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Article: HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey	Score: 11 turkeys
Nominated by:	—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:10, 2 November 2009
For: 13	Nom+For. Something about turkeys. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:10, 2 November 2009 Turkey. Nice food. Nice cantry. Nice wezar. Byramids! • FreddCan Shredd • • • 15:34, November 2, 2009 (UTC) For. This was nominated last year, I think, but ultimately wasn't featured because it wasn't nommed near Thanksgiving. But now it's all good! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:36, Nov 2 2009 For. I enjoyed it. ChiefjusticeDS 09:01, November 3, 2009 (UTC) For. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 07:30, November 5, 2009 (UTC) For. This article's a turkey. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:26, November 6, 2009 (UTC) I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:26, November 9, 2009 (UTC) For. It's fresher now.--    14:58, November 9, 2009 (UTC) For. InMooseWeTrust 17:48, November 9, 2009 (UTC) For. However the newly added links are a bit distracting for me. Or maybe I had too much coffee just now. *twitch**twitch* ~ 14:50, November 12, 2009 (UTC) For Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:53, November 22, 2009 (UTC) For. But feature it on Thanksgiving! Andorin Kato 01:44, November 26, 2009 (UTC) For. MrN 02:06, Nov 26
Against: 2	Against. What the? This article isn't funny. It could be extremely offensive to many people, and it just doesn't have any pizzazz or sparkle or edge to it. So, NO. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 05:27, November 6, 2009 (UTC) reluctant against due to the alarming lack of links. if this isn't corrected soon, i'll do it myself, because this article is awesome. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:15, November 8, 2009 (UTC) I'm assuming that vote is struck now Gerry. Please correct me if I am mistaken. MrN 02:06, Nov 26 Go for it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:32, November 9, 2009 (UTC) Well, it looks like DrStrange already went ahead with it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:08, 10 November 2009 I even added advice to resist the temptation to run over small children with a shopping cart like an SUV.--    13:20, November 10, 2009 (UTC)  Against.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   22:05, Sunday 15 November 2009
Comments	Can we have this featured on Thanksgiving? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:39, November 10, 2009 (UTC) Which nation's Thanksgiving? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:34, November 12, 2009 (UTC) That of the USA, naturally. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:45, 12 November 2009 Ah, the Union of South Africa. Excellent. I always did enjoy time travelling turkey. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:10, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

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