User talk:Wakkoswish123

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Blanking

Don't know why you did it but I gave you a one day ban for that. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:14, September 21, 2012 (UTC)

Aight fella, take one of those "chill pills" maybe

This is just satire. Stuff you say is "hateful" is just satire. Particularly clumsy satire, yes (hence why it isn't fit for mainspace, and also there was the problem about mainspacing it as a subpage which is just WHATEVER), but still nothing to go around blanking articles about. Try constructively editing the page, or leaving a line on the primary editor's talk page, or the article's talk page, if you wish to voice concerns about the article in the future. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:21, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

It's shit that belongs on ED, not here.

Damn /b/fags and their retarded mommies who live in his gramma's attic.Wakkoswish123 (talk) 06:25, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

Which is exactly why it's in userspace until this guy fixes that up. Instead of blanking pages, don't you think you might be better off taking a copy and making it into something of much higher quality? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:27, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

It's 99% hate, 1% poop gas. That cannot be shaped into a funny thing.Wakkoswish123 (talk) 06:32, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

Sure it can. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:35, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

Teach me, sir.(i'm a furry)Wakkoswish123 (talk) 06:36, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

Read through it, find the bad jokes and make them into good ones? There isn't really a magic formula to it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:40, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

I'm stuck at the furry hate.Wakkoswish123 (talk) 06:42, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

It's a very ED article, I totally agree with you there. Feel free to do a major rewrite. Using the en.wp article, there should be plenty to parody, or you could go off on a completely different tangent. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.07.07:05

Okay

So I've blocked Mr-ex for a day, because he's a tremendous bell end, and needs to cool down. However, in the future if you find yourself in an editing conflict such as the one on Furry, please bring it to the attention of an administrator instead of continuing on with the reverting and undoing and such, and one of us will take a look at what's going on and make an attempt at mediation. Reverting back and forth doesn't really solve anything, because it can go on forever with no change of result. -RAHB 06:32, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

OK. Anyone's here to help with cleanup?--Wakkoswish123 (talk) 06:33, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

As I mentioned on the talk page, feel free to make the edits you feel are necessary, but only if they're funny. We have almost thirty thousand articles and cannot be expected to monitor each and every one to a level of utmost quality. Also, note the other message I left on the talk page about civility. That's important. I'm also unbanning Mr-ex now because I got him to sing the My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic theme song. -RAHB 06:37, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

That's like freeing an al-Qaida dude that was in a supermax prison!--Wakkoswish123 (talk) 06:39, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

Somehow I feel this will have less impact on the global political climate. -RAHB 06:40, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

I mean escaped maniac.--Wakkoswish123 (talk) 06:42, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

Hey now! He may be a maniac, but he's also an idiot. That counts for something, doesn't it? -RAHB 06:43, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

Escaped maniac with brain damage?--Wakkoswish123 (talk) 06:48, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

The formatting page can also be used as a quick guide to wikifying an article.

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FurryFox

That file you think is so important to upload is now at File:Furryfox Logo.png. Please stuff uploading it over the other file which is already used on hundreds of pages in its previous context. Use the new URL for it instead. Thanks. -RAHB 04:54, 24 September 2013 (UTC)