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No I'm not talking about how the UnSignpost is continuously dependant on one (sometimes two) person(s) to finish it.

It's just that someone (or something?) needs to distribute today's UnSignpost. Gerrycheevers asked MrN9000, but he hasn't been active yet (and his talkpage has been vandalised). Mnbvcxz was active today, I think, but he's not active now, I think. Maybe Fnoodle can help us out? Then again, it's hard to tell whether Dr. Skullthumper is active or not for the moment...

Also, new sig!!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:26, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Give it an hour for one of them to show up. If none of them do, I'll hand-deliver it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:00, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

You will? I was almost offering to do it myself... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:05, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. I will. Go write something. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:09, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

This is a crazy idea, but maybe you could have asked on my talkpage? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:19 Apr 10, 2009

Which one? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:34, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

This one. Idiots. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:36, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Users I didn't deliever to

• Joe SheA - locked talkpage
• Kip the Dip - Internal error that won't go away.

Yeah. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:59, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Also...

I demand bot status for myself now. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:04, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Fuck, I did that once, and swore never again. Thanks Dex. --UU - natter 14:02, Apr 10

Rumours of a crisis have been greatly understated

I'm talking about how it's mainly Gerry doing all the work again though. Seriously, I'm overworked IRL at the moment, and Gerry's underpaid, and it'd be nice if he didn't end up repeating his cycle of burning out after 3 months' intensive activity and disappearing for several months this time. Anyone wanting to contribute stories in the press room would be very welcome to. Perhaps something on this writing competition we seem to have recently had? I assume it's over, I judged some articles and everything. --UU - natter 14:02, Apr 10

I'll see what I can do to help. Perhaps a summary of Poo Lit?--    18:17, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Would be gratefully received. --UU - natter 18:23, Apr 10

Bee tee dubs, this is a little off-topic, but holy shit, Gerry's been a fantastic UnSignpost writer. That being said, GET THE MAN SOME HELP. I'd do a story myself, but I'm kinda on-and-off lately and can't promise anything. Writing for the UnSignpost isn't really some kind of full-time job, there's really only two or three stories per issue, so really, anyone can do it so long as they have anything vaguely Uncyc-related to write about. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:32 Apr 10, 2009

Well, I'd do it if I could have it not be about Uncyclopedia... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:34, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Nah, that's what forums are for. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:40 Apr 10, 2009

Maybe we can have an article about Dexter's bottific delivering of UnSignposts and his idiotic whoring extravaganza. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:41, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

It's amazing. I whore something enough and it gets placed on VFH! IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:47, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

A wizard did it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:48, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Speaking of things, did you read that page that I wrote that one time? It was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:06, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it was fantastic. Wait. Did I nom it yet? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:51, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

No, not that one. It's about unicorns! It's in my notebook. I'll totally dig it out of my locker after gym class if you trade me your baloney sandwich for my yogurt. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:35, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Here, you can have it. I'm not that hungry now, anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:26, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Beauty. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Big Hairy Penis alert...

Big hairy penis here with your big hairy penis of the day. I have a penis. That is all.

In other some such news, I'm somewhat back, and if i can remember how to turn onTHEDUDEBOT I might be able to deliver it again. In other words. Penis. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:00, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Also, RAHB. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:03, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Also, also, Penispenispenis. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 09:55, 14 April 2009 (UTC)