

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball
Uncyclopedia:Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball
The BEST of the WORST, or vice versa
Awarded for	Bad taste articles and images
Founder	Mhaille
Reward	{{Aristocrat}}
First awarded	2007
Last awarded	2010
Turkey Day Ball	UnBooks:Fred by Sockpuppet of an unregistered user The Aristocraigslist by Electrified mocha chinchilla (tied)
Bad Taste Article	UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting by Zombiebaron & Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic by CheddarBBQ (tied)
Master Goa Tse	Chilean Miner Farm by Bucknut4
Preceeded by	The Article Whisperer (2010)
Followed by	Pooh Lit Surprise (January 2011)

The Competition

What exactly IS The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball? To put it simply it is a festival of frivolity and bad taste, highlighting all those fine, fine contributions we never want to see featured.

Who can enter?

Anyone and everyone. All registered members of Uncyclopedia are encouraged to enter as long as they are not judges in the competition. Judges are not allowed to enter the competition as writers. You may enter only once for each category for which you are eligible (one article per category per person). If you wish to collaborate with other eligible contestants, you may do so, but that will count as your one entry in the category. Collaborative efforts will have to decide who is the "team leader," who will house the article on his/her name space and receive the prize if your collaboration wins, at which point (it is assumed) s/he will distribute the winnings among the other members of the team. If a user wishes to enter in more than one category (for which s/he is eligible), s/he is welcome to do so, either collaborating or alone, but may, again, only enter one per category. Two collaborations do not count as one entry; they count as two.

How does it work?

As with the PLS competition, compose your work in your user space and submit below the relevant category sections. The competition will remain open for 2 weeks from its start date (in this case on the evening of 19th November), after which the page shall be protected and judging will commence. The results of this will be announced a week following that.

Do pieces entered in the competition have to be NEW and ORIGINAL?

YES!

Again, just like PLS, any works entered in this competition must be original, and created after the contest's official start date. You'd think this concept would be self-explanatory, but here it is now, in print, for all to see.

Also, pee review is not allowed. All rules pertaining to peer evaluation present in the traditional Poo Lit Surprise writing competition are common here. Just puttin' that out there.

When is the competition held?

Writing starts NOVEMBER 19th and will last for two weeks. All entries will be locked for judgery on December 3rd, at 00:00 GMT.

Judgery will last for a week thereafter. All winners will be announced on December 10th.

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

JUDGES:

1. Black flamingo
2. Aleister
3. Lyrithya

CONCEPT:

The Aristocrats is often lauded as the world's dirtiest joke. But to seasoned purveyors of this joke, it is an opportunity to make the bizarre, grotesque and immoral become a platform for insane hilarity. As we enter this season of blessings-counts and humble pie, this platform seems all-too-perfect for the sick and twisted minds of Uncyclopedia. A beautiful expression of the first amendment in all her Norman Rockwellian glory.

In the contest, editors shall create a subpage in their Userspace solely devoted to their telling of the joke. Length, formatting and delivery are left discretion of the editor. Once the contest commences, a 3-person panel of judges shall elect one winner and two runner-ups.

RULES:

1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
2. While portions may overlap, any reproduction of another person's telling of the joke (be they regular people, fellow editors, or comedians such as those seen in The Aristocrats film) is grounds for instant disqualification.
3. Out of fairness to all participants, users may NOT record audio versions of their work.
4. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
5. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

1. Overall Humor – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
2. Delivery of Humorous Elements – As the delivery of this joke shall be textual, judges shall decide this field based on their perception of the joke's delivery in this medium.
3. Use of Obscenity and Profanity – Profanity, obscenity, debauchery and lewdness are inherent elements of The Aristocrat's. However, it is the clever utilization of these elements that determine their effectiveness in conveying the humor of the joke. As such, herein judges shall decide the effectiveness of this field.
4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

Top 3

• Aristocrat en Regalia: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user / Electrified mocha chinchilla
• First runner up: Mrthejazz

