User talk:Wild Weasel/Archive Beta

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Now Featuring: You!

Congratulations, Commander of the order. Your superior talents serve as an inspiration to all of us. I applaud your efforts, and admit to Jealosy. I'm good, but I haven't hit it big yet. I stand humbled in your presence... For now. But one day, I shall rule over teh internets with an Iron fist, and all who oppose my rule shall be ground to a fine powder underneath my cold grip of repression, and my enemies bones will be as dust in the wind. ALL WHO OPPOSE ME SHALL BE DESTROYED!!! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Just kidding... that was a bit over the top... Yeah. Award yourself a cookie on my behalf.

TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 13:39, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

TD on Projects

Yeah, Ranking pics would be cool... I'm still not entirely settled on the existing rank scheme... I mean it's cool and all now, but I was hoping my inspiration would be a bit more absurd, maybe Lord High Poobah, Assistant High Poobah, Executive Beefmonger, or the arbitrary names I came up with could hold... whichever... I was hoping lightning would strike and I would look at the list of ranks and say "OMFG! This is teh r0Xx0r5! Perfection!" (Much as I did with Ninja Skills and Or Else)

and Yes, a "Worst Of" page is something I've been toying around with, actually 2 "Worst" pages. One for articles that ar so bad, they're great, and others that are utter, total abominations, to serve as examples to uncyclopedia writers, new and old

Finally, anyone else of former/current military status on Uncyclopedia that you know of? I'm all for exclusivity, but a mere two members is a bit on the weak side, ya' know?

Hmmm...I'm not really sure about other military Uncyclopedians. We could ask around, but I'm not sure how many we'd find. Oh well, much like the Sith and their rule of two, we can have a clandestine operation until we grow in strength. And the current list of ranks isn't bad - I'll offer some input later. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 15:46, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
  • By the By... just read the inaugural address... Primo quality... Two thumbs up. I'd promote you, but ah... well, you know... TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 18:02, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Hey, thanks for the comment on my talk page and the vote on my article! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:28, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

WASABI?!!!1!11!!!

DaveMustaineAward.jpg LinkTGF has awarded you the exquisite

Dave Mustaine Award of Excellence
Not only do you do great things, but you are unrecognized for them :(
Continue and someday I will like something of yours enough to steal it and call it my own!

Awesome! To the front page with you, Mustaine! Rock! — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 13:26, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Commander TD Sends

I've started up a bit of a vanity thingy... I'm not sure how long it will survive before being deemed incoherently stupid, and deleeted, but for what it's worth:

Click Here

And Here

TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) -- 17:29, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

No, You don't actually have to do anything. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 17:42, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Honored, flattered and generally confused

Thanks for the WASABI! I enjoy getting faux symbols of my accomplishments :) BTW, I nominated a Metallica image I did if you are interested --LinkTGF 17:28, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Give us another chance!

We are sorry for our IRC transgressions! Please come visit! You are funny! We will laugh! --KATIE!! 14:22, 10 March 2006 (UTC)!

It's okay, K - my comment was half in jest. I understand there's a certain flow to IRC, and I think I'm guilty of being drunk, impatient or both when I do manage to log in. My feelings aren't hurt, just lightly braised. ^_^ — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 14:28, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Feelings, Delicious Feeeeeeeelings

  • Mmmmm, braised feelings. Goes well with fava beans and a nice Chianti. ( I have used that somewhere before...but it's funny here too.) I noticed your user page error a few days ago and didn't fix it. Obviously you don't spend enough time looking in the mirror admiringly staring at your own user page. As a matter of fact, I am going to mine right now!  – Mahroww a.k.a. Minister Art E. Hooey  17:48, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

WW, can you check my tweaks to Lincoln Douglas

WW- Forgive me, but I have sinned. I slightly changed the Lincoln-Douglas Debate article by replacing Kirk Douglas with Former Heavy Weight Champion James Buster Douglas. I also added a graphic of Abrham Lincoln getting ready to sneak in a dirty punch (and even added Don King to the audience). If you revert it, I will be crushed, but I will understand. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:36, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Cookie for you

Newcookie.gif Codeine has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For rapid-response satire delivery. Good show! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:36, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

E.L. Coolio

Hey! Seriously here. I see that you are a good friend of E.|L. Cool. Nice to know. But it's even better to know that he became a sysop on March 7. If you feel like congraturating him, you can. Just a heads up, as I know you barely ever go on the Hrwiki anymore. 69.160.0.227 00:44, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

Both Yours?

