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2010 WBA Bloodbath World Cup 2010 Bloodbath in South Africa
Teams	24 (from 1,000 entrants)
Host	South Africa
Champions	TBC
Matches Played	Count them yourself
Attendance	TBC
Total Deaths	TBC

The 2010 WBA Bloodbath World Cup or known as the 2010 Bloodbath in South Africa was held in 2010 in South Africa. Iraq was originally the host after finishing second in the 06 bids, but had to give the spot to somebody else as they announced they were no longer hosting the cup. This was caused by oil prices dramatically plunging in the country and the United States, Canada, and Mexico stealing oil from the oil-rich country (thank god, because us North Americans are the best). So 5 countries, USA, Canada, Mexico, England, and South Africa bided. The Three North Americans withdrew because we were to busy stealing oil. Leaving England and South Africa. England also realized that they needed oil too. So South Africa hosted.

Qualification

North America

• Mexico defeats Cuba 6-5
• USA defeats Greenland 9-4 after only 30 minutes
• Canada defeats Mongolia in cross-continental play 6-0.

South America

• Chile defeats rival Bolivia and then defeats arch-rival Peru
• Uruguay wins Paraguay 6-3
• Colombia gave a execution on Venezuela 11-0
• Argentina defeats Ecuador
• Brazil Destroys Guyana 16-0

Africa/Australasia

• Nigeria defeats Egypt
• Cameroon defeats Senegal 7-6
• Australia defeats New Zealand after crushing the other teams in the Oceania 8-1

Europe

• Spain crushes San Marino Infinity-0
• Belgium wins Latvia 7-4
• England wins arch-rival Scotland 7-6. Riots in Glasgow happened 6 minutes after the game.
• Estonia defeats Albania 1-0 after a sniper-kill
• France defeats Croatia 7-0
• Italy defeats Norway 6-3
• Denmark defeats rival Sweden 10-8 after a game that featured AK47's, Shotguns, Sledgehammers, and Crisco
• Germany defeats Austria 7-2
• Russia takes down Belarus 6-4, but due to Russia in Pizza Time, they gave it to Ireland.

Asia

• South Korea takes down rival North Korea 6-1, but withdrew
• Japan defeats India 4-0
• China defeats rivals Mongolia 1-0. Due to there small loss, they would play cross-continental with Canada, but lost. China withdrew due to political reasons.
• Iraq defeated rival Iran, but withdrew due to Oil prices sinking dramatically and oil being stolen. So Iran happily came in to the Tournament.
• Turkey defeats Palestine 80-0

South Africa 2010

A total of ten South African cities were selected to host the World Cup final tournament. The stadium capacities shown are all seated. Many of the stadiums have higher capacities for South African domestic Bloodbath matches as there are no safety regulations regarding spectator capacities. What, you think South African (black and white) Police have a death wish or something?

City	Original stadium	WC 2010 stadium names	Host club(s)	Capacity
Johannesburg	TMZ Stadium	Bloodbath City	Johannesburg Criminals	94,700
Durban	FreeGameDownloads Stadium	Spy Sheriff Hater Stadium	Wikipedia Fans	70,000
Cape Town	Hotdog Stadium	Google Stadium	South Africa Mfecane	70,000
Johannesburger	Burger City	The King of Burgers Field	Burger Lovers	62,567
Pretoria	LOL Park	LOL Must Be Destroyed Stadium	n00b haters	50,000
Port Elizabeth	Nelson Mandela PW3NS racists Field	We Hate Racism Stadium	Port Elizabeth Anti-Racists	48,000
Bloemfontein	Blow Up Ur Tires Park	Blow Up Ur Tires X-TREME Park	Bloemfontein Car Jackers	48,000
Nelspruit	China's Free Speech Field	Fruit Juice Field	Fruity 9'rs	46,000
Polokwane	Mona Mona Park	Shit Stadium	Polokwane Poopers	46,000
Rustenburg	Rust-eze Stadium	Lightning McQueen Tribute Stadium	Coal Lovers	42,000

