User talk:Romartus/Archive17

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Page Watch

Since I am usually elsewhere, messages left here will be answered. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:28, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

That doesn't make any sense.. --Mimo&maxus 13:22, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

Ahh...good point. I meant to say 'only messages left here are guaranteed a reply back' etc etc since I have unwatched all other pages on the Fork to stop an email overload. Clearer? --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:52, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

User:Romartus/sig

I have restored this because it is used in well over 2,000 places and deleting it would create vast amounts of broken links. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:35, 11 October 2013 (UTC)

Thanks Frosty, I hadn't considered that. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:39, 14 October 2013 (UTC)

Consider this. Aleister 14-10

I did and the offer has been passed back to Capitol Hill. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:10, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

SPIKE is seeing things, too much maple syrup on his hands

He's banned me for two weeks on wikia for ban evasion, which hasn't happened! I've never tried to evade a ban. Please investigate this - and if Romartus doesn't log on can someone else go find out what he's talking about. I was originally banned for two days for not using a timestamp, which, as far as I knew, wasn't required (after looking it up the rule changed in 2011, long after the last time I'd looked at it). SPIKE does a damn good job holding that place together, but he's overworked, unpaid, and likely needs a vacation. Please investigate this nonsense, I do not evade bans, and for this one I will finally ask SPIKE for an apology, something I've never asked him for even though he constantly maligns me, my intents and motives, and character. Thanks. Aleister 16:08 17-11-'13

p.s. I tried to see what SPIKE was talking about, and the only thing I could even imagine is that he thought an IP who wrote poooooooooooooooooooooo on some page was me. Oh come on, if I evaded a ban I'd be much better at it than that!

Ok, I have your message Aleister. I will check back at the Spoon. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:13, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Wait, SPIKE banned you for not using time-stamp? That's it, I'm done with that Hitler. SPIKE is being an over-paranoic nuthead. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 05:47, 18 November, 2013 (UTC)

Aleister. You are unbanned over at the Spoon. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:06, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Cleopatra

Thy lady seems to be asp-backwards on VFH. Aleister 16:19 30-11-'13

Thanks for the alert. I will check to see if there are any literals/howlers I have missed. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:11, 30 November 2013 (UTC)

Giggles

I just... giggled my arse off editing that. It's got some spectacular lines in it here and there. JFC 18:00. May 29

I can't recall what I wrote for this version but I see you have put it up as a VFH on the Fork. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:48, 3 June 2014 (UTC)

I remember we worked on this article together back when I was MrN9000. We saved it from VFD at one point if I remember correctly... RE "fork". I'm going by which wiki is honouring the non-profit agreement I entered into when I gave my content to it. On there it says:"NonCommercial — You may not use the material for commercial purposes." ... Yet another wiki elsewhere on the internet is using my content to make money for its owners. I do not want that. I do not understand. ... It's cool. I'm not looking to argue or confront you. Just explaining my position. It's wonderful to see you around mate. Even under these difficult and tricky circumstances. I do miss having the opportunity to write with you. JFC 14:05. Jun 3

I visit now and again. Good to see you're back, as Jesus no less this time. Is the MrN9000 moniker connected with unpaid child maintenance issues? If so, leave them alone!! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:30, 3 June 2014 (UTC)

Those payments will remain unpaid I tell you! That woman claimed to be a man when I slept with her, and therefore tricked me into getting her pregnant. JFC 22:16. Jun 3

That's called, the Reverse Conchita. Leverage (talk) 06:21, 4 June 2014 (UTC)

Posts on user talk pages

Romartus could you do me a favour please and put this message on Napoleon's talk page please? Thanks Napoleon for your scores. Please try and score some more articles today. Cheers

It would be much appreciated. (thanks by the way for your judging so far). --ShabiDOO 01:22, 27 June 2014 (UTC)

Now I am confused. How many people have you got judging this competition? Suggest a hold till your ban at The Spoon has been served. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:50, 27 June 2014 (UTC)

Hea Romartus. Yea, I'm a little confused also. This is a link. The situation is that the HAPPY MONKEY is Shabidoo's competition. He created it, and he gets to decide what happens with it. He can change judges, swap the contest to German or make us all dress in Kilts half way through if he wants to. Without him it's not possible to complete the competition. I don't really want to wait another week to realise that I have lost. I don't expect others wish to either. I suggest that you talk to your colleague who banned Shabidoo because he is wrong to have done so and it would be a shame if his poor judgement caused inter-wiki troubles with the HAPPY MONKEY. JFC 13:06. Jun 27

