Uncyclopedia talk:Top 10 Articles of 2025/voting

The score

 1. Road Rage      : 106
 2. Video Essay    : 79
 3. Gouverneur M.  : 75
 4. Charlie Kirk   : 67 
 5. Moccasins      : 50
 6. Uncyc Gold     : 39
 7. China          : 32
 8. Antonio Brown  : 41
 9. White people   : 31
10. Rachel Zegler  : 29
11. Warner Bros.   : 25
12. Brain rot      : 24
13. MyFrozenBreath : 24
14. Pres. Wrestling: 24
15. Analog Horror  : 23
16. Holmium        : 22
17. HowTo:BYFHD    : 21
18. Spider-Man     : 21
19. HowTo:CTFBGACYF: 21
20. 9-11           : 19
21. Antipasta      : 19
22. F-K Hyperwar   : 18
23. AIBOPAAT       : 15
24. Reddit         : 15
25. HarveyWeinstein: 15
26. Tel Aviv       : 15
27. Boston         : 15
28. FA&FO          : 14
29. Satan vs. Tyson: 14
30. Mario Kart     : 13
31. Donald Duck    : 13
32. UnPoetia:TPS   : 12
33. You Are In Debt: 12
34. Tenet (film)   : 12
35. Cigarette butt : 10
36. DingoAteMyBaby : 10
37. Water          : 10
38. Metalheads     : 8
39. WheelJesuitUni : 8
40. Lawrencium     : 8
41. Rhode Island   : 8
42. HowTo:POTUS    : 8
43. EveryoneHitler : 8
44. IRS            : 8
45. MutantMammoth  : 8
46. Shoutbox       : 7
47. ColinKaepernick: 7
48. Tesco          : 6
49. Why?:YSNVFMDJD : 6
50. My Brawl       : 5
51. A splode       : 5
52. Coors Light AM : 5
53. D. Maul's Diary: 5
54. HowTo:Orange   : 5
55. Best Aristocrat: 4
56. Sarah Palin    : 4
57. Terraforming   : 4
58. Jangles (chimp): 2

Last time updated: 02:16, 16 January 2026 (UTC), by DaniPine3

The Graph

The dotted line is the minimum amount of points required to be in the top 10. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:37, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

More things have been added! Trend lines (they're the faded lines) have been added so you can see the future projections of each article. May remove if the graph gets too hectic 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:39, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

The talking

CURRENT STANDINGS (I might have miscounted.)

 1. Video Essay    : 36
 2. Road Rage      : 35
 3. Uncyc Gold     : 33
 4. Moccasins      : 30
 5. Gouverneur M.  : 26
 6. Antonio Brown  : 20
 7. Rachel Zegler  : 20
 8. Charlie Kirk   : 18
 9. Holmium        : 18
10. AIBOPAAT       : 15
11. Spider-Man     : 15
12. Warner Bros.   : 15
13. Cigarette butt : 12
14. Satan vs. Tyson: 12
15. MyFrozenBreath : 12
16. DingoAteMyBaby : 15
17. FA&FO          : 10
18. Water          : 10
19. 9-11           : 9
20. Reddit         : 9
21. Metalheads     : 8
22. You Are In Debt: 8
23. China          : 7
24. Mario Kart     : 7
25. Pres. Wrestling: 6
26. Tesco          : 6
27. Analog Horror  : 5
28. A splode       : 5
29. Coors Light AM : 5
30. D. Maul's Diary: 5
31. My Brawl       : 5
32. Best Aristocrat: 4
33. Shoutbox       : 4
34. UB:HTCMTBGACYF : 3
35. White people   : 3
36. ColinKaepernick: 2
37: Boston         : 1

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:26, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Wow, you've done something I would've never done... good job, mate! Well, except for the fact that I changed my votes last minute... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:29, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

I think I updated the list accordingly. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:33, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

hey Gergdown your article is at the top of the list! good job! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:36, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Dangggg!!! Can't believe it's actually 1st! Actually, I'm gonna thank YOU for voting it so high :) If I actually write the Top 1 article, that would be amazing. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:42, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: you're welcome :] it's a really funny article and it reserves being 1st place
just let's hope it stays that way when the voting ends... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:45, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

erm actually i would have taken video essay off of mine... if i even voted for it in the first place Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:46, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: And if you actually voted for Video essay, why would've you taken it off? I'd love for some feedback! :) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:59, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

'cause of what's happening at the rogers place right now Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 03:15, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Thanks for updating the list, Gergdown! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:37, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: You're welcome :) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 03:46, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: your article is on the lead again! congrats! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:12, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Dang, even with the Botson Bruins beating the Edmonton Oilers, the Canadian cock of Gergdown still remains strong! That's a lesson in life: When someone tries to one-up you, just show them your cock. It works 100% of the time! Until they report you to the feds. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:36, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

that sure is a way to phrase things...
well, anyways; you should beware that place #2 is only behind by one vote, so anything can happen. so don't be fooled by this momentary rush and don't forget to keep your Canadian cock har- yeah, I'm not going to continue this comparison. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:47, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Dang-it, you jinxed it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 03:50, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: either way, you're still almost guaranteed a top 3 Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:58, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Dang, you're beating all of us in the ass! Not even my little willy can beat you... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:59, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: surely there were many better ways to phrase that sentence... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:02, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Not sure whether that phrasing was intentional or unintentional. I can't decide which would be worse. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 19:05, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

definitely intentional; that's for sure 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I love dicks! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:05, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

somebody mind updating this for MrX's votes? General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 23:40, 12 January 2026 (UTC)