User talk:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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for your lovely page you've earned the following

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has awarded you a Nuclear missile Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity This Template Will Self Destruct in seconds

~ 22:44, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Collaborative Videos

We have some issues with that format at the moment, refrain from working with it until further notice. I'm going to unban you now, make sure you don't use it for now. Thanks. ~ 15:14, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Are you planning to do anything with those images your uploading?

If not, stop uploading. Thanks. ~ 18:54, 24 March 2008 (UTC)