Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Hack your iPhone

Article: HowTo:Hack your iPhone	Score: -2 Hackers
Nominated by:	Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 06:58, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
For: 8	SN+F Been working on this for a few weeks, EMC said it was ready, so why not.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 06:58, 13 January 2008 (UTC) iFor --BurekSP 12:33, 13 January 2008 (UTC) iDig the sheer hatred for the read in this article is hilarious. --THINKER 13:38, 13 January 2008 (UTC) For I actually quite liked this - UnIdiot \| Talk? \| Theme - 17:22, Jan 13 For --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 18:34, Jan. 13, 2008 SCREW THIS.....I'm getting a Blueberry. Loganberry? Blackberry? -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) iDig Very humorous article. Definitely deserves this. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 03:51, 14 January 2008 (UTC) Weak for The anger of the article lowers my self-esteem. : ( Other than that, it's alright. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:13, Jan. 14, 2008
Against: 10	Against. - I really didn't find it funny, sorry (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 13, 12:53 Against - Too much of the humor is dependent upon the article screaming at the reader in boldface. --Dr. Love 17:16, 13 January 2008 (UTC) That was the point.Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:28, 13 January 2008 (UTC) Against. I find it irritating, rather than funny. Too much shouting and anger. And what's left when you strip that away is OK but not special. Sorry. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:56, 13 January 2008 (UTC) Against. Thank you, I had to take my anxiety medication after reading this because the yelling scared me. But seriously, it's a little over the top, and I don't see how it ties in to the rest of the article. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 19:22, 13 January 2008 (UTC) Against. I'm sorry, but a frustrated narrator is kind of overdone, and that's mostly what the article's about. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:09 Jan 13, 2008 Against EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 20:25, Sunday 13 January 2008 Against Not feature worthy.-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 22:02, 14 January 2008 (UTC) Against. Should I buy one to find out if the yelling is necessary? -- Lambic HarkHark! 00:38, 15 January 2008 (UTC) Against. - the yelling is over the top and I don't find this all that funny. --Æ 00:54, 16 January 2008 (UTC) Against With all the HowTos being written nowadays, most of them follow the same conventions. This isn't to say the conventions are necessarily bad, just overdone and therefore stale. To make these things any more than just more of the same, you have to bring something new to the table. And this does not.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:20, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I agree that the encyclopedic conventions of this article are bypassed, but thats why it is HowTo rather than mainspace. I find the yelling quite funny in a Coach DeMarino sort of way. --THINKER 18:48, 13 January 2008 (UTC) To the people who think that the yelling is a bad thing, I was trying yo go with idea that all iPhone owners think that they have better phones and are therefor better than everyone else. Sorry if that was lost, and if you would please reread it and reconsider, I would greatly appreciate it.Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:35, 13 January 2008 (UTC) I toned down most of the yelling to more of a distaste for the reader in normal case. Is that better?--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:00, 13 January 2008 (UTC) Strong meh. Okay, so now it's not so heavily reliant on the angry-narrator bit, but, to be honest, it just didn't tickle my funny bone. Possibly because I have no soul. Well, I do, but it's in the shop, and they've got a team of priests working on it. Sorry. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:41 Jan 14, 2008 Strong fnord. See, I liked HowTo:Mail a Letter because it sounded like a piss-and-vinegar-filled rambling schmuck... this, however, is more like a half-coherent hateshit rant. It tries too hard to insult the audience; I think a lot more could be accomplished with a lot less. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 15:56, 14 January 2008 (UTC)