There are six judges Romartus. They are listed on the score chart. There are always judge changes every year to get as many scores as possible. I'm not going to delay this anymore. We'll just have to make due the best we can. I'm leaving the spoon once this is all over. --ShabiDOO 13:55, 27 June 2014 (UTC)

I think Shabidoo and SPIKE should make up, kiss, film it, and we can raise donations from showing it on walls and in the slimier parts of bathrooms. Aleister 14:04 27-6-14

Most cameras break when they film me making out with large furry mascots. --ShabiDOO 14:13, 27 June 2014 (UTC)

That's not true. I've got loads of footage. You need the rubber lenses. JFC 14:29. Jun 27

Shabidoo, I can't imagine what you could have done that should have led to a block. You seem like the sort of person who stays out of trouble (unlike someone else I know). Leaving the spoon seems rather wise at this point, however sad I would be to see you go if I actually edited there. Also, Happymonkey39 created the Happy Monkey competition, though Shabidoo is in charge of it now and does a fine job of it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:22, 27 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

I have a very dynamic and colourful history of blocks and bans on the spoon. Many deserved. A few not. Leaving the spoon indeed is very wise. --ShabiDOO 18:20, 27 June 2014 (UTC)

I have finished scoring and voting. Goodnight Vienna. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:34, 27 June 2014 (UTC)

Thanks a million Romartus. When I assasinate you...I promise that your end will not be tasteless and uninspired. It's the least I can do. --ShabiDOO 19:39, 27 June 2014 (UTC)

Romartus...if you could remind the wikiman to score the articles...I would be very grateful. --ShabiDOO 09:24, 28 June 2014 (UTC)

OK--RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:27, 28 June 2014 (UTC)

I've locked myself out of my wikia account and requested it be deleted. I will be unable to use the account again. I'll ask Anton to help with the score pages and to place a thank you template on the five users of the spoon when the tournament is over. Thanks again for helping with the competition. --ShabiDOO 10:46, 28 June 2014 (UTC)

An account cannot be deleted at Wikia. It can be locked. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:04, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

I scrambled my password as wikia suggests you do and in 29 days they will lock me out or however they call it. --ShabiDOO 13:22, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

Ronaldo transfer offer

Ah. Since the world cup is over I am keen to build up my squad and have made a few repairs to injuries suffered to my star striker Lionel Messi, but I can't help noticing that you appear to have the second best player in the world: Cristiano Ronaldo sitting on your bench. Sitting rather nicely apparently. Since obviously everything is released under CCSA (the bosman ruling in this case) I assume you don't object if I sign him over on free transfer? I promise to release him under international fashion model duties and also if required to play football for Portugal. MrN 23:39. Jul 16

You want to import this from the Spoon to the Fork? I only did a repair job on an existing trash pile. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:08, 20 July 2014 (UTC)

Yea. 'Here' we don't even have the trash pile. Like I said, when I did a clean up of Messi I was shocked to find that there there was no article at all on Ronaldo which obviously we need... MrN 15:22. Jul 20

I can't archive my talk page

Apparently, a link to a blacklisted external site going by the name of google.com/url? has triggered the spam filter. And there's a LOT of content I'm archiving, so actually finding the offending link would be a pain in the ass. Could you do something about this, please? Lord Scofield Stark 15:25, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Fork or Spoon? --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:32, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Fork. Lord Scofield Stark 15:43, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

I know I have the hat but unless it is blatant vandalism, I prefer not to get involved in filters and such like. I don't do it at the Spoon either - I am just an ideas Roman. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:58, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

But I can't archive my page. All that information, those memories...all ruined thanks to a fucking filter?! ;( Lord Scofield Stark 16:02, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

I didn't set the filters here and since this works on a newer version of Mediawiki - I would have no idea where to start. I am sure the other admins here will deal with this once they come on line. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:06, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Just so you know, it's been taken care of. Lord Scofield Stark 16:31, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Thanks. Have a good weekend :) --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:36, 25 July 2014 (UTC)