UnNews talk:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE

This is Illogicopedia-type content. I suppose that in itself is an irony-based joke. Considering Zombiebaron did it, I know it was on purpose. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:45, Jun. 9, 2008

I'm not sure I understand. I wrote this because I thought it was funny. Is that irony? If so, then, yes, I did that part on purpose. All this other nonsense was a mistake. -- The Zombiebaron 01:47, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Being random for the sake of making fun of being random is still being random. It's like being a copycat serial killer making fun of an original serial killer; in the end you're both serial killers. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:49, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Guys, lay off ZB. Who cares. We're all cool, so let's lay off, right?   Le Cejak • <1:51, 11 Jun 2008>

I love not caring as much as the next guy, but I perceive this article as an injustice and a blemish. It doesn't deserve to exist on Uncyclopedia. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:54, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

To: Mr. Killer Toad, From: El Jek, Re: His Previous Statement. nah.   Le Cejak • <1:56, 11 Jun 2008>

When did I say that I was being random? I did, in fact, partly explain the reasoning behind this article in the article itself. Go find it. -- The Zombiebaron 01:57, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

I say man, have you gone off the deep end? Lost your noodle, so to speak? Severed all ties with reality and logic? At any rate you've positively lost your marbles. Maybe haven't lost your mind yet though. Such odd things. Minds, that is. They keep sitting there, thinking. Always thinking. Unless they're asleep of course. Then they're sleep-thinking. I don't know what that is but my psychiatrist assures me that's what happens when I'm sleeping. I wonder. If psychiatrists help you with your mind, who helps them with their minds? Maybe they don't have minds, and that's why he knows so much about mine. I can't figure anybody who relies on a mind would be much of an expert on its workings.....<fade into insanity> -RAHB 04:58, 9 June 2008 (UTC)