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Article: Worst 100 Nutty Conspiracy Theories of All Time	Score: -2
Nominated by:	OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 00:45, 29 January 2026 (UTC)OrdinaryJoe1234
For: 2	For. AtomicAnon (talk) 14:43, 9 February 2026 (UTC)  For. I think this one's pretty good. not much else to say.Deemox (talk) 14:50, 12 February 2026 (UTC) Deemox (talk) 14:50, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
Against: 4	Against. Comment IS noted!! BUT having attempted 4 of my own "Top 100" lists AND noting the blatant quality/length falloff after #60 shows that the real reason so many are blank is because they simply couldn't come up with any more. Been there, done that: the first few are easy and then its a chore. It's less intentional, and more "100 was way more than i thought it was." The joke would fly soooo much better if it was missing maybe 9-11 lines... not 37 whole lines. MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 12:25, 29 January 2026 (UTC)  Half against. The disappearing joke could be shortened and more content could be added Purplexed INSULT ME!!! 18:12, 3 February 2026 (UTC)  Half against. Wasn't a huge fan, sorry! Also, 100 is a lot of items, there's a reason Cracked.com stuck with 10, but sure you don't got 38 more conspiracies in you??? Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 07:40, 6 February 2026 (UTC)  Against. Like MK and Purplexed said, maybe 9-11 lines missing, then keep going normally. 17:58, 8 February 2026 (UTC)  Against. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 14:55, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Before you go and complain, conspiracy theories number 16 through 54 being blank are intentional. OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 00:45, 29 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. Also, I'm just a real big fan of commenting! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 07:40, 6 February 2026 (UTC) Comment. Here's one conspiracy: "9/11 was done by the Saudis!" A real kooky one. No one will believe it... Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 08:03, 6 February 2026 (UTC) Comment. Here's another one! "Jeffrey Epstein is alive in Cabo Verde" Wait, shit, that's a real one. My bad! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 08:04, 6 February 2026 (UTC) Comment. I got a few more in me. "Seed oils aren't real, there's actually a giant nose the size of Burj Khalifa which we ritually massage for its oily essence." Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 08:06, 6 February 2026 (UTC) Comment. "DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person." --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:20, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

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