User talk:Qzekrom/Archive 1

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Dear Unregistered User,

Upon viewing your contributions to Uncyclopedia, I believe that you are special. More special than a regular IP. And no, not in a Jerry's Kids kind of way, my dear Uncyclopedian-to-be: I believe you have what it takes to become a worthwhile human being contributor!

Though it is unlikely that you'll ever even see this message, I am still posting it in the hopes that you shall one day cease your anonymous editing and join our community of circus folk. And why shouldn't you? It's free! It's easy! It'll get you laid CONSTANTLY! ^[1]

To join, simply click the Log in/create account button at the top right of your screen, then click Create an account. Follow the instructions and just like that, you've made a name for yourself.

If you need any assistance in the registration process, or in any other facet of Uncyclopedia, let me know on my talk page. Hope to see you soon!

Who the hell are you, anyway, robot? 68.173.113.106 22:43, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

Personal appeal 2011-12-23

I'm glad to be finally back from the block! I spent most of that time deliberating why the hell the block happened, and then it occurred to me that I should have fun during the block. So I spent the rest of the time playing Pokémon Black and White multiplayer with Lord Norris (who obviously kept winning).

I'd like to take this time to defend my acts of unWit that got me into this predictament in the first place. The administrator Romartus called me a "drama reverter." The Pi article (which has been subsequently huffed) suffered from a slew of vandalism, which I feverently tried to revert. But other people reverted my revert, which caused what I thought was vandalism to keep popping up.

Your Highness Romartus, I think you should have waited for the block to expire before deleting the page. I would have been more than happy to right my appeal on the talk page, as opposed to my user page where it probably won't be noticed, so congrats to those of you who managed to reach this page. Maybe you should've seen what the person wrote on the Pi article:

“...Fuck this, I'm going back to sleeping with my bitches!”

~ The Bible 6:23 on everyone hates pi

Doesn't that look a lot like vandalism? IS THEIR EVEN A VANDALISM POLICY ON UNCYCLOPEDIA?!?!?!?

Sincerely,

...Forget it.

Don't recreate deleted articles

Quite simple, don't do it. You got a week ban for reverting and writing abuse to another user. Recreating a deleted article also earns a ban normally but I am going to be generous here and not impose it for now. It all depends on your attitude. What ever you think about an article or other users, anyone indulging in abuse/drama receives a longer ban stretching to infinity and beyond. Also sign your posts (messages), even here on your talk page. House rules. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 01:09, December 25, 2011 (UTC)

it's not an article about me. It's about pi, told from pi's point of view. And honestly, I'm still learning how to be funny. I can't just mimic other people; I'm forging my own style. So I'm trying to experiment. Takes a little time. So you might as well give some constructive criticism until I'm fully developed. Cheers, 68.173.113.106 03:20, December 25, 2011 (UTC)

Create an account and I will move the article to your user space. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:52, December 25, 2011 (UTC)

Ah...you went round and vandalised another users's page. Another ban. Last chance. Next one will be infinite. Talk to me if you want to avoid a permanent ban. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:05, December 25, 2011 (UTC)

Nah, that was my little brother. He's very immature, so he doesn't know what constitutes vandalism. He also likes Pokémon a lot more than me, and he wanted to find a strategy to beat some Gym Leader. But he won't find it here. We grounded him and booted him to another network, so he doesn't use this IP anymore.

Also, to avoid trouble, I'm just gonna do what I do on Wikipedia: create articles in my user-talk-space from now on. Cheers, 68.173.113.106 15:29, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

P.S. Please DO NOT remove that template.

P.P.S. What happened to the block? Added 18:13, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

Redirects

Don't. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 02:47, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry. But people do it all the time, as with creating huffed articles. I just thought that because some people use the day,month,year format that they would be confused if they couldn't find any results for 21 December 2012. That was my only redirect other than 2012-12-21, which is the same thing in the international date format. And please don't delete subpages in my userspace (this applies to everyone), especially since [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Don't bite the newbies|I'm new]. I would also like to thank you for lifting the block early. 68.173.113.106 03:15, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

Try to take this in the least racist way possible

But you are not a person, you are an IP. You are not allowed to have a userpage or a userspace until you are actually a registered user. So please, register. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:05, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

I've done it on Wikipedia, why not here? Besides, my parents don't want me to have an account here or anywhere else except Gmail. So I need to have a presence here on Uncyclopedia somehow. 68.173.113.106 03:15, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

