User:MinecraftPigeon/Archive 1

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Sockpuppetry

Hi,

The Uncyclopedia administration team has detected that you have been (presumably) abusively using three different accounts without any justification. As such, I have decided to sentence you to burn at the stake.

If you wish for a stay of execution or a governmental pardon, please reply to this message on one of your sock puppet accounts. Not two. Not three. One.

By the way, the Uncyclopedia team has determined this pattern of sock puppetry (using multiple accounts) via IP address logging.

See ya,

Your judge  Cassandra  (talk10:31pm  December 14, 2020


Hello Cassie,

I haven't done anything like the things I have been accused of. (at least I don't think so), I do use my account on my school's wifi with my friends and we edit the same page that I made. I'm going to assume that is why I am being accused of Sockpuppetry.

I am not quite sure what is going on apart from that.

- MinecraftPigeon

Now I understand. Sorry!  Cassandra  (talk) 22:51, 10 May 2021 (UTC)

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I see, I will make some sort of changes at some point. It will be the ultimate fake religion!

- MinecraftPigeon

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