Uncyclopedia talk:Top 10 Articles of 2025/voting

The score

 1. Road Rage      : 116
 2. Video Essay    : 79
 3. Charlie Kirk   : 77
 5. Moccasins      : 71
 4. Gouverneur M.  : 75
 5. 9-11           : 42
 6. Antonio Brown  : 41
 7. Uncyc Gold     : 39
 8. Analog Horror  : 37
 10.(tie) PresWrest: 34
 10.(tie) AIBOPAAT : 34
 10.(tie) WarnerBrs: 34
11. China          : 32
12. Satan vs Tyson: 32
13. White people   : 31
14. F-K Hyperwar   : 30
20. Brain rot      : 30
15. Rachel Zegler  : 29
31. Why?:YSNVFMDJD : 28
17. HowTo:BYFHD    : 27
18. HowTo:CTFBGACYF: 26
19. UnPoetia:TPS   : 26
32. Reddit         : 25
21. MyFrozenBreath : 24
22. Boston         : 23
23. Holmium        : 22
25. Spider-Man     : 21
26. FA&FO          : 20
39. Donald Duck    : 20
27. Antipasta      : 19
40. HowTo:Orange   : 18
35. HowTo:POTUS    : 18
28. My Brawl       : 17
28. You Are In Debt: 17
38. Mario Kart     : 17
30. Tenet (film)   : 16
33. HarveyWeinstein: 15
34. Tel Aviv       : 15
36. WheelJesuitUni : 14
37. Water          : 14
52. Tesco          : 14
41. Cigarette butt : 10
42. DingoAteMyBaby : 10
46. EveryoneHitler : 10
43. Metalheads     : 8
44. Lawrencium     : 8
45. Rhode Island   : 8
47. IRS            : 8
48. Mutant Mammoth : 8
49. A splode       : 8
50. Shoutbox       : 7
51. ColinKaepernick: 7
53. Morning        : 6
54. Coors Light AM : 5
55. D. Maul's Diary: 5
56. Best Aristocrat: 5
57. Sarah Palin    : 4
58. Terraforming   : 4
59. Jangles (chimp): 2

Last time updated: 09:16, 30 January 2026 (UTC), by DaniPine3

The Graph

The dotted line is the minimum amount of points required to be in the top 10. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 16:37, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

More things have been added! Trend lines (they're the faded lines) have been added so you can see the future projections of each article. May remove if the graph gets too hectic 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 21:39, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

The talking

CURRENT STANDINGS (I might have miscounted.)

 1. Video Essay    : 36
 2. Road Rage      : 35
 3. Uncyc Gold     : 33
 4. Moccasins      : 30
 5. Gouverneur M.  : 26
 6. Antonio Brown  : 20
 7. Rachel Zegler  : 20
 8. Charlie Kirk   : 18
 9. Holmium        : 18
10. AIBOPAAT       : 15
11. Spider-Man     : 15
12. Warner Bros.   : 15
13. Cigarette butt : 12
14. Satan vs. Tyson: 12
15. MyFrozenBreath : 12
16. DingoAteMyBaby : 15
17. FA&FO          : 10
18. Water          : 10
19. 9-11           : 9
20. Reddit         : 9
21. Metalheads     : 8
22. You Are In Debt: 8
23. China          : 7
24. Mario Kart     : 7
25. Pres. Wrestling: 6
26. Tesco          : 6
27. Analog Horror  : 5
28. A splode       : 5
29. Coors Light AM : 5
30. D. Maul's Diary: 5
31. My Brawl       : 5
32. Best Aristocrat: 4
33. Shoutbox       : 4
34. UB:HTCMTBGACYF : 3
35. White people   : 3
36. ColinKaepernick: 2
37: Boston         : 1

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:26, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Wow, you've done something I would've never done... good job, mate! Well, except for the fact that I changed my votes last minute... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:29, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

I think I updated the list accordingly. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:33, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

hey Gergdown your article is at the top of the list! good job! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:36, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Dangggg!!! Can't believe it's actually 1st! Actually, I'm gonna thank YOU for voting it so high :) If I actually write the Top 1 article, that would be amazing. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:42, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: you're welcome :] it's a really funny article and it reserves being 1st place
just let's hope it stays that way when the voting ends... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:45, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

erm actually i would have taken video essay off of mine... if i even voted for it in the first place Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:46, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: And if you actually voted for Video essay, why would've you taken it off? I'd love for some feedback! :) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:59, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

