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You know you want to, because he's sexy and stuff and zombiebaron is on holiday.
But seriously I have no idea how this works these days. Like vote or something? Maybe. -— Lyrithya ༆ 02:03, 12 October 2013 (UTC)
Score: 14.5
- I don't know how it works either, but I support your idea. I think a Village Dump forum is how you do all permission requests here. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:07, 12 October 2013 (UTC)
For. Swell guy (let me sleep on his couch once). Sensible (lent me some cash) and well-mannered (I still haven't given it back). Clearly crat material. - I'm Not Funny 02:10, 12 October 2013 (UTC)- Well, we all know and love RAHB, I'm quite sure, but I worry about the implications of a move like this. Becoming a sysop is clearly an important event in an Uncyclopedian's life, and has a great deal of repercussions for the wiki and the community as a whole. Indeed, witness the election to Bureaucrat of Codeine, Pants MacKenzie, Mordillo, Rcmurphy, Zombiebaron, TheKillerFroggy (I refuse to refer to him by his abbreviated moniker), and, on the Other Wiki, ChiefjusticeDS. Shortly after these users achieved Bureaucracityhood, all of them died, and died painfully and unexpectedly, some at the hands of scorned women, some by drink, some by their own hands, and at least one by the hands of a scorned drunken woman who, through spiritual possession from beyond the grave, caused him to use his own hands to remove his own entrails with an obsidian knife. (Ah, Frog, how we all miss thee.) I'm sure I speak for us all when I say I do not want RAHB to die precipitously (especially if I'm not participating in the murder). However, another issue has reared its ugly head: while RAHB, as I have mentioned several times (and if I haven't, I will mention it again here), is beloved by us all, I must admit that there are certain flaws to his character, certain foibles in his scruples, which give me pause. For instance, know ye not that RAHB is an herbisexual? Indeed, it's true; he has carnal knowledge of certain garden produce which shall go nameless here forevermore. Worse yet, he has a problem—a problem which leads him to introduce certain adulterants into the food which he serves to others. Most alarming of all, he has robbed banks with a certain bodily appendage which shall likewise go nameless here; as admirable and deserving of applause as such an exploit is, it is nevertheless a serious transgression against the Laws of this mighty nation. But this is not the length and breadth of his transgressions (which, I will admit, we all wink at, as he is indeed a splendid fellow—the most splendid fellow whose neck shall ever grace a noose). Indeed, RAHB's greatest misstep, I think, is not having conjugal relations with produce, nor yet introducing his own seed into the victuals of others, nor yet again his deftness in despoiling financial institutions of what, to them, were most likely insignificant amounts of lucre. No, his misstep is coming here, and not merely bragging of his exploits, but registering them in the immutable pages of this wiki. I must ask you, can any of you reliably countenance the idea of such a person as RAHB holding such an august position as the High and Mighty Grand Executorship and Mugwump-General of Uncyclopedia? Will any of you rest easy in your beds at night, knowing that as you sleep, RAHB might be forcing himself upon the beravished remnants of your innocent gardens? Or that he might be downstairs in your larders and pantries, making sad, furtive motions whose results would surely horrify you could you see their outcomes? I feel not. And it is with a heavy heart that I therefore must vote "for", because I know if I don't, RAHB will probably fuck my honeydew melons, cum in my minestrone, and then, to add insults to injury, he will go down and rob my bank with his dick. Granted, he'll do that stuff anyway, no matter how I vote. I'm just hoping a "for" vote will buy me a heads-up, first. ~ BB ~ (T)
~ Sat, Oct 12 '13 2:44 (UTC) - Bureaucats. -— Lyrithya ༆ 02:54, 12 October 2013 (UTC)
- For. Uncyclopedia needs at least one homosexual bureaucrat or those gay rights groups will be all over us like RAHB over a foot-long. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
07:35, 12 October 2013 (UTC) - For. RAHB IS TEH GAY YOU FUCKSHITS. He deserves supercrat...sysadmin...wikia...wales... something. Couldn't be bothered to ask RAHB to unban me, but I support him for crat. I STILL HATE SOME OF YOU FOR THE ACTIONS YOU TOOK AGAINST MY PERSON. :D. Uncyclopedia can eat a goat. THATS RIGHT. EAT. A. FUCKING. GOAT. NOW I'M OFF TO LISTEN TO VOCALOID. PEACE IN FOSSFAGS!. --50.135.196.164 06:34, 17 October 2013 (UTC)Denza
- Is this block evasion? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 12:04, 17 October 2013 (UTC)
- 100% what Denza said. — SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 06:46, 17 October 2013 (UTC)
- For. RAHB will be an excellent cat. I can already feel his paws on my lap and his sharp teeth biting my neck. Oh, yeah, right there, that feels so good, gooood boy, mmmmhhmhhmhmm, yeeessshhhh, perfect, ahhh... Zzz
17:45, 17 October, 2013 (UTC) - For. I'm denza's friend. He told me to vote yes on this. 146.129.242.84 18:36, 17 October 2013 (UTC)
Boner. On the condition he'll get a seperate Bureaucrahb group Madclaw @ talk 18:43, 17 October 2013 (UTC)- Strong For -- The Zombiebaron 02:14, 18 October 2013 (UTC)
- For MadMax (talk) 05:54, 18 October 2013 (UTC)
- For. On behalf of the Spoons. --
RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:24, 18 October 2013 (UTC) - Fuck the establishment! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:27, 18 October 2013 (UTC)
- For. I love you RAHB please notice me senpai
17:20, 21 October 2013 (UTC) - For. For, For, For!!!!!!!!!!!! Go RAHB! Give me an R! Give me a.... whatever..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Strainj 1 . . . . TALK 22:11, 21 October 2013 (UTC)
- Template:Strong For What, there's no template for that? Well there should be!-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:35, 22 October 2013 (UTC)
- For. totally against such a self-destructive wikiwide decision. He will burrow from within and destroy the fabric of this society. Aleister 29-10
For. Swell guy (let me sleep on his couch once). Sensible (lent me some cash) and well-mannered (I still haven't given it back). Clearly crat material. - I'm 
Eh
Eh ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 
05:12, 17 October 2013 (UTC)
- piiiiiissssss --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 06:14, 17 October 2013 (UTC)
On the topic of sex
Why not give all beauraracraopawkdakpdkts +f flags in IRC? As to denote them from regular admins... or something. --02:40, 19 October 2013 (UTC) (Still Denza)
- Whatever he said is probably... words. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 19 '13 2:42 (UTC)
- Crats get the "Manager" template. -- The Zombiebaron 03:18, 19 October 2013 (UTC)