Passing by for a few minutes and I spotted people talking here, so I came by for a cup of something. Tea, maybe, or something a little more liquidy. It would be very nice to have you here, you seem like a logical, semi-literate, determmined user. The problem with IP's may be multi-headed, as your IP can change and you'll lose your user page, or your brother might sneak back on, or your father will come to uncyclopedia to find pictures to masturbate your brother by. So unless they spy on you, signing up as a named user (and pick a name you want to stick with) is the way to go. If they do spy on you, all bets are off and they will be shocked at what they see here. There are ghosts here, Zombies, and things we don't want to even admit to until you become a member. So come on, one of us, one of us. Gotta go. Aleister 3:33 8-1-'12

What will be my salary, then? 68.173.113.106 03:41, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

How about $-999/hr? --LORD NORRIS, 03:41, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

How about $kick_your_a$$/hr? 68.173.113.106 03:41, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

Standing by, please wait.

This page has been deleted.

Lord Norris huffed User talk:68.173.113.106: Kicked this user's @$$ for threatening me.

We now return you to your nightly program.

That was adequately clever. But as an IP people will try to teach you things, so I will too. Chuck Norris is soooooo old here, nobody cares anymore and anyone who does is looked upon as not only a fool, but a foolish fool. Chuck Norris is 2005 here. So like wikipedia, each website has a kind of culture. The culture here is as fluid as silk. But no longer includes Chuck Norris, at least in my nonhumble opinion. Maybe your dad can make an account too. Aleister 3:49 8-1-'12

Thank you for your feedback. It is now being processed into the Pokémon company's central servers. 68.173.113.106 16:02, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

By the way, IPs are human too. 68.173.113.106 03:19, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

P.S. Is there a quick template I can use to link to Wikipedia instead of an external link?

Yes, either {{W|insert article name here}} or [[Wikipedia:Insert article name here|Insert text here]]. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:24, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks. I already found it. 68.173.113.106 23:33, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Jeex

I took a look at your wikipedia talk page and a quick scan of your contributions. Is that you? The mind at work there is a math genius, a person who can wrap the language of mathematics around a subject at will. I am very impressed. Now, I can't talk to you of math, I failed starter algerbra two times and passed in summer school. My brain does not function in that language, nor in parts of speech. But if your parents don't want you to put up an actual page on wikipedia after the amount of amazing work you are doing there, that's seriously slanted. Are they afraid of the internet? They should be very proud of you. If you come here they won't be proud of you, because you will be corrupted, but maybe your brain needs this kind of playground. As I said, I'm impressed. Nice work. Aleister 4:06 Russian Boxing Day '12

Al gets easily impressed by big numbers. Of course, in his case a big number is when he has to take off his shoes in order to keep counting. I keep telling him that he can count to 1,000,000 using bit placement and toes, but it's a little difficult. As for the God hates pi thingy - there's actually some logic behind that. I wouldn't call adding that quite above to a page on pi vandalism - removing it would count as justifiable quoticide though. If you want more information on Creationism vs Pi there's some on Intelligent Mathematics, which scarily enough does have a basis in fact in relationship to bible literalism and mathematics. Oh, and while I respect the role that your parents have to play in your life, if you're here and editing, then you really ought to have an account. In the meantime, if you start to get into any issues, talk to myself, or Al, or even Romartus - the truth is as a community we're pretty odd, but we will support you - especially if you ask for support. Pup 01:12 08 Jan '12

I'm going on wikibreak

I will be taking a break from editing Uncyclopedia for a while due to conflicts at school. I may or may not be available to edit on a given day during this time, but that all depends on how weird my teachers get.

At midnight on Tuesday, January 18, 2012, the English Wikipedia will black out, and (maybe) Uncyclopedia will follow suit. Why? Learn more.

I believe the SOPA and PIPA violate First Amendment rights. I do not wish for my user-generated content here on Uncyclopedia, or anywhere else (e.g. on Google, YouTube, or even Wikipedia) to be censored. You might as well call these acts the Start Overseas Patrolling Act and the Piracy Is Politically correct Act. This is the United States of America, not the People's Fucking Republic of China!

Thank you for cooperating with, competing with, and conspiring against me.

Sincerely,

68.173.113.106 23:10, January 17, 2012 (UTC)