'cause of what's happening at the rogers place right now Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 03:15, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Thanks for updating the list, Gergdown! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:37, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: You're welcome :) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:46, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: your article is on the lead again! congrats! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:12, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Dang, even with the Botson Bruins beating the Edmonton Oilers, the Canadian cock of Gergdown still remains strong! That's a lesson in life: When someone tries to one-up you, just show them your cock. It works 100% of the time! Until they report you to the feds. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:36, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

that sure is a way to phrase things...
well, anyways; you should beware that place #2 is only behind by one vote, so anything can happen. so don't be fooled by this momentary rush and don't forget to keep your Canadian cock har- yeah, I'm not going to continue this comparison. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:47, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Dang-it, you jinxed it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:50, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: either way, you're still almost guaranteed a top 3 Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:58, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Dang, you're beating all of us in the ass! Not even my little willy can beat you... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 18:59, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: surely there were many better ways to phrase that sentence... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:02, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Not sure whether that phrasing was intentional or unintentional. I can't decide which would be worse. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 19:05, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

definitely intentional; that's for sure 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I love dicks! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:05, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

somebody mind updating this for MrX's votes? General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 23:40, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Counting votes

There should be at least two people independently tallying the results as there are so many more votes than last year. I'm happy to do so. Voting should close in 2.5 hours ShabiDOO 21:33, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

I concour with the closing time Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:37, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling concur is concur!!! Obviously not concour!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:46, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

i haven't seen that word in so long Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:48, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

Its actually conqueure. I'm just saying ShabiDOO 23:23, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

Unofficial votes

I have the following (I must stress this is unofficial until someone else gives their own count and confirms with hard numbers):

• 117 Road Rage
• 88 Charlie Kirk
• 80 Video essay
• 72 Moccasins
• 70 Gouverneur Morris
• 44 9-11
• 42 Antonio Brown
• 41 Uncyclopedia Gold
• 37 Analog horror
• 35 An image built one pixel at a time
• Honourable mentions (32 each)
• Warner Bros
• Presidential Wrestling Classic

ShabiDOO 01:24, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: I've been counting An Image Built One Pixel At A Time's votes again and now I've actually come with a higher number - 35. maybe you didn't have such a high number because you didn't notice Turb0's vote, which was labeled by its initials. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:40, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Indeed, I've adjusted mine. Good shout. Could you just confirm Moccassin and Goubeneur Morris totals? Just want to be sure we have the same top 10 ShabiDOO 02:30, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Wanted to add an updated tally with full breakdown (final results, 2nd February 2026)

If anyone wanted it.
P.S. Full breakdown is inside 'View More'. Articles not listed here did not receive any votes.

1st: Road Rage (117)
2nd: Charlie Kirk (88)
3rd: Video essay (80)
4th: Gouverneur Morris (77)
5th: Moccasins (72)
6th: 9-11 (43)
7th: Antonio Brown (42)
8th: Uncyclopedia Gold (41)
9th: Analog horror (37)
10th: An image built one pixel at a time (35)
Joint 11th: Presidential Wrestling Classic, Warner Bros. (34)
Joint 12th: Boston, China (33)
Joint 13th: Brain rot, Satan vs. Tyson (32)
Joint 14th: Finno-Korean hyperwar, White people (31)
Joint 15th: Reddit, Why?:You should not vote for my dog. Just DON'T! (30)
16th: Rachel Zegler (29)
17th: HowTo:Commit Tax Fraud by Giving Away Your Chocolate Factory (28)
Joint 18th: HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down, UnPoetia:The Poop Sonnets (26)
19th: UnBooks:My frozen breath above the stars (24)
20th: Holmium (23)
Joint 21st: Antipasta, Mario Kart, Spider-Man (21)
Joint 22nd: Donald Duck, Fuck Around and Find Out (20)
23rd: My Brawl with Jason Voorhees on Halloween 1983 (19)
Joint 24th: HowTo:Become the President of the United States, HowTo:Eat an orange (18)
Joint 25th: Harvey Weinstein, Tenet, You Are In Debt (16)
Joint 26th: Tel Aviv, UnNews:A dingo ate my baby (15)
Joint 27th: A Splode, Tesco, Water, Wheeling Jesuit University (14)
28th: Best aristocrat ever (13)
Joint 29th: Cigarette butt, Everyone is Hitler (11)
Joint 30th: Internal Revenue Service, Lawrencium, Metalheads, Mutant Mammoth of Mayhem, Rhode Island, Shoutbox (8)
31st: Colin Kaepernick (7)
32nd: Morning (6)
Joint 33rd: Aragorn, UnBooks:Darth Maul's Diary, Unfomercials:Coors Light Presents: The American Man (5)
Joint 34th: Sarah Palin, Terraforming (4)
35th: Jangles (2)

