User talk:Mighty-Potato

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"Obvious reasons" on VFD

We have recently had a conversation about the tendency of even veteran users to cast "bandwagon votes" on VFD and whether they should be counted fully. While I thank you for voting my way, I think a rookie should state the "obvious" reasons--even if it's just "What ___ said."

Separately, your visit to Peter Pan came after an Anon had made random changes throughout, and I rolled you both back. I think that "Did you mean pedophile?" is turning the subtle blatant...too blatant. Sorry. Spıke ¬ 16:58 20-Aug-10

ah I see, well I shall not bother you guys again then - have fun --Mighty-Potato 17:00, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

I wasn't trying to make you go away! just giving you some recent context so you don't misinterpret and go away! Spıke ¬ 17:15 20-Aug-10

Rave Hitler

I would ban you for that, only the flashing colours gave me an acid flashback and I'm now tripping my bollocks off for free. So instead, thanks. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:40, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

fuck you Jew – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mighty-Potato (talk • contribs)

Jew...? Who are you calling a Jew? Look closely and you'll see that I'm in fact a rabbit, and my initials are ECHNO. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:43, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

I exist to fuck this wiki up, I have 100 sockpuppets and you guys STILL haven't seen the last of it - thank you Andorin for starting this and thank you Jew for making it even easier – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mighty-Potato (talk • contribs)

Shit - that's a seriously pointless existence. The rest of us exist to pass on our genes to the next generation, which involves having sex with a member of the opposite sex. It's fun - you ought to give it a try sometime. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:51, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Sign your messages, please. Four tildes. Sir MacMania GUN—[17:48 20 Aug 2010]

Sign my balls with your face motherjewer – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mighty-Potato (talk • contribs)