Man, I had no idea, but now I'm even more impressed. Yeah, great writing. A lot of stuff on here makes me shake my head, some of it gets me smiling and then a few (well more than a few, but for the purposes of exaggeration) has me sitting here, laughing out loud, alone in a room. Thanks for making my dad think I'm nuts. --Imrealized 11:50, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Pope John Paul 2.0

You're going to have to renominate it on VFD if you really want to have it delete it. I removed the template and the nomination because the user was one of your typical funda-mentalist regilious nutfreaks. He's now blocked. --~ sin($) tan(€) 14:08, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

He was so clueless, he forgot to add the template - that was me. I'll re-add it, because the article sucks and I want it re-created, perhaps with a more German flavor. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 14:12, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

No, he put the template. I removed it. I left yours (the one you put after I removed his) on it, though... I removed his template and his nomination because of his disapprovable behaviour. --~ sin($) tan(€) 14:16, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Ah. I think we're synced up now. I left a comment on the John Paul II/2.0 situation on the VFD page for your consideration. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 14:22, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Your UnNews article has been recorded for UnNews Audio

Just wanted to let you know. I'm adding you to the "writers whose work we've recorded page as I speak. AND THEY'RE NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! HA! A whole new audience will be laughing at your material, now! (So, um... I hope that's ok, lemme know if it's not.)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:45, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Out Trolling for Votes are We?

Hello there. I put a vote out there for your bear article. Did Westboro get shot down? If so, that sucks. To answer you- yes, I am prior service- United States Coast Guard. And yes- that's a branch of the military. Did you catch Cobra Commander on Family Guy the other night?? Oh man that was funny shit. I was on spring break in Boston, just got back. Just finished another short, but I think funny article of my own- Purgatory. I still need to do some more work on Enron, I've not forgotten.--Claudius Prime 19:08, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations!

I see that Westboro Baptist Church got featured! w00t! I feel like a new godfather, since I posted the original nomination, and also because I just killed Marlon Brando. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 23:48, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

Robot uprising

Hi, I noticed you voted against my article. I'm not here to ask you to change your vote, but can you point out some parts that need improvement? Honest C+C. Thanks! --Hobelhouse 18:40, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

Sephiroth and UnNews:Judge_Brings_Down_Ruling_in_New_Jersey_Satan_Case are ones I'm particularly proud of. Mitsubishie is a pun, e e cummings is short, and Sprite comic is hilarious if you've ever been on a spriting forum. Alien v. Predator didn't turn out as well as I wanted but it's ok. Samuel Alito and Robot uprising both have other people's material included heavily; Isra1337 ran away with the jokes I started on Alito and I wrote only the first half of Robot uprising. Leeroy Jenkins is my shame. It was my very first one, so it sucked, and people keep adding crap to it. Anyway, tell me if you have any pointers. Thanks! --Hobelhouse 01:03, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

It's Your Turn!! (Well, it better damn well be.)

Hey, Grizeasel! I just wanted you to know that I just went over your head, and gave you the nomination for Sysop. I know, I should have checked with you first, but honestly, I can't think of a single person who's more deserving of adminship than you. Your writing has been top-notch, and you're a very active member of the community (what community there is!) I think that it's time you were suitably rewarded for your dedication. Now let's hope that the polls aren't closed. And, as always, if you don't want this, you're welcome to retract the nomination yourself on VFS (it won't hurt my feelings -- hell, I never even knew that I had been nominated and had tanked.) Cheers! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:28, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

Whoa, half my sig is damn near invisible... cool! Stealth Dalek!!!11eleven!OMG!! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:29, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

Fucking Classic!

If I could stab this article with a rusty spoon, twist, and then spit lime juice on it, I would.

This one-liner is going to be my next bumper sticker!

Oh, the hilarity. I also posted it above your inaugural address on THODPV. That's funny. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 23:13, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

The Most Important Article-EVER

I'm working on the True Love article, which has been created by a million different users and then huffed for chronic sucking. I think what I just typed sounded really gross, but anyway, I'm hoping to create the definitive true love article, I mean isn't that what were all looking for anyway? Thank you for the bear award, who are we bugging now that Todd Lyons is gone?--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 16:45, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

In regards to my VFD vote against Pope John Paul 2.0

Yeah, I understand what you are saying. Believe me, I know that everything gets insulted here, the proviso being, it must be humorous. I just found the article blase. The "Material World" joke was really funny. But something like making the pope try to break into the punk scene was too obvious, I thought. I'll be the first to admit that most of my stuff sux, its just that on the VFD page, it says to participate, and if I had to vote one way or the other, I would like the article deleted. If you go to the page Catholicism and go to the edits, you will find I edited it. The stuff I rewrote on the list of mortal sins is a lot funnier than what was there before. In fact, I made the article much more non-factual. I wasn't trying in the least way to represent Catholicism as it actually is. --Legolasegb 21:42, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

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