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Hi guys, Im not dead yet. Im just busy getting my work on. Im working now. Thats weird huh? Who would hire me? A label and box company would, go figure. Although its easier to explain than saying that I work for Estee Lauder. --Nytrospawn 22:42, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Do you do that sniffy thing that Hannibal Lector does? Or a more cultured one like from Scent of a Woman? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I go for the cocaine snort --Nytrospawn 22:52, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Woo! Mhaille's not dead! Oh this was written by Nytrospawn. Well, I'm glad you're not dead, too.--<<>> 22:48, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Woo! Brad's not dead! Oh, Mhaille too. Oh, Nytrospawn too. Well who is dead, then? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:27, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Zombiebaron, duh.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:34, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Thats not entirely true is it? He's a bit like Schrödinger's cat, but with more hair balls. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Oh, Mhaille. You and your balls... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:01, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

By the way, if anyone is interested, I sell regurgitated hair at wholesale prices out of my step-mom's basement. One-hundred percent feline, guaranteed. E-mail me if you're interested.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:22, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

That is so freaky, I also work for a label company. No boxes though. Guess you have me there then. but you need it for all that Schrödinger's cat stuff .--Vosnul 11:22, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Spooky, I neither work for a label company or a box company, however I noticed the Postman delivered several examples of both today. One box was quite large, and my three-legged cat has spent all morning sitting in it. Coincidence? I think not... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Someone sent me a cat's leg in the post today. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:24, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

What did the label say before you opened it ? Just professional interest. --Vosnul 14:09, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

It said that it was from someone named Pandora. Was I not supposed to open it? --66.102.80.239 14:14, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

IP ALERT! We must flame incongruously until I learn to use the correct words for stuff.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:39, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Disruption on Wikipedia

I got banned from Wikipedia for using the word "Conspiracy Theory" as disruption. Violating WP:CIVILITY I could accept as a good reason, but disruption is not a very good reason. --Jtaylor115:49, 23 June 2007 (UTC).

But at least you're not dead. Or at least, I assume you're not since you chose to post in this topic. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:16, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

If he was banned from wikipedia, he might as well be dead. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:50, 23 Jun 2007

Wikipedia's great and all, but the people there suck.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:29, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Sure but being banned from it, thats like basically saying you no longer exist. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:13, 24 June 2007

P.S. I'm not dead either! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:14, 24 June 2007

Really? I didn't know you were here at all. Oh well. You were.........missed while you were away? Yeah, that's it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:38, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm not banned from Wikipedia, but then I've only made less than ten edits, so I've probably not being picked up on the radar yet. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Welcome to the social group of disgruntled ex-Wikipedians. I really oughta start that up sometime. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:38, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

It's called Uncyclopedia. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:41, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia, eh? Sounds dreadful. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:20, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

'tis. They satirize everything there. It's like they have no respect for peoples' insane beliefs. Plus their "humour" is all of the potty variety. Frankly, it would disgust me if I wasn't such a hypocrite. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:24, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

We're speaking about my crisis. First, sorry I can't create a new forum and Second, I can't log in because GPLSNET is filtered. I think Wikipedia Administrator Alkivar blocked me with a very bad reason. The reason should be "Violates WP:CIVILITY" not "Disruption". They need to read the Wikipedia's Assuming Good Faith policy and try being more reasonable than trying to be jerks and blocking with rude reasons. -- Jtaylor115:12, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Um you do realise that we have nothing to do with Wikipedia right? If you've been banned there, you need to talk to them about it, we can't help you...~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 04:38, 26 June 2007

How Do Any of You Know if You're Dead?

Well? You are all making claim's that you're dead. Well, how do You know that you have ever been born? How do you know that you haven't died and that you're just having one giant flashback? How do you know if you're just not some character in someone's video game/book/movie/sick, crappy story? YOU DON'T!!! Have I thrown your entire perception of reality out of whack? No? Fine. Nevermind then... --Dexter111344 16:25, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

I know that I was born, and am now dead because I read the facts available on Uncyclopedia! --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 23:52, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

I direct everybody to the movie "The Sixth Sense". --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:57, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

I am also not dead

Just putting that out there.--Procopius 04:13, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

So, the rumours aren't true. Rumours I started, granted. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:25, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Right. That e-mail got around pretty quickly.--Procopius 12:42, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, big whoop

Well, Nytrospawn, you may not be dead, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm dead, now, does it? You revel in your alive-ness while some of us unfortunate people are dead and seldom even good for mourning wood anymore. I would feel discriminated against, but since I'm not alive, I don't really have feelings... You're a cruel and discriminatory person that doesn't even realize how many of us are dead and how offensive you are to us for not being so. Well, that's enough beyond-the-grave talk from me, I need to go back to my decomposing. Toodles. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.06.30.22:16