User:MinecraftPigeon/Archive 1
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Sockpuppetry
Hi,
The Uncyclopedia administration team has detected that you have been (presumably) abusively using three different accounts without any justification. As such, I have decided to sentence you to burn at the stake.
If you wish for a stay of execution or a governmental pardon, please reply to this message on one of your sock puppet accounts. Not two. Not three. One.
By the way, the Uncyclopedia team has determined this pattern of sock puppetry (using multiple accounts) via IP address logging.
See ya,
Your judge Cassandra (talk) 10:31pm December 14, 2020
Hello Cassie,
I haven't done anything like the things I have been accused of. (at least I don't think so), I do use my account on my school's wifi with my friends and we edit the same page that I made. I'm going to assume that is why I am being accused of Sockpuppetry.
I am not quite sure what is going on apart from that.
- MinecraftPigeon
Jamal fishington
- As your article about Jamal fishington was voted for deletion by the community I cannot allow you to put it in the mainspace without some significant changes. For now I have deleted Jamal Fishington and ask for you to continue writing at User:MinecraftPigeon/Jamal fishington. Thanks, -- The Zombiebaron 19:51, 20 December 2020 (UTC)
I see, I will make some sort of changes at some point. It will be the ultimate fake religion!
- MinecraftPigeon
UnSignpost delivery
This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:39, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------
Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama
By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.
Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized
By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect!
Biopic
This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!
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UnSignpost News Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.
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