User:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“There are no f**king homosexuals in Iran ”
“Denial ”
“That's my son *snif* ”
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Black Humor! I don't get it, but then I haven't laughed at a black comedian since Al Jolson died. See more about Black humor. |
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Welcome to Ahmadinejad's Racist homepage[edit | edit source]
Hi it's me the evil Adolf I mean Mahmoud's user page. This is the page on wich you can go to my edit for and ask me any question you want. I'm still in retierment so I will not reply right away. HEIL AHMADINEJAD
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!
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My boxes[edit | edit source]
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. |
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
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This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200. |
This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This space for rent. |
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This user is a smelly unsophisticated corset that likes to bamboozle while living hopeless tooths fumble his can opener. |
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This user is the random sheer US Navy aircraft carrier that blessed their clitoris inside of your operating theaters so you must cryptically hurt them with a lava. |
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. |
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This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. |
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
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The above wasn't my fault! |
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. |
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! |
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
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This user does not know how to shot web. |
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THIS IS SPARTA! |
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This user likes to use userboxes. |
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. |
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This user's head A SPLODE. |
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This user raises their own chickenbox. |
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message » |
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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. |
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This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you. |
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This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls! |
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This user is a Ninjazi, with dominion over everything that goes "Sieg Heil". |
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This article is BS. Quit fucking around and please add some actual "content" to it. |
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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This fucker speaks Igpay Atinlay heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers. |
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This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be impeached and arrested |
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This user is Jewish, and probably caused all the wars in the world, ever. |
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This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such. |
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This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'". |
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. |
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This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country. |
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Allah himself has claimed that he loves his article and that it will not be destroyed like an infidel dog. Furthermore, the Jihad that was placed on this article has now been removed and its author will be proclaimed Muhammad. Fortunately, this article is sufficiently clothed and will not be blamed if it is raped.
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<option></option> <option>“I say to you that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.”
, Metropolis, 1927</option> <option>“For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, all seven deadly sins!”
</option> <option>“Thanks for the question, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad! I look forward to killing you soon!”
</option> <option>“Know your Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”
</option> <option>“I pity that foo'!”
</option> <option weight="2">“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”
</option> <option>“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”
</option> <option>“We have the ability to take Mahmoud Ahmadinejad out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability.”
</option> <option>“But what is the greatest evil? If you are going to epitomize evil, what is it? Is it the bomb? The greatest evil that one has to fight constantly, every minute of the day until one dies, is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”
</option> <option>“I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”
</option> <option>“WinAmp: It really whips the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's ass.”
</option> <option weight="2">“By Papal order, I have instructed my semi-elite squad of Clinjas to dispose of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”
</option> <option>“Maybe my darker instincts are correct about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Maybe the knowledge that I deny is the truth... the knowledge that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is dark and willing to destroy all things.”
</option> <option>“Where has Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gone? I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers.”
</option> <option>“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may die.”
</option> <option>“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg.”
</option> <option>“All your Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are belong to us.”
</option> <option>“Oh, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)”
</option> <option>“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive Mahmoud Ahmadinejad from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But Mahmoud Ahmadinejad moves amongst those within the gate freely, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad appears not a traitor; Mahmoud Ahmadinejad speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their arguments, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad rots the soul of a nation, works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the plague.”
</option> <option>“Get back here, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad I want to see your face when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!”
</option> <option>“Most of the evils of life rise from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”
</option> <option>“Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and you are a god.”
</option> <option>“An ant may well destroy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”
</option> <option>“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can be destroyed but not defeated.”
</option> <option>“We think there's too much burden placed on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to make up for empty areas in life.”“Those of us who love freedom must work together to do everything we can to disrupt, deny and bring to justice Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who has no soul, no conscience, who hates freedom.”
~ Leopold and Loeb on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
</option> <option></option> <option>“Fucking Mahmoud Ahmadinejads... The Mahmoud Ahmadinejads are responsible for all the wars in the world!”
</option> <option>“The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; Mahmoud Ahmadinejad alone is quite capable of every wickedness.”
</option> <option>“So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever Mahmoud Ahmadinejad from among the just, And shall cast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad into the furnace of fire: and there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.”
</option> <option>“The love of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the root of all evil.”
</option> <option>“The greatest of all evils is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”
</option> <option>“I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in his hands without a shudder of disgust.”
</option> <option>“Before we can study the central issues of life today, we must destroy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.”
</option> <option>“At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace Mahmoud Ahmadinejad throughout the world.”
</option> <option>“That's it! I've had it with these motherfuckin' Mahmoud Ahmadinejads on this motherfuckin' plane!”
</option>“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad came to ransom some, to save others, to redeem others. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ransomed those who were strangers and made them Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's own. And Mahmoud Ahmadinejad set Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's own apart, those whom Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave as a pledge according to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's plan. It was not just when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad appeared that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad voluntarily laid down Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's life, but Mahmoud Ahmadinejad voluntarily laid down Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's life from the very day the world came into being.”
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