User talk:Severian/Archive4

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A Proposal[edit source]

I have a proposal for you. I already have an idea for an article, but it's a little bare-bones. Would you like to assists me with it? If you think you are unqualified, please direct me to someone who is and would be willing to help me. It will also need some simple pictures, which I would do myself if I could get anything onto the internet through my stupid firewall. --Savant13 21:16, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

What do you have in Mind? Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png
Pseudoku, the Stupid American version of Sudoku. It might have letters or symbols filling in some of the squares. Now that I've thought about it, it might work better as just an image. --Savant13 21:19, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Subst:ing the Welcome template[edit source]

Okay, so first off, this is a really really ugly talk page :). Okay, also whenever you Welcome a new user you should use {{subst:Welcome}}, as opposed to {{Welcome}}. Why? Well that's just how we roll and I don't want to have to correct you all the time. Thanks in advance, --Sir Zombiebaron 18:20, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

You just leave my talk page, alone...he's hurt by you. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

I have no clue how you can live with yourself having made something so..."Kakunesque"...but if you want is made "better" I can help...or you could leave it and never have to speak with me here again...just do the subst thing :) --Sir Zombiebaron 18:29, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Make it better!LOL, even though he's hurt beyond belief, him and I have had an interventionist open his eyes to it...we bow to your judgment. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png
Yay! --Sir Zombiebaron 00:01, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
It still looks bad, but I'm too hungover to screw with it. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

WHAT[edit source]

You are NOT ALLOWED to miss me. N-A-U-T. Or however you speel it. --Sign2.pngSarinZero (blabber )Sign2.png 11:03, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas[edit source]

Santa cross money.png Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
Hammer and sickle xmas.png|

Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 22:36, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Tvcc.jpg Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings. (I only have the one template, so pretend it says something about Hannukah ;) )--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmasmoosewreath.png Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal.jpg

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:06, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Hannukah.jpg Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet.

However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming.
Only 4.5 months left till Passover, start looking for Christian kids for the preparation of the Matzo Bread!

Merry Xmas mate -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 22:28, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Karatechimp.jpg zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:11, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Time I gave out some deserved awards[edit source]

Your contributions to Ban Patrol have not gone unnoticed. You snitch!

Snitch.jpg
Supergrass

This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.


Enjoy. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:11, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

...for the MP3 conversion of that music file. At present, I'm about 800 miles away from my source CDs, and have been off on mental vacation anyway. I have a couple more songs in the barrel for release, but I'll be sure to upload both formats next time.  :)

Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 03:08, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

No prob. My Mic is broke, and I don't want to buy a new one. On a brighter note, I'll be 5000 miles away from America in May for six months. Germany, I'm comin' back to you baby!Achtung! Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 16:09, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks![edit source]

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thank you so much for the vote for UotM (even though I banned you that one time, you're such a great person for not holding that against me!  :) ) Getting a vote for this award from a user who contributes to ban patrol, etc, gives me a real sense of accomplishment, since it was for grunt work like that the award was originally created. Thanks again, and may none of your jokes ever fall flat.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:12, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Welcome Back[edit source]

How was your time off?-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 07:39, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

It was good, lots of Golf down in Florida, old ladies pining for Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png and good food and nice clothing for Christmas! Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 16:15, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

So normally you live in Germany? Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S

No, I live in Virginia, but I did get an internship to Germany this year for 6 months beginning in May. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png