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The Olympics recognizes the best of sporting achievement... sadly we couldn't run half a mile between us without going into the biggest fit of hyperventilation ever known by man ever. So that is why we will be recognizing the worst, lamest, stupidest shit we can collectively produce... alone.

Repeat - Worst/Stupidest articles and pictures

Competition will take place in the various ancient disciplines I just made up 2 seconds ago;

• Blearchery - The worst of parodying (ie. parody an article the worst possible way conceivable)
• Pole Revolting - The worst of News
• Shiteput - The worst of image editing

However; MOST IMPORTANT RULE! all entries must contain...

1. ) A Monkey
2. ) Have some connection to the Olympics.

There will be (metaphorical) medals awarded! Constructed of the finest ICU (3rd), VFD (2nd) and QVFD (1st)!

Keep them in your userspace (User:username/popopopo) until reviewing. Competition starts as of right now and ends on the 5th of July!

Who will win? Who cares?

Blearchery

• Insert example like this with link and signature --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:58, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
• Umm are you looking for something like this? --Hyperbole 23:21, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Hell yeps --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:09, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Pole Revolting

YES THIS IS NOW CENTRAL TO MY LIFE Ж Kalir _{hippies! yay!} 12:46, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Shiteput

Insert images like this --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:09, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Media Coverage (ie. Talk 'n shit)

• I'll probably enter the running competition. Some of my least-finest works include You Are Gay, Fisher Price: Simpsons Edition, Mr winkler is DEAD, Goatseipods and UnNews:Insert Headline Here. I have the parody skills of those Epic Movie directors. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 12:23, Jun. 15, 2008
  • Wow. They are actually clever, thus not shit enough for this competition. You get the Lifetime Achievement Medal though. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:36, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
    • Mr winkler is GAY + You Are Dead = Not shitty enough? -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 19:21, Jun. 20, 2008

OMG I was totally thinking of doing something like this, but I didn't know how you would compete or whatever. Also, isn't this a little like PLS? Looks good, though... Oh and shouldn't you make a more permanent page in your userspace, about this? - [12:38 15 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Hey, DJ, do you want help judging or making templates. If you want medals I can possibly lend a hand, too. - [12:53 15 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Judging within the CMC sounds like a good idea... unless you want to enter :S --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:55, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Judging within the CMC? How do you mean? I was just saying I was willing to help in anyway possible, including chopping pictures...but I'm also interested in this "judging in the CMC" idea thing you have! It's a good project/idea thing, this is... - [13:00 15 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I wanna enter but I don't have anything olympic themed! :((((   Le Cejak • <16:02, 15 Jun 2008>

You can be stupid right? Well 5 minutes of your stupid time can produce some beautiful crap --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:24, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

But I like my stupid time: I can't just go around using it.   Le Cejak • <16:26, 15 Jun 2008>

But,

Will there be steroid screenings? -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:09, 16 Jun

Hopefully. There are so few occassions where it's okay to pee in a cup. I found that out after a coworker thought his coffee tasted odd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:25, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I learned that lesson last time they said they were doing drug testing at work... I brought the cup over, and she was like "GET THAT OUT OF HERE!" and I was so startled I spilled it on her keyboard... --Hyperbole 23:35, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Really? When I was told that I'd be taking part in "random" drug testing, I just reached across the desk, grabbed my boss's mug, dumped it and refilled it. That'll learn him for accusing me of being a stoner, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:59, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

I took a urine test the other day. . . turns out I prefer the diet to the regular or caffeine-free.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 10:05, 19 June 2008 (UTC)