Road Rage / 2 + 12 + 6 + 1 + 3 + 5 + 8 + 10 + 1 + 6 + 10 + 7 + 8 + 12 + 12 + 4 + 10 = 117
Charlie Kirk / 5 + 12 + 1 + 7 + 1 + 7 + 7 + 10 + 12 + 1 + 10 + 3 + 7 + 5 = 88
Video essay / 10 + 10 + 7 + 8 + 2 + 12 + 2 + 5 + 12 + 7 + 5 = 80
Gouverneur Morris / 7 + 12 + 12 + 10 + 10 + 2 + 10 + 12 + 1 + 1 = 77
Moccasins / 8 + 6 + 12 + 2 + 10 + 8 + 4 + 7 + 10 + 5 = 72
9-11 / 8 + 1 + 5 + 5 + 4 + 12 + 8 = 43
Antonio Brown / 2 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 3 + 7 = 42
Uncyclopedia Gold / 8 + 1 + 4 + 7 + 7 + 8 + 2 + 4 = 41
Analog horror / 1 + 4 + 3 + 8 + 7 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 8 + 1 = 37
An image built one pixel at a time / 1 + 4 + 4 + 7 + 4 + 3 + 12 = 35
Presidential Wrestling Classic / 6 + 3 + 5 + 10 + 10 = 34
Warner Bros. / 4 + 3 + 8 + 2 + 8 + 3 + 6 = 34
Boston / 1 + 4 + 10 + 8 + 10 = 33
China / 7 + 12 + 6 + 2 + 6 = 33
Brain rot / 1 + 12 + 1 + 7 + 2 + 6 + 3 = 32
Satan vs. Tyson / 12 + 2 + 8 + 10 = 32
Finno-Korean hyperwar / 12 + 6 + 12 + 1 = 31
White people / 3 + 4 + 2 + 12 + 10 = 31
Reddit / 6 + 3 + 3 + 4 + 4 + 10 = 30
Why?:You should not vote for my dog. Just DON'T! / 6 + 12 + 12 = 30
Rachel Zegler / 10 + 2 + 4 + 10 + 3 = 29
HowTo:Commit Tax Fraud by Giving Away Your Chocolate Factory / 3 + 6 + 8 + 6 + 5 = 28
HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down / 10 + 6 + 4 + 6 = 26
UnPoetia:The Poop Sonnets / 12 + 7 + 7 = 26
UnBooks:My frozen breath above the stars / 12 + 12 = 24
Holmium / 2 + 4 + 6 + 5 + 6 = 23
Antipasta / 7 + 12 + 2 = 21
Mario Kart / 7 + 6 + 4 + 4 = 21
Spider-Man / 6 + 10 + 3 + 2 = 21
Donald Duck / 8 + 5 + 7 = 20
Fuck Around and Find Out / 8 + 3 + 3 + 6 = 20
My Brawl with Jason Voorhees on Halloween 1983 / 2 + 4 + 1 + 12 = 19
HowTo:Become the President of the United States / 8 + 5 + 2 + 3 = 18
HowTo:Eat an orange / 5 + 6 + 7 = 18
Harvey Weinstein / 3 + 6 + 7 = 16
Tenet / 12 + 2 + 2 = 16
You Are In Debt / 8 + 3 + 5 = 16
Tel Aviv / 5 + 6 + 4 = 15
UnNews:A dingo ate my baby / 10 + 5 = 15
A Splode / 5 + 6 + 3 = 14
Tesco / 6 + 8 = 14
Water / 3 + 7 + 4 = 14
Wheeling Jesuit University / 8 + 6 = 14
Best aristocrat ever / 4 + 8 + 1 = 13
Cigarette butt / 6 + 5 = 11
Everyone is Hitler / 8 + 2 + 1 = 11
Internal Revenue Service / 3 + 5 = 8
Lawrencium / 5 + 3 = 8
Metalheads / = 8
Mutant Mammoth of Mayhem / = 8
Rhode Island / 7 + 1 = 8
Shoutbox / 7 + 1 = 8
Colin Kaepernick / 2 + 5 = 7
Morning / 4 + 2 = 6
Aragorn / = 5
UnBooks:Darth Maul's Diary / = 5
Unfomercials:Coors Light Presents: The American Man / = 5
Sarah Palin / = 4
Terraforming / = 4
Jangles / = 2

Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 00:31, 3 February 2026 (UTC)