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Article: BIBLE!

Score: 14.5 Supernatural tabloids

Nominated by: Saberwolf116 14:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
For: 14.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom & For. The atheist likes this. A lot. Saberwolf116 14:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Vonderkind Where did this come from? A standing ovation, I sit down, and get up for another. Aleister 16:05 6 7
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Obvious For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:11, 6 July 2010
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:50, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For. Rabbi knocks one off the wrist again. How does he do it and work as an Admin?? Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:56, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
    This is supposed to be work...? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:57, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Pharoe can suck my cock hahahahahahah ~Jewriken.GIF 18:21, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Rabbi shows that even admins still have some good articles up their sleeves.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 07:39, July 06 2010 UTC
  8. Pacman.svg HOLYSHIT! That's much better than the boring old Bible, but not as good as this. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 20:34,6July,2010
  9. Bless. 99.24.202.132 21:02, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  10. For. When does the next issue come out? -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 17:11 EST 6 July, 2010
  11. For. I don't know a whole lot about photoshopping, but I'm guessing this took a lot of time. Congrats, good stuff. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:13, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  12. For. HAAA!!! Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:15, Jul 7 09:15, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  13. For. Really rather special. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:25, Jul 7
  14. Strong For. Though I generally don't believe a word of what's written in those tabloids. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:41, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
  15. For --Sog1970 16:59, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Comments

Sometimes, I'm reminded of why I love Uncyclopedia: I've had a pretty shitty day today involving incompetent idiots in the lower echelons of the government and their inability to send important letters out on time, plus a crap couple of days in general. Then I get home, fire up the old laptop to send off a couple of pissed-off e-mails, check Uncyc and here's my article in VFH (and a Welshman won second place in le Tour today too). Many thanks, guys - I'll put in a good word for you all with the G-Man when I get to Heaven (he'll listen to me 'cos I'm one of the Chosen People, naturally). :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:46, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Fuckin' arseholes with Dole money aren't they? You should send somehting simialr to my Bank Letter</whore>--Sycamore (Talk) 16:50, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
Yep. The worst of it is, I don't even have to do this course - I signed up for it because I could do with the Office Management Health and Safety qualification on my cv. However, because the letter wasn't sent until almost a week after the interview date, I'm judged as having failed to attend a mandatory interview. Like you say - bastards. They might just get a copy of that letter. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:28, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
I think you're setting us up for a group hug... /me crosses my fingers--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 07:39, July 06 2010 UTC

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