This Year's Articles

Username	Entry	Comment
Meganew	The iAristocrats	An iCarly take on the classic joke. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 03:41, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
Bucknut4	Thanksgiving with the Aristocrats	The Aristocrats eat Thanksgiving dinner.
CheddarBBQ	Carl: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Aristocrats	Teh ballz.
Mrthejazz	Aristocrats and baby chicks	Hatchery of horrors! The download link is on the talkpage for those of you without flash.
Kip the Dip	World's Dirtiest Joke	100% original on my part.
Zombiebaron	Aristocrats Gone Wild	Hooray for boobies!
Multiliteralist	Aristofuckers	Cocks are there to be sucked.
Madclaw	The Aristocrats Strike Back	Darthipedia's official entry, with special thanks to Wookieepedia. Madclaw @ talk 13:44, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
Sockadelic	UnBooks:Fred	If this doesn't make you puke, I'll come to your house and kill you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:34, 28 November 2010
Striker2117	A Day No Aristocrats Would Die	A joke within a joke within a joke... or not... --Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 07:37, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
Jaykwon	The Aristo-Pod Children	A Tale of Galactic Intrique and the Perversion of the All-Knowing Mega-Beings dubbed The Pod-Children --Jaykwon a.k.a. Zardoz a.k.a. Da Big Cheese 19:33, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
ColinAYB	The Communistocrats	The most diabolical, tasteless thing I could think of. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:13, Wednesday 01 December 2010 -
Electrified mocha chinchilla	The Aristocraigslist	It is NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests. --EMC [TALK] 03:57 Dec 3 2010

Best Bad Taste Article

JUDGES:

1. ChiefjusticeDS
2. PuppyOnTheRadio
3. Joe9320

CONCEPT:

For articles of inappropriate or offensive subject matter, those deemed to be of "bad taste". Drawing upon many timeless classics, from the gentle subtleties of Holocaust Tycoon, the sensitivity of The Diary of Anne Frank or the information packed knowledge-base that is Anal Glands, this is your chance to join a select genre of quality humour.

RULES:

1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
2. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
3. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
2. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

Top 3

• Aristocrat en Regalia: Zombiebaron & Sockpuppet of an unregistered user / CheddarBBQ
• First runner up: Mrthejazz

This Year's Articles

Username	Entry	Comment
Zombiebaron & Sockpuppet of an unregistered user	User:Zombiebaron/UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting	Boom headshot! (This article is a collaboration)
Mrthejazz	User:Mrthejazz/Hitler Pharmaceuticals	Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, genocide.
CheddarBBQ	Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic	Fill while we kill! (not done yet)
Cat the Colourful	User:Cat the Colourful/Cristh-o-fobia	Well... This is not so funny, but i wanted to do something like this!
Scofield	User:Scofield/UnScripts:9/11, how it happened	The story behind the terrorist attacks that shook us all.
Smuggler	User:Smuggler	T'was the Night Before Christmas
Colin "All your base" Heaney	User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/5th Trimester Abortion	Not completed as of yet. Done, unless I can think of anything else to add. Speaking of which, I'm hungry, I'll be right back...

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

QUALITY images only please!

JUDGES:

1. Sonje
2. Mhaille
3. Magic man

CONCEPT:

This category is designed to highlight images that, although are painfully funny, inspire the viewer with the desire to spork out their eyes due to guilt and self loathing at finding them amusing. As with the other categories this is NOT about shock or gore images, it is primarily about well crafted imagery that may just happen to press the wrong buttons.

RULES:

1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
2. All pictures must be original to the author in some way, either 'chopped to some degree, done entirely by the author, or be otherwise edited in some meaningful way. Basically, don't steal other people's images. You've been warned.
3. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
4. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
2. Quality - Just how well made IS the image?
3. Cleverness - Points are awarded for creativity, for well thought out images.
4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

Top 3

• Aristocrat en Regalia: Bucknut4
• First runner up: Zombiebaron
• Second runner up: Colin "All your base" Heaney

This Year's Images

Username	Entry	Comment
Putthatknifedown		Looks a bit rubbish I know --PUTTY 13:45, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
CheddarBBQ		Shit, I'm worse at chopping than I thought.
Imadoofus		This isn't a copy of Putthatknifedown's work, I just decided to make box art. Not very good, I know. A.J. Singer 20:33, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
Bucknut4		The newest playset that's sweeping the nation!
Cat the Colourful		This is the first pic i had EVER done myself! It took almost two weeks to do this! - Cat the Colourful 13:12 26.November, 2010
Zombiebaron		A rare snapshot of Adolf Hitler relaxing on vacation.
Mimo&maxus		I changed it. I think I have got more chances now. So, this is it. Uncyclopedia city. This is the area of uncyclopedia's bad boys
Sockadelic		Stalin, Hitler, Jesus and Santa sure seem to be having a great time. I'm less sure about the elf and the communist sign. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:23, 29 November 2010
ColinAYB		A lesser seen advertisement from the McCain camp, during his 2010 bid for re-election, which highlighted his significant contributions to the state in the field of not acknowledging the accomplishments of civil rights leaders... - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 04:59, Wednesday 01 December 2010 -

Competition closure 2010

Well done to all the winners, unlucky to all the losers, you're all winners for taking part but I doubt that will eclipse the shame and self-loathing you feel inside. See you all next year. --Chiefjustice3DS 16:36, December 10, 2010 (UTC)