Teams

• South Africa [1] (rank 30)
• United States [2] (rank 1)
• Ireland [3] (rank 2)
• Mexico [4] (rank 3)
• Germany [5] (rank 4)
• England [6] (rank 5)
• Brazil [7] (rank 6)
• Spain [8] (rank 7)
• Argentina [9] (rank 8)
• Canada [10] (rank 11)
• France [11] (rank 12)
• Denmark [12] (rank 14)
• Italy [13] (rank 15)
• Nigeria [14] (rank 16)
• Turkey [15] (rank 17)
• Australia [16] (rank 18)
• Colombia [17] (rank 19)
• Uruguay [18] (rank 20)
• Japan [19] (rank 21)
• Belgium [20] (rank 27)
• Chile [21] (rank 28)
• Cameroon [22] (rank 30)
• Estonia [23] (rank 40)
• Iran [24] (rank 67)

Groups

Groups were announced this Christmas

Pot A	Pot B	Pot C	Pot D	Pot E	Pot F
South Africa Chile Mexico Japan	Germany Iran Denmark Estonia	Argentina Brazil Spain Canada	Turkey England Colombia United States	Australia Nigeria Italy Uruguay	Cameroon France Belgium Ireland

Group A

Team	Pts	W	D	L	KD
Mexico	4	1	0	0	+5.5
South Africa	4	1	1	0	+5
Chile	2	0	2	0	0
Japan	0	0	0	2	-10

11 June 2010
	South Africa	7-2	Japan	Johannesburg
	Nelson Mandela (5), Johnson, Police Brutality	10:45	Yoshi, PaRappa the Rapper

In the Opener of the 2010 WBA Bloodbath World Cup South Africa was playing Japan. In the First 5 Minutes of the game Japanese Captain Hetusku Myatashi was beaten and killed by Police Brutality. Then Nelson Mandela had got a Hat-Trick. Getting the African Giants up 4-0. Then got 2 kills after launching smelly underwear. And Johnson, who was just a fan, had beaten up another Japanese player in Half Time making it South Africa 7-0 Japan as he got a spot in the Squad. However in the last minutes, Yoshi and PaRappa the Rapper played the game of there lives. Slowly getting 2 kills for Japan. But they could not save Japan from defeat. After this many South African homes had huge parties. Celebrating the Opener and the Win of South Africa. While in Hiroshima huge riots broke out 5 Seconds after the game.

11 June 2010
	Chile	2-2	Mexico	Cape Town
	Dennis the Menace, Some Random Chilean Guy	8:65	Lucho, Nachos

In the second game after South Africa vs Japan, It was Chile vs Mexico. First Lucho and Nachos had got the 2 first kills of the match. Then Some Random Chilean Guy got a kill for his nation. As the game looked it was going to be Mexico 2-1 Chile, Dennis the Menace got a last minute kill. Giving one point for both teams.

16 June 2010
	South Africa	5-5	Chile	Pretoria
	McCarthy (4), Car Jacker	2:00	Dennis the Menace (3), Apples n Bananas (2)

In a short game that only lasted 2 Hours, was a very good game. First, Dennis the Menace scored 3 kills. But McCarthy changed that giving South Africa a 4-3 lead. And Car Jacker got a kill for South Africa giving them a 5-3 lead. But Apples n Bananas didn't want that. So he got 2 more kills to secure a tie with Chile.

17 June 2010
	Mexico	5.5-0	Japan	Polokwane
	Nachos (4), Some Random Spanish Guy (1.5)	4:30

In a intense match between North American giants Mexico and Asian giants Japan, was brutal. First, Nachos had already destroyed 4 Japanese players with grenades and Crisco. Then, Rafael Marquez was subbed off for Some Random Spanish Guy. He had slayed one Japanese player then critically wounding PaRappa the Rapper, one of the best Japanese players. Lucky for Japan, he was saved in a local Hospital to play against Chile.

22 June 2010
	Mexico	-	South Africa	Bloemfontein
		9-6

Mexico win in a nacho bloode bathe by a little help of hitler in the second half

20 June 1994
	Japan	-	Chile	Rustenburg
		0:00

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